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  • You can't make dairy out of nuts.

  • You can't.

  • Cows and nuts are different.

  • I'm like a convenience vegetarian.

  • Straight up meat eater.

  • We did a bacon taste test the other day

  • and it was the happiest time of my life.

  • It's got no lactose, no casein, no gluten,

  • no soy, no cholesterol.

  • So I don't know what else could be in this.

  • Doesn't look too bad so far.

  • It says it melts and stretches.

  • Why do I have to be told that it's going

  • to melt and stretch?

  • Already smells funny.

  • Starting to second guess it

  • now that the smell's coming in.

  • Uh-uh, that's not Swiss cheese.

  • Oh yeah, it really tastes like cheese.

  • No it doesn't.

  • Yeah it does.

  • Really bad.

  • I have goose bumps.

  • Blue cheese and what... and like mucus?

  • On a sandwich I could imagine

  • this going really well.

  • Like that?

  • Yeah, well, on like a meat sandwich.

  • I'm so sorry vegans.

  • Dr. Cow treenut cheese.

  • I'm not feeling well.

  • Is Dr. Cow available?

  • Dr. Cow is a very funny name.

  • Nuts?

  • I didn't know you could age nuts.

  • This is a candle.

  • Someone just forgot to put a wick in it.

  • Someone took a lifetime's worth of earwax

  • and like compounded it.

  • That's exactly what it looks like,

  • and now that's really gross that you.

  • Okay, so this actually has a more cheese-like feel.

  • Oh man, that smells diabolical.

  • It smells like kind of sour.

  • This one's way better than the last one.

  • No it isn't.

  • I am so upset to say that it works.

  • I think this one's way better.

  • It's still a little mealy and weird.

  • It really doesn't taste like any sort of cheese,

  • but it's not bad.

  • It has hashtag cheese karma, so...

  • Look at this label!

  • It says follow your heart.

  • The liberal packaging really pisses me off.

  • I'm with you.

  • It even feels like cheese.

  • Feel this, it's got like a...

  • Oh, it got that bounce.

  • Smells awful.

  • No.

  • Oh.

  • Oh, no.

  • Mmmm.

  • Oh-ho-ho.

  • The consistency is terrible.

  • Aftertaste wasn't bad though.

  • Like...

  • You know how a trampoline feels?

  • If you took a bite out of that,

  • that's what this would be.

  • Yeah, zero out of 10.

  • Tofutti?

  • I love these names, man.

  • This is like my favorite part.

  • Oh, you don't know Tofutti?

  • I don't know Tofutti.

  • Oh, they make a whole line of ice creams,

  • and other shitty dairy products.

  • Actually, this smells the most promising.

  • Why doesn't it taste like anything?

  • It tastes like the real stuff.

  • Yeah, I feel like you could fool me with this.

  • I think it would taste much worse hot though.

  • I could eat this whole thing.

  • That's pretty un-offensive.

  • Treeline cheese.

  • Treenut cheese.

  • Aged artisanal treenut cheese.

  • You could probably put this in someone's bathroom

  • and they would wash their hands with it.

  • You know that brand, Crabtree and Evelyn,

  • they make candles and soaps?

  • Smells like Play-doh, looks like Play-doh.

  • It feels like Play-doh.

  • I feel like if Urban Outfitters sold cheese

  • this is how it would be packaged.

  • This is really good.

  • This is a very pleasing cheese.

  • It's not bad.

  • Yeah, I mean this fanta cheese is working out.

  • They made tree nuts taste kind of like blue cheese.

  • This is fun to play with.

  • K for Keith and a K for Hillary.

  • So this is artisanal vegan cheese

  • from a shop in Los Angeles.

  • Vromage.

  • Vromage.

  • So vegan fromage.

  • It looks nicer than the other one.

  • Sounds kind of douchey.

  • Oh yeah, I can put this on everything.

  • Oh man.

  • I like it.

  • I like it.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I could do this.

  • They'll never get the texture right.

  • I think we just have to accept that.

  • This is a sweet little girl.

  • Let me taste more of that.

  • Were those two bites like a $1.50 of cheese?

  • This opened me up to a whole new world.

  • I think I'm going to stick to milk cheese.

  • We've come a long way in vegan cheese.

  • We've got a long way still to go.

  • We have such a long way to go.

  • I wonder if all this vegan cheese

  • is going to make my poop look weird.

You can't make dairy out of nuts.

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