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  • -Make some noise for Harry & Chris

  • and Lewburger-er-er!

  • [ Upbeat hip hop plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -There's Harry & Chris over there.

  • -Up first, Lewburger-er-er.

  • [ Outro plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -Yeah!

  • [ Playing upbeat tune ]

  • -♪ I wish I could be a Disney princess

  • [ Laughter ] ♪ So I could marry

  • ♪ A homeless Arabian man

  • [ Laughter ] [ Sigh ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -♪ I wish I could be a Disney princess

  • So I could have

  • -♪ Furniture as my only friends

  • [ Sigh ]

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ And I wish I could be a Disney princess

  • So I could have

  • Horse mice ♪ [ Laughter ]

  • Little mice that turn into horses

  • When you need them to ♪ -♪ I wish I could be

  • ♪ A Disney princess so I could live

  • -♪ With seven tiny men! ♪

  • [ Laughter and applause ] [ Gasp ]

  • [Sigh]

  • ♪♪

  • If I were a Disney princess

  • ♪ I would have everything at my fingertips

  • ♪ I could be African American

  • Once! ♪ ♪ If I were

  • [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ A Disney princess

  • ♪ I could cry life-saving tears

  • ♪ I could resurrect dead men

  • With my tears

  • Aurora

  • ♪ I wanna be you; Snow White

  • ♪ I wanna be you; I just don't wanna be

  • The part of your life

  • Where you are poisoned

  • No! ♪

  • [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Belle

  • ♪ I wanna be you

  • Mulan, I wanna be you

  • So that I could have a sassy dragon

  • ♪ I want a sassy

  • Dra-a-a-gon

  • [ Cheering and applause ] -[Laughing]

  • ♪ I wanna be a Disney princess

  • If I were, I'd take no recess

  • To spread the warmth and love; it's the best

  • ♪♪

  • Way to live your life

  • ♪ I'd be a handsome man's wife

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheering and clapping ]

  • And we'd kiss

  • And we'd ♪

  • Kiss

  • And we'd ♪

  • Ki-i-i-ss

  • -Whoo!

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -[Laughing]

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Give it up for Lewburger-er-er!

  • [ Upbeat hip hop plays ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Whoo-oo!

  • -Love.

  • Bring the love.

  • -Up next, Harry & Chris!

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • -Thank you very much.

  • Since arriving in America, we've realized that a few things

  • get a bit lost in translation.

  • So, since the last episode, we've written a brand-new song,

  • just for tonight.

  • [ Cheering and applause ] -For the very first time,

  • possibly the very last time,

  • [ Laughter ] present to you

  • "American English."

  • [ Cheering ]

  • -♪ When we say hello

  • -♪ We mean good evening, America! ♪

  • -♪ We're excited to be here

  • -♪ Neither of us have slept in the last three days

  • -♪ We're pleasantly surprised to still be in the competition

  • -♪ We mean we've already spent the prize money

  • [ Laughter ] ♪ We're gonna go all the way! ♪

  • -♪ When we say he and I are pretty good mates

  • -♪ We mean we've literally known each other

  • For most of our lives

  • -♪ Well, you were my best man

  • -♪ And you were my best man

  • -♪ And I just named you godfather to my first child

  • -♪ Chris just became a father, everybody

  • [ Cheering and applause ] -Thank you very much. Thank you; thank you.

  • ♪♪

  • -♪ And I'll name my first child after you

  • -Oh, amazing. -♪ Kenan

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -♪ Well, we say tomahto; you say tomato

  • It doesn't mean we can't be friends

  • -♪ We say oregahno; you say oraygano

  • [staccato] -♪ That doesn't make any sense

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ] -♪ So, when we say

  • It's fun to play in front of our childhood heroes

  • -♪ We mean I've not washed since Keenan shook my hand

  • In the last show ♪ -Ugh!

  • When we say, Jeff, you really hold yourself

  • With poise and class

  • -♪ We mean Chris really, really, really wants

  • To touch your mustache

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Yes, please.

  • And, obviously, we can't leave out Chrissy

  • -♪ Hi, Chrissy ♪ -♪ It meant the world

  • When you said you like the way that we sing

  • -♪ And when you said you put our poster on your wall

  • We thought, Cool! ♪

  • Harry, Chris, & Chrissy's ♪

  • Kind of got a nice ring

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Welcome to the band.

  • -Fit right in.

  • -♪ We're a jolly long way from home

  • There's an ocean and more in between

  • -♪ But when we say we love doing this

  • So thank you for having us

  • That's exactly what we mean

  • [ Cheering and applause ] -Oh, my God!

  • -[Whistling]

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

-Make some noise for Harry & Chris

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Musical Acts Lewberger vs. Harry & Chris: Comedy Clash - Bring The Funny

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    林宜悉 posted on 2019/06/13
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