Name: Trump News Network: Impeachment Scandal
Uploaded: 2019-10-28T20:05:15.000Z
Duration: 3 min 16 s
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Everyone's talking about how the Democrats want to impeach me,

and I think it's very unfair. I think it's very unfair.

So, now everyone wants to know how I feel, but, really,

my advisor and favorite Halloween decoration

Kellyanne Conway said it -- She said it best.

-I'm amused. That's how I look when I'm amused.

I'm amused because, with me out of the office,

you'd be left with the world's most diabolical

I'm getting word on my very real earpiece

that we've just received an exclusive video statement

-Hi, everyone. It's me, the whistleblower.

I just wanted to let you all know that I made a huge mistake

I'd just erase this whole complaint thing,

because once again, I am innocent -- he is innocent.

Next, in old kooky man news, Joe Biden was very mean to me

in an interview -- in an interview recently.

Trump's doing this because he knows I'll beat him like a drum.

Those are some tough words coming from a tough man,

when spaghetti is shooting out of his eyes.

And, finally, in tech news, the new iOS 13 was just released,

[ Cellphone rings ] It's kind of unbelievable.

[ Ringing continues ] How do we get out of this bit?

Let's get to the next story, please, please, please.

-Because we are coming to you live from New York City.

I'm Jimmy Fallon, and this is "The Tonight Show"!

here in New York City, it's "The Tonight Show,"

-♪ Hey, hey hey hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey hey ♪

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Trump News Network: Impeachment Scandal

tough

hilarious

nasty

applause