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  • Can you see me by the way?

  • - Uh, yeah. - Okay, good.

  • Cause I just was wondering, can I just...

  • Didn't you just get Lasik surgery?

  • I did, how do you know that?

  • No, I know, you got Lasik surgery, which is a major surgery.

  • It is, yeah, but, um...

  • I did, but I don't, I don't even tell people that. - But you can see me perfect? I just want to make sure, yeah.

  • No, it was great, I really can see very well.

  • Do you take painkillers or anything when you do that stuff?

  • Well, I mean, do they give you like laughing gas or something?

  • - They definitely give you some pretty hard-core pills after you have a laser in your eye. - Yeah.

  • What is going on?

  • I'm just saying, so post-surgery, you're a little loopy, you know.

  • You have things in your eyes, and...

  • What's happening right now?

  • Your mom may or may not have videotaped you after surgery.

  • And she gave us the video.

  • For the television?

  • Wait, this is a world premiere.

  • You gotta check this out.

  • This is Taylor Swift, post-surgery.

  • You were, like, freaking out over a banana.

  • Anyway, here's Taylor at home after her Lasik surgery!

  • Video taken by her mom, take a look at this.

  • This is real.

  • Okay, so, she found a snack.

  • That wasn't the one I wanted.

  • Stop, you can't cry.

  • That's not supposed to be what you're doing.

  • - I tried to get this one. - Okay, I'm gonna get the other one for you.

  • Okay.

  • I wanted this one, but what do we do with this now?

  • I'll eat it. I'll eat it.

  • - It's mine. - But it doesn't have a head.

  • Honey, it's fine, I don't need a head.

  • Okay, I'm crying, I'm fine.

  • Don't, you don't want to cry.

  • That's not what you want to do.

  • Sometimes it doesn't go your way.

  • Don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay?

  • I'm not asleep.

  • My mind is alive!

  • Okay.

  • Don't be mad, don't be mad.

  • Don't be mad at me, don't be mad at me.

  • I made some calls.

  • - Oh, my God! - I may have made some calls.

  • -That's on television. - Me and your mom...

  • You go, "This one doesn't have a head, what are we gonna do with it?"

  • - Me and your mom stayed in touch. - Wait

  • She was kind enough to drive me there, but cruel enough to film it and give it to you?

  • Yes, that's what, that's what a good mom does.

  • I love you, Mom!

  • That's what a good mom does.

  • I was, you notice the, I had these goggles on, which are really high fashion.

  • But then they had to tape it to my head.

  • Yeah, and you're not allowed to cry.

  • - And just, oh, the whole thing was so funny. - But I was crying, I think, over a banana.

  • - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God.

  • Anyways, tell your mom thanks again for that.

  • She's the best.

  • You know what, I'm gonna tell her something.

  • Let's talk "Saturday Night Live."

  • You're on "SNL."

  • You're great on "Saturday Night Live."

  • And you're good at live.

  • Last time I saw you was at the "Time 100."

  • I'm sorry, I can't think about anything else.

  • - I had like, okay, I had like... - Dude, it's my favorite, we watched it in the office like 20 times today.

  • I'm like, "Oh, my God."

  • This is not real, I can't believe we have this footage.

  • You're like, going like, "But this is the wrong one, I wanted the other..."

  • You're like, "What do we do with this banana?"

  • And she's like, "I'll take care of it."

  • - You go, "But this doesn't have a..." - But its head is gone!

  • It doesn't have a head, oh, my gosh.

  • It just was so cute, It made me laugh.

  • Well, okay, so, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago, and I had like two and a half mojitos.

  • And then the next day, drunk, #DrunkTaylor was like number-one trending on Twitter.

  • Yeah, I saw that.

  • Because, you know, I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard within like two drinks.

  • - I'm a wizard, yeah. - Like, really thinking like...

  • You were fun, though.

  • You were dancing around doing...dancing to your songs.

  • Yeah, but thinking about the fact that that went as far as it did, and then we've got this happening...

  • - This would be, this is Lasik... - that you've done this now.

  • This is Lasik lover, #LasikLover.

  • - #LasikLover, um, "SNL" - I can't even be mad.

  • I'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family.

  • I don't even know how you did that.

  • Nobody has my mom's number, like, how did...

  • Yeah, I asked for your mom's number.

  • But, yeah, we've been friends for years.

  • Oh, well, you know, news to me.

  • This is great.

  • What songs are you doing on "SNL"?

  • Can you say? Have you said?

  • - Yeah, I'm fine with saying. - You can?

  • - I mean, I'll tell, well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic, just 'cause it's fun.

  • - But I'll probably do "Lover." - Want to point at them?

  • I'll do "Lover," but in a way that I haven't performed it before, which ...

  • And then I'm gonna do a song that I have never performed before at all, live.

  • Wow! That's a scoop!

  • I'll take that scoop.

  • Taylor Swift, everybody.

Can you see me by the way?

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