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(dramatic music)
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- Oh
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my
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god.
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Are you?
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(energetic techno music)
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What were you thinking?
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- [Narrator] On this episode of "How Far is Tattoo Far"
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Darcy and her best friend Brad
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are out to expose each other's secrets.
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They may be BFFs, but they question
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each other's life choices.
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- Darcy, do you agree with his life,
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and where he is right now?
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- Honestly, no. He's been living a fake lifestyle.
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I think he--
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- Really? Okay!
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- You keep up constantly with appearances, don't lie
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Brad does everything to impress people.
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He needs the perfect hair, the perfect tan.
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He doesn't need it.
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- [Narrator] Brad, on the other hand,
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wants Darcy to upgrade her lifestyle.
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- She has basically been a ho since maybe like 5th grade.
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- Damn.
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- I just think that she could hold herself
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a little higher of a standard.
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I want Darcy to find the one, I want her--
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- The one? You're so young!
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You don't need to find the one right now.
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- That's what I said!
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You can experience different types of love
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without having to be in a relationship.
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- [Nico] Absolutely.
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- [Narrator] Not surprisingly,
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they have different intentions for their tattoos.
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- I'm giving Darcy this tattoo,
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because I honestly just don't agree
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with the life decisions that Darcy makes
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with these guys.
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It's just become overwhelming.
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- What's your intention here?
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- I was trying to give you a meaningful message
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that you can grow and learn from.
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- [Narrator] Well it's time for the tattoos.
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Let's do it.
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- (beep)
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- Damn!
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(screaming)
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- [Darcy] I really hope that's Brad screaming right now.
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That's making me feel better about it.
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(screaming)
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- [Brad] Oh my god!
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(tense music)
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- I'm absolutely petrified.
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I hope it's something that I'm not completely
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embarrassed of for the rest of my life.
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- Hi babes. Oh my god.
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- Is it really that bad Nico?
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- Oh my god!
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- She said it's the worst thing she's done.
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You're gonna make me cry.
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- [Narrator] The tattoos are done,
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the friendship is intact, for now.
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Let's see what these two put on each other, forever.
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- Oh no!
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- [Nico] We are not going to take these shades off
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until I tell you its okay.
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- Oh my god. I'm like sweating now.
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- So Brad, Darcy told us that she's exposing you,
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and now the whole world's gonna know.
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- Brad, what does she know about you?
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- I have no (beep) clue.
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- Bitch is coming for you.
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- I can't wait.
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- Oh
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my
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god.
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Are you?
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What were you thinking?
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- Because
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- No! Nobody knows about this.
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What don't you understand?
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- You really think that everyone thinks
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that tan is real?
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- Yeah! Nobody has questioned me.
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- Not to your face!
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- You can tell you go tanning,
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like you weren't born like that.
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- You can tell?
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- Yeah bitch I go tanning all the time.
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- It's not just about the tanning.
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It's that you tell everyone
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you're living this bougie life, but that's a lie.
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No one gives a (bleep) what you look like.
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- Really? After all these years,
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you could have kept this one secret for me?
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- Secrets are toxic.
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- Well so are yours.
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Honestly, now I feel a lot better
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about your tattoo.
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No guilt.
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- We might have been friends for 15 years,
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but time doesn't mean anything
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when there's no love behind a friendship,
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and if you have sincerely (beep) me over,
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there's not a drop of love behind your intentions
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of this tattoo.
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- There's a whole lot of (bleep) going on.
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- She should write a book.
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- We need her to write the script.
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- [Nicole] Oh god.
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- Oh my god.
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Try, try (bleep)?
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I can't even read.
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- [Nicole] Do you want us to read it aloud?
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- Please.
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- [Nico] All right.
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- Oh my god.
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- 10 am, BJ Appointment.
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12 pm, (bleep) the hottie next door.
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3 pm, (bleep) appointment.
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4 pm, Try (bleep).
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You're free at 5.
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- Oh my god.
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- Free to (bleep) kill you.
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I can't handle this.
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- There's good reasoning behind it though.
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- There's peach emojis next to try (beep).
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- I need to know why the (bleep)
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you put this on her.
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- You have me schedule all of your
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(beep) appointments.
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- What do you mean?
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- He's the (bleep) secretary.
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- Yeah basically.
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- It's being exaggerated.
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- No it's enough that I'm fed up.
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- It really isn't, that bad,
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I'm just in college living my life.
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- Yes. Preach girl.
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- You're not really giving guys enough time
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to even get to know you or respect you.
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- There's nothing wrong with what I'm doing now
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and now anyone who sees this just thinks
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I clear my schedule to have sex
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with random people all day.
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It's like I'm just mind blown
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that anyone would even think of this tattoo.
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It's not right. I don't think it's right at all.
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And, I'm quite upset actually.
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- You should be giving her that hug honestly.
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- [Darcy] I don't want him to come near me.
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- I didn't know really how far it was going to go.
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I wanted her to see the real value in herself.
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Maybe it wasn't the right way to tell her.
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It didn't need to be like this.
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I'm sorry. - I regret trusting you,
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and I don't regret giving you that.
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Because that's not nearly half as bad as this is.
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I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive Brad for this.
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I've got a lot of thinking to do.
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- Good luck.
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- [Narrator] Now that the time has passed,
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let's see if Brad and Darcy have recovered.
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- It took me a while to forgive Brad, but he is my family,
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and I've never been one to hold a grudge.
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- Thank goodness she forgave me,
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but who wants to go down on somebody
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that has the word "Fraud" written on them.
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- With the tattoo comes a lot of assumptions,
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but it's 2019 and I'm a very sex positive person,
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I'm not going to let Brad judge me.