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  • Captioning sponsored by CBS >> PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP HAS

  • COMPLETED HIS FIRST NIZICAL EXAMINATION AS PRESIDENT OF THE

  • UNITED STATES.

  • COME ON, RIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

  • >> WHERE ARE WE.

  • >> DON'T ALL THE CHEETOS GIVE IT AWAY?

  • >> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S MOUTH.

  • >> NOT JUST ANYBODY'S MOUTH.

  • LOOK FAMILIAR?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> DONALD!

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  • >> MAYBE WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

  • >> I DON'T THINK SO.

  • PUT YOUR SPLUNKING HELMETS ON AND WE'LL GO INVESTIGATE HIS

  • SKULL.

  • >> IT'S SO CAVERNOUS IN HERE.

  • >> SCARY!

  • >> WHERE ARE HIS BRAINS?

  • >> NOBODY KNOWS.

  • NOW, LET'S HEAD DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS AND TAKE A LOOK AT HIS

  • STOMACH.

  • >> ARE WE FLOATING IN STOMACH ACID?

  • >> NO, IT'S DIET COKE.

  • >> LOOK, THERE'S A HALF-EATEN MC-DLT IN HERE, AND THEY STOPPED

  • MAKING THOSE IN 1990.

  • >> INTO THE BLOOD STREAM, KIDS.

  • >> OH, NO!

  • WE'RE BEING ATTACKEDED BY HIS WHITE BLOOD CELLS.

  • >> AND THEY'RE WEARING HOODZ!

  • >> QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, DOWN THE LARGE INTESTINE.

  • WATCH OUT.

  • THAT'S HIS PROSTATE.

  • ( GROWLING ) >> IT'S SO ENORMOUS AND ANGRY.

  • >> TIME TO LEAVE.

  • AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT.

  • >> HOW?

  • >> REMEMBER THE WORD TRUMP USED TO DESCRIBE HAITI?

  • THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY EXIT.

  • >> OH, THERE ARE HIS BRAINS!

  • >> AARRGGGH!

Captioning sponsored by CBS >> PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP HAS

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