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  • It's funny, I've had a lot of bad day jobs, but the worst one I had was being a shift supervisor at Starbucks, 'cause I was assaulted seven different times.

  • And I was a stripper, so that's like saying something.

  • Tell me about the worst job you've ever had.

  • The worst job?

  • Oh.

  • I haven't had many jobs.

  • What's the worst job you've ever had?

  • The worst job I ever had was cold calling people.

  • People'd hang up on me and tell me that I was terrible, and I'd get a morning break and I'd sit in my car and cry.

  • Which is very taxing on you.

  • It's a good way to learn how to get rejected.

  • What's the worst job you've ever had?

  • When I worked at a laundromat.

  • Wash and dry dead people's clothes, after they passed away.

  • It would sometimes be blood or shit stained, and that was horrible.

  • I took care of elderly people.

  • Saw a lot of naked old man booty.

  • Worst job you ever had?

  • Filming a video for someone who completely took advantage of me.

  • Oh my god, ew, that sounded like I just did a sketchy porn.

  • What's the worst job you've ever had?

  • Probably coaching five year olds.

  • Too rowdy, too many of them in one pool.

  • Did any of them...

  • Nobody drowned.

  • Babysitting a bunch of children.

  • For rich people.

  • Very stressful.

  • I got yelled at by a parent.

  • Did that make you cry?

  • No.

  • Working retail.

  • Can I name-drop the company?

  • Aeropostale.

  • Sears.

  • PacSun.

  • Office Max.

  • Hollister.

  • Abercrombie greeters had to stand outside.

  • With my shirt off, and I'd go, "Hey, welcome to Abercrombie!"

  • I worked at a grocery store.

  • It was really boring.

  • Mind-numbingly boring.

  • I was working graveyard shift.

  • It was eight p.m. to four a.m.

  • That's doesn't sound so bad.

  • And it was really back-breaking labor.

  • Maybe you need to, like, work out more.

  • Worked at a store called Brandy Melville.

  • They preached a one-size-fits-all policy, which is the dumbest shit I ever heard in my entire life.

  • Pet store.

  • Shoe department.

  • Any job in retail.

  • Just annoying to do a bunch of crap for people and then they treat you like shit.

  • They would just come in like savages, and like be throwing the clothes in the air and you know, we would have to fold everything.

  • I will never forget this one black man.

  • He was like, "Do you hang out with white people all the time or is that why you just have all that shit on your face?"

  • And I was like, "What?"

  • Worst job you've ever had?

  • Working on a taco truck.

  • I got paid in tacos.

  • What's the worst job you've ever had?

  • For sure McDonald's.

  • McDonald's.

  • I fried food and took orders, it was ugh.

  • I went underneath the fryer with a spatula, scraping away four inches of grease.

  • People and their sauce.

  • It's like if they ordered three sauces for their chicken nuggets, and we gave them two.

  • I'd have sauce thrown at me.

  • Burger King.

  • Wendy's.

  • They made me clean shit up every single day, and it was disgusting.

  • Shit!

  • I worked for a cult that ordains people online, and the holy water we used to sell was tap water.

  • I used to be a caddy.

  • Making car batteries.

  • Breaking down TVs.

  • Working at a shelter.

  • UPS.

  • Construction.

  • Working at a dispensary.

  • What made it so bad?

  • There's very low pay, nobody gets health insurance.

  • I mean, the low pay and no health insurance is pretty fucking bad.

  • I sold Kirby vacuum cleaners.

  • Nobody wants to buy a thousand dollar vacuum cleaner.

  • I was working with one other gal in the office, and she was a bully.

  • One time, she came in and I just wasn't gonna have it that day, and she's like, "Boy, isn't somebody bitchy today?"

  • And I'm like, "You know what?"

  • "Yes, I am."

  • Snow shoveling, and it was the definition of hell.

  • $10 an hour.

  • I wasn't making that great of money.

  • It's very depressing.

  • I just wanted to get out of there.

  • I was like, "Maybe you should give me a raise."

  • And they didn't, so I quit.

  • I lasted two days.

  • That's how I feel about most jobs.

  • If I don't like it, I'll move on, so.

  • Run away from all your problems...

  • Terrible employee.

  • Jimmy John's.

  • I worked at Jimmy John's.

  • They didn't like pay me jack.

  • Delivering pizza.

  • Coffee shop.

  • Menchie's.

  • Chipotle.

  • Taco Bell.

  • I love Taco Bells.

  • Yeah, that shit's pretty gross.

  • Everything comes in bags.

  • Bags of meat, bags of beans, bags of eggs.

  • Just put it in hot water.

  • Applebee's.

  • I was a host.

  • People want a booth.

  • Everybody can't get a booth.

  • Subway.

  • Picky people would come up and destroy the most complicated sandwiches.

  • Like, it's a sandwich, bro.

  • Stop putting stuff on it.

  • It's a fucking sandwich.

  • Just take the sandwich how it is.

  • Being a U.S. soldier.

  • I mean, it's supposed to be something to break you down, so that they can build you up.

  • And being broken down, of course it sucks.

  • Hooters.

  • They have you hula hoop in front of men while they're eating.

  • It's just really degrading.

  • I was a server at a strip club.

  • They wanted me to strip.

  • They wanted me to get on the pole, so I told my boss I'll take a 15-minute break, and I hopped in a cab and went home.

  • I worked as one of those if you go into Costco, there's some sad person and they go, "Come ask us about our deals for our members."

  • Someone had grabbed me.

  • He like ran his hand down my back, and like rested over my butt.

  • I called my boss and I told him about it, and he was like, "I knew you were weak from the moment I talked to you on the phone first."

  • "We shouldn't have hired you."

  • And I just never went back.

  • I don't think I even collected my last paycheck.

  • I was serving somebody who had a daughter that was about my age, and they (he) flirted with me.

  • I was 15.

  • I worked at a bakery.

  • The management was not ideal.

  • I did have a terrible boss recently.

  • He just, he sucked.

  • Disrespectful.

  • He was just a dick.

  • Wayne, you're a dick.

  • I was working on a cruise ship, and it was a fucking nightmare.

  • I didn't never sleep.

  • I didn't never sit.

  • All the senior citizens with their fucking walkers was (were) walking faster than me.

  • I was out.

  • I have to be honest, I've loved all my jobs.

  • It's true.

  • I've had great bosses.

  • Hey guys, it's Marina.

  • I'm Dave.

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It's funny, I've had a lot of bad day jobs, but the worst one I had was being a shift supervisor at Starbucks, 'cause I was assaulted seven different times.

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