Why do we let them do this to us every summer?

As soon as school is out, they ship us all to some stupid camp!

I'll bet there isn't a soul who has any idea where we're going!

We don't even know where the camp is!

Well, I for one, don't even know if I'm on the right bus.

- So.. - Yeah yeah..

You're on the right one.

My name's not yeah yeah. My name is Eudora.

And I've never been to camp before.

Well I'm Sally. You'll see. You'll have a great time.

You're lying, aren't you Sally?

Mmmm..

Last week my mother said to me, "Eudora, I think you should go to summer camp."

So here I am in the wilderness.

It's not too bad, and you may even like it. You'll see.

So, I'll ask you the same thing I asked her, "What if I get eaten by an antelope?"

I really don't like sleep away camp in general, Sally.

And I don't like this camp.