Name: Therapy for Game of Thrones Fans
Uploaded: 2019-09-08T16:03:58.000Z
Duration: 6 min 19 s
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The imperative

Let's kick it off with a story everyone is talking about.

Past simple

(clears throat) Iron Man dies-- but let's just say,

for Game of Thrones fans, and now that the end has come,

Yeah, Bark.com is offering  therapy sessions for viewers

about these plot holes some  people have been talking about,

have trouble with the ending,  or just need help

the site promises to find  a professional for you.

Yes, that's right, a website is offering therapy,

And let me just say, people, uh, if you need therapy

because a TV show ended, your life is too good, okay?

you don't need a therapist, you need some credit card debt,

Take your mind right off that series finale.

I also hope those therapy sessions are private, right,

because you're gonna look like a dick if you're in

a group therapy session and the person before you will be like,

"I got addicted to drugs after my wife left."

And you go like, "Okay, put a pin in that.

"I didn't like Jon Snow's story arc, okay?

In other news, it's the season finale of college,

and one graduation ceremony had a surprise ending

Billionaire Robert Smith  surprised graduating seniors

at Morehouse college by telling  them his family would wipe out

That's an estimated $40 million  for nearly 400 students.

He's gonna pay off 400 kids' student debt.

Although, I will say, I do feel bad for that one kid

Yeah, because you know he was at that ceremony like,

"but some of us scrubbed toilets for years to be debt-free.

you think you're paying for yourself, so you're like,

"I'm just gonna have the breadsticks," and at the end,

this billionaire has ruined commencement speeches forever?

Yeah, because good luck being next year's speaker.

It'll be like, "And, finally, I want to say,

This also probably pisses off other billionaires,

when, you think about it, because now the expectation

is that they will pay tuition at any college they go to.

are gonna end up speaking at cheaper colleges, you know.

Bill Gates will be like, "It's such an honor to be addressing

it's under more pressure to make profits,

which is probably why it just launched a brand-new feature.

If your Uber driver is a bit too chatty for your liking,

you can now use a mute feature in Uber Black service.

Now, the features in the app are called "quiet preferred,"

Yes, from now on if you get into an Uber,

you can select "happy to chat" or "quiet mode" on the app.

Although, I'll be honest, knowing Uber drivers,

I don't think it's actually gonna make a difference, right?

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Therapy for Game of Thrones Fans

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