Name: Meanwhile... French People problem
Uploaded: 2019-10-23T16:59:34.000Z
Duration: 3 min 32 s
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YOU KNOW, FOLKS, EVERY NIGHT -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

EVERY NIGHT, WITHOUT FAIL, THIS IS OUR PROMISE -- LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, EVERY NIGHT I COME OUT HERE TO THE STAGE OF THE ED

OVER THERE, PROCESSING THE DAY'S STORIES IN MY NEWS LAB, TRYING

TO DEVELOP THEM INTO AN INEXPENSIVE MONOLOGUE-BASED

BUT SOMETIMES, I MISTAKENLY MIX THE BORIC ACID WITH SILICONE

OIL, AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVER A RESULTANT PUTTY OF SILLINESS

THAT IS STRETCHY AND PLIABLE, YET BOUNCY WHEN ROLLED INTO A

BEST OF ALL, IF YOU PRESS IT AGAINST A NEWSPAPER, IT PICKS UP

SMALLER STORIES WHICH I STORE IN THE LITTLE RED PLASTIC EGG OF

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: MEANWHILE,

MEANWHILE, IT'S THE ONLY THING STABLE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY.

WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR REPRESENTATION, BUT NOT REALLY

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BARBIE DOLL WITHOUT CLOTHES?

THEY'RE ALREADY AS GENDER-NEUTRAL AS IT GETS.

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IN EARLY CHRISTMAS

NEWS, "MEET THE WORLD'S FIRST KALE-FLAVORED CANDY CANES," BUT

THE MAKERS WARN, THEY "MIGHT NOT HAVE THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF

SO IF YOU WANT NONE OF THE TASTE OF CANDY AND NONE OF THE

NUTRIENTS OF KALE, THIS IS THE CONFECTIONERY NIGHTMARE YOU'VE

MEANWHILE, RENOWNED FRENCH CHEF MARC VEYRAT IS SUING THE

MICHELIN GUIDE AFTER THEY DEMOTED HIS RESTAURANT FROM

THREE STARS TO TWO, BECAUSE, HE SAYS, "MICHELIN'S REVIEWER

WRONGLY DETERMINED A CHEESE SOUFFLE AS HAVING CHEDDAR IN

"THEY DARED TO SAY THAT WE PUT CHEDDAR IN OUR SOUFFLE OF

THEY HAVE INSULTED OUR REGION, MY EMPLOYEES WERE FURIOUS."

LISTEN, MONSIEUR, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR THIS TO BE MY

WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEW SEGMENT: FRENCH PEOPLE PROBLEMS.

(AS FRENCHMAN) ZE LIFE OF A FRENCHMAN EEZ A

TODAY, MY BRIE EEZ TOO COLD TO SPREAD ON A CRACKEUR.

AND ZAT EEZ JUST ZE TIP OF MY ICEBERG OF ENNUI.

MY LOCAL MIME WEARS A SHIRT WITH STRIPES THAT ARE...

JOIN ME NEXT TIME, WHEN I TELL YOU HOW MY POOR WIFE CANNOT FIND

>> Stephen: BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY BRITTANY HOWARD!

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