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  • If youve ever wondered why Disney’s tales all end in lies.

  • Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true.

  • I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue.

  • But mermaids are going missing.

  • They end up in someone’s stew.

  • So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills.

  • Youre killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills.

  • Thank you BP.

  • The British are killing, oil is spilling.

  • Now I can't see! my eyes!

  • Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins.

  • Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends.

  • Oceans are browning I think I'm drowning.

  • Thanks to BP.

  • Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared.

  • My husband’s a mark for the War on Terror.

  • Aladdin was taken by the CIA.

  • Were not Taliban. Youve got the wrong man.

  • In Guantanamo Bay.

  • Prince Ali, Where could he be?

  • Drowning in wawa.

  • Interrogation from the nation of the "free."

  • Bin Laden’s taken the fall. Were not trained pilots at all.

  • Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss.

  • Were for freedom Genie can vouch for us.

  • Bush was crazy, Obama’s lazy, al-Qaeda’s not in this country.

  • Set free my Prince Ali!

  • A whore! A whore!

  • A whore, a whore, a whore!

  • This town’s gone wild since I married Adam.

  • They think I’m going straight to hell.

  • But the charges laid on me of bestiality.

  • Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell.

  • No, I’m overrun by mad men.

  • I hear they plan to burn me at the stake.

  • They legit believe I’m Satan.

  • And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away.

  • After John Smith traveled back to England.

  • I helped my people cultivate the fields.

  • More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit.

  • And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel.

  • They forced us into unknown lands of exile.

  • They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead.

  • So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon.

  • When I separate their bodies from their heads!

  • Wait! What?

  • Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

  • Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

  • Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball?

  • Can you paint with the red colors in these men?

  • I can murder if I please, cause I’m dying of disease.

  • I can paint with the red colors in these men.

  • Thanks to BP.

  • Where's Prince Ali?

  • Bestiality.

  • I've got STDs.

If youve ever wondered why Disney’s tales all end in lies.

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