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  • I ASKED HER IF --

  • >> Jimmy: YOU -- WOW.

  • AND HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER OTHER

  • THAN THIS WEIRD PAIRING OF YOU

  • AND SINEAD O'CONNOR?

  • >> WHY IS THAT WEIRD?

  • >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW.

  • IT'S JUST LIKE -- IT'S ALMOST

  • LIKE HEY, I'M BALD, YOU'RE BALD,

  • LET'S GET TOGETHER.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW?

  • IT'S WEIRD.

  • >> WELL, SHE'S DOING MENTAL

  • ILLNESS, AND I'M NOT A PLUMBER.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.

  • IT'S JUST -- IT SEEMS ODD --

  • >> I HAD A GOOD SUMMER.

  • IT STARTED OFF A LITTLE ROUGH.

  • BUT IT SMOOTHED OUT.

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?

  • WHY DID IT START OFF ROUGH?

  • >> SO I WAS -- WITH SOME OF MY

  • BUDDIES, I HAVE A LOST BUDDIES

  • THAT ARE STUNTMEN IN HOLLYWOOD.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU DO?

  • >> YEAH.

  • WE HANG OUT AND TRY TO OUTDO

  • EACH OTHER.

  • AND I THINK THEY GET TOGETHER

  • BEFORE I CAN GET THERE AND SAY

  • LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET HIM TO

  • DO THIS.

  • ANYWAY, WE WERE AT MY HOUSE, AND

  • I WAS DOING A WHEELIE UP THE

  • DRIVEWAY ON A MOTOCROSS BIKE,

  • AND I GOT TO THE TOP OF THE

  • DRIVEWAY AND FROM THE TIME I

  • LEFT TO THE TIME I GOT BACK

  • SOMEBODY APPARENTLY PUT A

  • 50-FOOT PALM TREE RIGHT AT THE

  • TOP OF THE DRIVEWAY BECAUSE WHEN

  • I CAME DOWN IT WAS THERE.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU RAN INTO A PALM

  • TREE DOING A WHEELIE.

  • AND NOBODY VIDEOTAPED THIS?

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> I CAME DOWN AND THE PALM TREE

  • WAS THERE, AND I HAD TO BAIL.

  • AND I DID BAIL.

  • AND I'M NO MINNOW.

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG

  • GUY.

  • >> AND WHEN I HIT THE GROUND

  • THINGS WENT BACK.

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

  • >> WELL, I BROKE SIX RIBS.

  • >> Jimmy: OH.

  • >> I CRUSHED THIS SHOULDER.

  • I HAD A LUNG CONTUSION.

  • AND IT WAS SOME SERIOUS STUFF.

  • >> Jimmy: DID IT EVER OCCUR TO

  • YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE

  • DIRT-BIKING ANYMORE?

  • >> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 20 YOU

  • COULD TAKE A BULLET IN THE

  • SHOULDER AND, YOU KNOW, BY

  • MORNING YOU'D KIND OF SHAKE IT

  • OFF AND YOU'RE FINE.

  • NOW I GET A HANGNAIL AND IT'S A

  • MONTH BEFORE YOU'RE ANY BETTER.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • SO I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE.

  • SO I CALLED THIS FRIEND OF MINE

  • WHO RUNS A MEDICAL IMAGING

  • CENTER IN SANTA MONICA, DR. J

  • ABOR.

  • "STAR WARS" PLACE OVER THERE.

  • IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, AND I

  • CALLED HIM AND I SAID WHAT ARE

  • YOU DOING?

  • HE SAID I'M IN A TUXEDO, I'M

  • HOSTING A BIG DINNER, I'M

  • GETTING READY TO LEAVE.

  • I SAID COULD YOU STOP BY THE

  • OFFICE ON THE WAY AND CHECK ME

  • OUT?

  • AND HE DID.

  • I GOT THERE, HIS WHOLE STAFF WAS

  • THERE.

  • I'M THERE THREE MINUTES, HE SAYS

  • WE'RE STOPPING THESE TESTS, YOU

  • ARE -- YOU HAVE SIX BROKEN RIBS.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW.

  • IF YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS,

  • THEY DIAGNOSE YOU AS RESPIRATORY

  • FAILURE.

  • HE SAID YOU'RE GOING IN THE

  • HOSPITAL.

  • >> Jimmy: HE DID?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU OKAY NOW?

  • >> COMPARED TO THEN, YEAH.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • NO, I'VE REALLY -- I'VE HEALED

  • UP GREAT.

  • THEY COULDN'T OPERATE ON THE

  • SHOULDER THEN BECAUSE MY LUNG

  • WAS BLEEDING.

  • SO I WENT BACK AND FINISHED THE

  • SEASON AND DID --

  • >> Jimmy: YOU DID?

  • >> YEAH.

  • I WENT BACK AND DID 25 SHOWS.

  • AND THEN AFTER THE LAST SHOW I

  • WENT RIGHT FROM THE STAGE TO THE

  • HOSPITAL AND THEY OPERATED ON

  • THE SHOULDER.

  • >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT

  • A HERO YOU ARE.

  • >> OPENING THE STAGE DOORS --

  • OH, LISTEN, HERO MY ASS.

  • >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS KIDDING.

  • I WASN'T MEANING THAT REALLY.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> NO, I KNOW.

  • I WASN'T GOING TO LET YOU HAVE

  • THAT CHEAP SHOT.

  • BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU --

  • >> Jimmy: BUT YOU MADE IT WORSE

  • IN A WAY.

  • >> THESE RED LIGHTS ON THE

  • CAMERA, SOON AS THAT RED LIGHT

  • OFF I WAS WHINING LIKE A

  • 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN A HAUNTED

  • HOUSE.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?

  • >> OH, MY GOD.

  • >> Jimmy: I HAVE A SHOW IDEA FOR

  • YOU.

I ASKED HER IF --

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