Name: The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer - Key & Peele
Uploaded: 2019-09-08T06:07:07.000Z
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(Colin) Hi, Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti.

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I'm calling from Master Travel Incorporated

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to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer, 00:00:18.484 --> 00:00:20.253 line:92% exclusive Las Vegas getaway.

You know what, I would love to, 00:00:24.957 --> 00:00:26.759 line:92% but I just don't have the time. 00:00:26.792 --> 00:00:27.994 line:92% [phone beeps] 00:00:28.027 --> 00:00:29.362 line:92% Hello? 00:00:30.763 --> 00:00:31.731 line:92% Hello? 00:00:31.764 --> 00:00:34.300 line:92% [disconnect tone] 00:00:34.333 --> 00:00:35.668 line:92% Hm. 00:00:55.621 --> 00:00:56.589 line:92% [touch tones beeping] 00:00:56.622 --> 00:00:57.757 line:92% [line trilling] 00:00:57.790 --> 00:01:01.160 line:92% [phone ringing]

(Colin) This is Colin Valenti, Master Travel Incorporated. 00:01:03.395 --> 00:01:04.363 line:92% How may I be of service? 00:01:04.396 --> 00:01:05.698 line:92% Hi, Colin Valenti. 00:01:05.731 --> 00:01:07.200 line:92% My name is Gavin. 00:01:07.233 --> 00:01:08.534 line:92% I think we just talked. 00:01:08.567 --> 00:01:10.636 line:92% Did we get disconnected?

(Colin) Yeah, no--I mean, yeah, I hung up on you. 00:01:16.108 --> 00:01:17.443 line:92% Why would you do that? 00:01:17.476 --> 00:01:19.145 line:92% I mean, are you even--

(Colin) Were you going to buy the Las Vegas package?

Well, I mean, probably not, but that's not the point.

(Gavin) The point is-- 00:01:27.653 --> 00:01:29.055 line:92% [phone beeps] 00:01:29.088 --> 00:01:30.189 line:92% What the hell? 00:01:30.222 --> 00:01:31.657 line:92% [touch tones beeping] 00:01:31.690 --> 00:01:33.392 line:92% [line trilling]

(Gavin) I don't know what crawled up your ass

and set up shop there, but you don't get to hang up--

[phone beeps] [gasps] 00:01:40.733 --> 00:01:42.869 line:92% What? 00:01:42.902 --> 00:01:44.971 line:92% Oh, my g-- 00:01:45.004 --> 00:01:46.339 line:92% [line trilling] 00:01:46.372 --> 00:01:49.742 line:92% [phone ringing]

(Colin) What the [bleep] do you want? 00:01:51.243 --> 00:01:53.079 line:92% What is your deal, huh?

(Colin) Um, you don't want the Vegas package, 00:01:55.381 --> 00:01:56.749 line:92% so I don't want to talk.

(Colin) Why shouldn't I? 00:02:04.623 --> 00:02:05.992 line:92% Why shou--

What if I wanted the Vegas package? 00:02:08.027 --> 00:02:09.729 line:92% Wha--you know what? 00:02:09.762 --> 00:02:11.764 line:92% I want the Vegas package.

(Colin) Sure you do. 00:02:14.833 --> 00:02:15.801 line:92% [phone beeps] 00:02:15.834 --> 00:02:17.069 line:92% What? 00:02:17.102 --> 00:02:19.071 line:92% You mother[bleep]! 00:02:19.104 --> 00:02:20.306 line:92% Oh, my God! 00:02:20.339 --> 00:02:21.574 line:92% You son of a bitch. 00:02:21.607 --> 00:02:24.143 line:92% [line trilling]

(Colin) Come on, man, let it go. 00:02:26.111 --> 00:02:27.146 line:92% [bleep] you, man! 00:02:27.179 --> 00:02:28.147 line:92% [bleep] you! 00:02:28.180 --> 00:02:30.449 line:92% I want five [bleep] packages! 00:02:30.482 --> 00:02:31.717 line:92% Right now--you know what?

(Gavin) You know what? Where's my wallet?

This is my credit card number, right here. 00:02:34.820 --> 00:02:35.922 line:92% Okay, listen. 00:02:35.955 --> 00:02:37.123 line:92% Get [bleep] off me.

And then--and then the-- oh, yeah! 00:02:45.698 --> 00:02:47.667 line:92% The security number is 084! 00:02:47.700 --> 00:02:49.869 line:92% So run the damn card right now! 00:02:49.902 --> 00:02:51.037 line:92% Right [bleep] now!

You run it right [bleep] now, asshole! 00:02:53.105 --> 00:02:56.876 line:92% [suspenseful music]

[phone beeps] [gasps] 00:03:03.015 --> 00:03:04.918 line:92% [screaming]

These new call scripts are really great. 00:03:10.923 --> 00:03:12.124 line:92% Yeah, I know, right? 00:03:12.157 --> 00:03:13.359 line:92% [phone rings]

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