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  • ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER BANNER WEEK

  • FOR THE MEDIA.

  • IF BY BANNER YOU MEAN STUPID.

  • EVERY MAJOR.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I DON'T LIKE THOSE.

  • I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M

  • NOT INTO FLIES OR MOSQUITOES.

  • BUT WHO IS, REALLY?

  • I DON'T LIKE SNAKES TOO MUCH.

  • >> I DON'T LIKE SNAKES TOO MUCH.

  • THEY ARE A DIFFERENT VARIETY.

  • >> THERE ALMOST AS BAD AS

  • CHILDREN.

  • >> I KNOW A GUY CAN'T STAND HIS

  • CHILDREN.

  • HORRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS.

  • THEY ARE A LITTLE OLDER NOW BUT

  • THEY ARE HORRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS.

  • THEY WOULD SAY, WHY WOULD THEY

  • LEAVE, THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU?

  • >> MAKES ME THINK ABOUT WHY MC.

  • >> THE SONG YMCA.

  • >> WHY NOT EVERYONE LOVES THAT

  • SONG?

  • >> REPUBLICANS LOVE IT AND

  • DEMOCRATS LOVE IT AND LABORS AND

  • UNIONS LOVE IT.

  • >> I COULD BE WHY EVERYONE IS

  • LOOKING SO MUCH BETTER THESE

  • DAYS.

  • >> YOU LOOK ALL MUCH BETTER THAN

  • YOU DID THREE YEARS AGO.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • EVEN WHEN THE NEED TO MOVEMENT

  • BEGAN.

  • BETTER LOOKING.

  • [CHEERING]

  • EXCLUDING CEMENT.

  • INCLUDING THE MEN.

  • >> NOT LIKE THOSE PHONY

  • DEMOCRATS.

  • >> HOW ABOUT THE PHONY DEMOCRAT?

  • THEY STARTED WITH RUSSIA,

  • PRUSSIA, RUSSIA.

  • THEN THEY WENT TO RACE.

  • THEN RECESSION, THERE'S GOING TO

  • BE RECESSION.

  • PLEASE LET THERE BE A RECESSION.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • >> THESE ARE PHONY PEOPLE BUT

  • THAT'S OKAY.

  • >> THESE ARE PHONY PEOPLE BUT

  • THAT'S OKAY.

  • WHEN YOU THINK OF IT, I'M

  • PRESIDENT AND THEY ARE NOT.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [CHEERING]

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

  • PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

  • PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  • >> THAT WAS AN EXPERIMENT TO

  • SHOW YOU [BLEEP] IS FUNNY ON ITS

  • OWN.

  • I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE A

  • DAMN JOKE ANYMORE.

  • I JUST PICKED THE VEXED PARTS

  • AND REPEAT IT.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • WHICH IS GREAT.

  • IT'S LESS WORK FOR ME.

  • THEY ARE GETTING MORE DESPERATE

  • EVERY DAY.

  • THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD BUT THEY

  • NEED PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IT'S

  • PRETTY BAD.

  • SO THEY FRANTICALLY TRY TO

  • REANIMATE THE CAP STORY.

  • NEW YORK TIMES RAN AN EXCERPT

  • FROM A BOOK THE INCIDENT OF

  • SEXUAL ABUSE DOCUMENTED.

  • THAT WAS ON EVERY SHOW AND

  • NETWORK.

  • I DON'T ONCE, REVEALED THAT THEY

  • LEFT OUT A KEY FACT.

  • THE VICTIM HAD NO RECOLLECTION

  • OF THE INCIDENT.

  • WEIRD HOW THAT GOT PAST THE

  • EDITORS.

  • DETAILS LIKE THAT, YOU WOULD

  • THINK IT WOULD MATTER.

  • THEY OBLITERATED THAT DETAIL

  • THAT WAS HOW THEY MAINTAINED

  • THEIR BUSINESS MODEL WHICH

  • APPEALS TO THE PEOPLE THAT THEY

  • DO.

  • THEY COMMIT A CRIME LEAVING OUT

  • THE PART ABOUT THEIR NOT BEING A

  • VICTIM.

  • IMAGINE THAT.

  • THAT'S A PRETTY BIG ADMISSION.

  • THAT'S LIKE WRITING A BOOK ABOUT

  • GREAT AMERICANS AND FORGETTING

  • ABOUT ME.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • THAT WASN'T THE ONLY MISTAKE.

  • ONE DAY THEY ARE PUSHING FALSE

  • STATS, LEADING TO TRUMP RALLIES.

  • THEN ANOTHER DAY THERE RUNNING

  • STORIES ABOUT TERMS FEELINGS AND

  • SCOTLAND.

  • THAT WAS AN ACTUAL STORY.

  • THERE'S OTHER CRAB ABOUT FAMILY

  • TURMOIL.

  • NO WONDER THEY TRIED TO SMEAR

  • THE KAVANAUGH.

  • THEY DELIBERATELY WARPED THE

  • TRUTH.

  • I WONDER IF TRUMP AGREES THIS

  • ONE OF THE WORST WEEKS IN THE

  • HISTORY OF THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA.

  • >> I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE

ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER BANNER WEEK

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