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  • >> Jon: OH, YEAH, HE'S GREAT. 00:00:26.258 --> 00:00:27.927 align:start position:0% >> Stephen: FOLKS, AS I SAID LITTLE EARLIER, ALL THE 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:29.195 align:start position:0% CANDIDATES ARE IN IOWA.

  • IN FACT, THIS WEEK, 22 DIFFERENT DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES MADE STOPS

  • AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR, GIVING VOTERS A CHANCE TO WATCH THEM 00:00:38.304 --> 00:00:44.977 align:start position:0% DELIVER STUMP SPEECHES, FLIP PORK CHOPS, AND FINALLY FIND OUT 00:00:45.010 --> 00:00:50.283 align:start position:0% IF ANYONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOHN DELANEY 00:00:50.316 --> 00:00:51.284 align:start position:0% CORN DOG. 00:00:51.317 --> 00:00:52.418 align:start position:0% NOBODY, I DON'T SEE IT. 00:00:52.451 --> 00:00:54.253 align:start position:0% I DON'T SEE IT.

  • THERE ARE SO MANY CANDIDATES IN THE RACE, THAT I DON'T THINK

  • PEOPLE KNOW WHO THEY ALL ARE.

  • IN FACT, LAST WEEK, WE HAD OUR WRITER BRIAN STACK WALK AROUND 00:01:01.694 --> 00:01:04.163 align:start position:0% NEW YORK PRETENDING TO BE A MADE-UP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 00:01:04.196 --> 00:01:05.398 align:start position:0% NAMED GREGORY WHYTMAN.

  • AND A LOT OF PEOPLE BOUGHT IT. 00:01:07.967 --> 00:01:09.569 align:start position:0% EXCITED TO MEET HIM. 00:01:09.602 --> 00:01:14.107 align:start position:0% SO WE WANTED TO KNOW IF OUR FAKE CANDIDATE COULD APPEAL TO THE 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:14.540 align:start position:0% GOOD PEOPLE OF IOWA. 00:01:14.573 --> 00:01:16.375 align:start position:0% JIM? 00:01:16.408 --> 00:01:19.745 align:start position:0% >> BEFORE GREGORY WHYTMAN CAMPAIGNED AT THE IOWA STATE 00:01:19.778 --> 00:01:22.415 align:start position:0% FAIR, HE NEEDED ADVICE FROM A PROFESSIONAL. 00:01:22.448 --> 00:01:24.884 size:81% position:41% SO HE MET WITH REAL-LIFE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND

  • GOVERNOR OF THE GREAT STATE OF MONTANA, STEVE BULLOCK, AT A 00:01:28.888 --> 00:01:30.790 size:84% position:42% POPULAR IOWA CAMPAIGN STOP. 00:01:30.823 --> 00:01:31.390 align:start position:0% >> HEY. 00:01:31.423 --> 00:01:32.792 align:start position:0% >> GREAT MEETING YOU. 00:01:32.825 --> 00:01:35.495 align:start position:0% >> Stephen: BULLOCK WAS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR GREGORY TO

  • TALK TO, SINCE HE AND WHYTEN TMAN HAD SIMILAR POLL NUMBERS. 00:01:40.666 --> 00:01:41.434 align:start position:0% HE. 00:01:41.467 --> 00:01:42.902 align:start position:0% SOME ADVICE: >> I WOULD BE YOURSELF. 00:01:42.935 --> 00:01:43.769 align:start position:0% >> BE MYSELF. 00:01:43.802 --> 00:01:44.703 align:start position:0% >> BE YOURSELF. 00:01:44.737 --> 00:01:48.541 align:start position:0% >> THAT'S TOUGH BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MYSELF. 00:01:48.574 --> 00:01:49.775 align:start position:0% HI THERE.

  • BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ONE OF US IS GOVERNOR STEVE BULLOCK RUNNING 00:01:53.779 --> 00:01:54.380 align:start position:0% FOR PRESIDENT. 00:01:54.413 --> 00:01:55.848 size:75% position:38% CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE? 00:01:55.881 --> 00:01:57.850 align:start position:0% IS IT YOU? 00:01:57.883 --> 00:02:01.687 align:start position:0% >> I'M STEVE BULLOCK, THE GOVERNOR OF MONTANA. 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:02.989 align:start position:0% >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 00:02:03.022 --> 00:02:04.290 align:start position:0% >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME. 00:02:04.323 --> 00:02:05.158 align:start position:0% >> STEW SCOTT. 00:02:05.191 --> 00:02:06.559 align:start position:0% >> I'M GREGORY WHYTMAN.

  • I'M ALSO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

  • CAN I ASK YOU REAL QUICK WHICH OF THE TWO OF US YOU WERE MOST 00:02:13.132 --> 00:02:14.600 align:start position:0% IMPRESSED WITH IN THE LAST DEBATE? 00:02:14.633 --> 00:02:15.635 size:78% position:39% >> WHAT A GREAT QUESTION. 00:02:15.668 --> 00:02:16.269 align:start position:0% I THINK IT WAS A TIE. 00:02:16.302 --> 00:02:17.470 size:84% position:42% >> THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

  • >> Stephen: IT WAS TIME TO HIT THE STATE FAIR AND GIVE IOWA

  • VOTERS WHYTEN TMAN'S CAMPAIGN MESSAGE-- WHATEVER THAT IS. 00:02:26.812 --> 00:02:31.350 align:start position:0% >> WHAT IS YOUR MAIN REASON WHY I SHOULD VOTE FOR YOU, FOR 00:02:31.383 --> 00:02:32.484 align:start position:0% PRESIDENT? 00:02:32.518 --> 00:02:36.055 align:start position:0% >> YOU KNOW, IF I'M REALLY HONEST, MY DRIVING FORCE IS TO

  • MAKE... DENISE DIBILBUS, WHO WOULDN'T GO TO SENIOR PROM WITH 00:02:41.961 --> 00:02:43.129 size:81% position:41% ME, REGRESS THAT DECISION. 00:02:43.162 --> 00:02:46.098 size:81% position:41% >> OKAY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE MEANTIME TO VOTE FOR YOU.

  • >> WELL, IF I'M PRESIDENT, SHE'S GOING TO REGRET THAT DECISION, 00:02:49.435 --> 00:02:50.436 align:start position:0% DON'T YOU THINK? 00:02:50.470 --> 00:02:52.805 size:78% position:39% >> BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE MEANTIME TO VOTE FOR YOU. 00:02:52.838 --> 00:02:56.976 align:start position:0% >> THAT'S, I NEED MORE. 00:02:57.009 --> 00:02:58.711 size:84% position:42% YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW DENISE. 00:02:58.744 --> 00:02:59.779 align:start position:0% >> NO. 00:02:59.812 --> 00:03:02.081 align:start position:0% >> THANK YOU FOR AGREEING TO RIDE THIS THING WITH ME.

  • IT'S A TOUGH DECISION, BUT HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT WHO YOU'RE 00:03:05.884 --> 00:03:07.420 align:start position:0% GOING TO VOTE FOR? 00:03:07.453 --> 00:03:09.155 align:start position:0% >> TRUMP. 00:03:09.188 --> 00:03:10.356 align:start position:0% >> OKAY.

  • >> SO DID I SEE YOU OUT IN THE DEBATES AND I CAN'T REMEMBER.

  • >> A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T REALLY NOTICE ME IN THE DEBATES BECAUSE 00:03:16.362 --> 00:03:19.498 align:start position:0% I WAS WAY OVER ON THE SIDE BY DEBLAZIO. 00:03:19.531 --> 00:03:21.534 align:start position:0% >> I HEARD ABOUT THAT KIND OF A THING.

  • >> I WAS WAY OUT ON THE SIDE. 00:03:23.469 --> 00:03:25.171 size:84% position:42% THEY DIDN'T CUT TO ME MUCH.

  • AND SOMETIMES I WOULD STICK MY HEAD IN REAL FAST LIKE, "HEY, 00:03:28.574 --> 00:03:29.408 align:start position:0% GOOD POINT." 00:03:29.442 --> 00:03:31.410 align:start position:0% >> WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THAT. 00:03:31.443 --> 00:03:33.446 align:start position:0% >> HEY, GOOD POINT! 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:40.019 align:start position:0% ♪ ♪ ♪ >> HEY, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED

  • TO LET YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF CANDIDATES ARE BACKED BY BIG 00:03:43.322 --> 00:03:44.557 align:start position:0% OIL OR BIG TOBACCO. 00:03:44.590 --> 00:03:48.361 align:start position:0% AND I'M ACTUALLY BACKED BY BIG CORN. 00:03:48.394 --> 00:03:49.395 align:start position:0% >> HI. 00:03:49.429 --> 00:03:51.764 align:start position:0% >> YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, JEFF. 00:03:51.797 --> 00:03:52.498 align:start position:0% HE NEEDS THE WORK. 00:03:52.531 --> 00:03:53.833 align:start position:0% >> VERY NICE.

  • >> HEY, I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM, AND

  • IT'S KIND OF HARD TO GET ANY TRACTION IN THE POLLS, SO I WAS 00:04:02.508 --> 00:04:05.144 align:start position:0% THINKING, SINCE BETO O'ROURKE GOT A LITTLE BOOST AND ATTENTION

  • FROM SWEARING, I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD TRY A LITTLE OF THAT 00:04:08.247 --> 00:04:11.284 align:start position:0% OUT AND SEE IF IT MIGHT BOOST MY POLL NUMBERS. 00:04:11.317 --> 00:04:12.252 align:start position:0% ARE YOU READY? 00:04:12.285 --> 00:04:18.624 align:start position:0% >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ( BLEEP ) ENVIRONMENT. 00:04:18.657 --> 00:04:21.794 align:start position:0% >> OKAY... 00:04:21.827 --> 00:04:28.701 align:start position:0% ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: IF HE REALLY WAS

  • GOING TO WIN OVER FAIR-GOERS, WHYTEN TMAN WOULD HAVE TO HIT 00:04:30.235 --> 00:04:38.644 align:start position:0% ALL THE WRE REQUISITE STOPS OF T OTHER CANDIDATES.

  • >> IT'S APPROPRIATE THAT I'M FLIPPING PORK CHOPS, BECAUSE IF

  • I BECOME PRESIDENT I'M GOING TO CHOP PORK BAREILLES SPENDING. 00:04:46.385 --> 00:04:47.887 align:start position:0% >> VERY CLEVER. 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:49.322 align:start position:0% >> WOW! 00:04:49.355 --> 00:04:54.994 align:start position:0% WHAT A PERFECT METAPHOR FOR MY POLL NUMBERS! 00:04:55.027 --> 00:05:00.166 align:start position:0% >> Stephen: ON HIS WAY TO EAT A CORN DOG HE BUMPED INTO A REAL 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:03.235 align:start position:0% PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE. 00:05:03.268 --> 00:05:04.270 align:start position:0% ALSO, ANDREW YANG. 00:05:04.303 --> 00:05:06.005 align:start position:0% >> YOU'RE OFFERING $1,000 A MONTH TO PEOPLE. 00:05:06.038 --> 00:05:09.041 align:start position:0% I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD MAYBE GET MINE NOW. 00:05:09.074 --> 00:05:10.275 align:start position:0% WOULD THAT BE POSSIBLE?

  • >> I HAVE TO WIN THIS THING IN 2020, AND THEN STARTING IN 2021,

  • THE FREEDOM DIVIDENDS CAN GO TO YOU AND EVERY OTHER AMERICAN. 00:05:17.116 --> 00:05:18.751 align:start position:0% >> OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME VETERINARY BILLS.

  • MY DOG SWALLOWED A GOLF BALL. 00:05:22.254 --> 00:05:24.323 align:start position:0% >> SECRETARY CASTRO. 00:05:24.356 --> 00:05:30.029 align:start position:0% CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE MOST IF YOU WERE 00:05:30.062 --> 00:05:31.230 align:start position:0% PRESIDENT? 00:05:31.263 --> 00:05:33.232 align:start position:0% >> WELL, I MEAN, THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT WE NEED TO DO IS

  • COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE BECAUSE IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO 00:05:35.401 --> 00:05:36.535 size:81% position:41% OUR COUNTRY AND OUR WORLD. 00:05:36.568 --> 00:05:38.437 align:start position:0% >> WOW, OKAY, I'M IN. 00:05:38.470 --> 00:05:39.138 align:start position:0% CASTRO 2020.

  • I MADE A BIG MISTAKE RUNNING. 00:05:41.340 --> 00:05:42.908 align:start position:0% I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 00:05:42.941 --> 00:05:46.579 size:88% position:44% >> Stephen: OF COURSE, NOR CANDIDATE CAN LEAVE THE IOWA 00:05:46.612 --> 00:05:47.913 align:start position:0% STATE FAIR WITHOUT GIVING A SPEECH ON THEIR FAMOUS SOAPBOX 00:05:47.946 --> 00:05:48.614 align:start position:0% STAGE.

  • >> SO I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP. 00:05:49.781 --> 00:05:53.953 align:start position:0% I WANT TO REPRESENT THE FORGOTTEN AMERICANS, FOLKS LIKE 00:05:53.986 --> 00:06:00.459 align:start position:0% JAY INSLY, MICHAEL BENNET, JOHN DELANEY, AND FOUR OR FIVE 00:06:00.492 --> 00:06:01.226 align:start position:0% OTHERS. 00:06:01.260 --> 00:06:06.065 align:start position:0% I FORGOT THEM, AND THAT'S MY POINT.

  • BUT I ASK YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME, GREGORY WHYTMAN, A BELIEVABLE 00:06:10.002 --> 00:06:11.203 align:start position:0% CHOICE. 00:06:11.237 --> 00:06:13.506 align:start position:0% AND TOGETHER, WITH YOUR SUPPORT, WE CAN BUILD A BETTER FUTURE. 00:06:13.539 --> 00:06:17.410 align:start position:0% AND, ALSO, HOPEFULLY IMPRESS MY WIFE. 00:06:17.443 --> 00:06:19.912 align:start position:0% WE'RE GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH. 00:06:19.945 --> 00:06:25.317 align:start position:0% SHE'S OUT CANVASSING FOR ELISABETH WARREN. 00:06:25.350 --> 00:06:27.286 align:start position:0% ( LAUGHTER ) SECRETARY CASTRO, IT'S AN HONOR 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:29.588 align:start position:0% TO MEET YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME. 00:06:29.621 --> 00:06:32.191 align:start position:0% AND I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN. 00:06:32.224 --> 00:06:36.862 align:start position:0% THANK YOU, SIR. 00:06:36.895 --> 00:06:39.198 align:start position:0% >> Stephen: THANK YOU, GRIGORY. 00:06:39.231 --> 00:06:42.068 align:start position:0% WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CURTIS "50 CENT" JACKSON.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, HE'S GREAT. 00:00:26.258 --> 00:00:27.927 align:start position:0% >> Stephen: FOLKS, AS I SAID LITTLE EARLIER, ALL THE 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:29.195 align:start position:0% CANDIDATES ARE IN IOWA.

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