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  • Gaming week, day 3 b-----es

  • Minecraft Part 2!

  • AW HECK YEAAAHH!

  • You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(

  • Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft

  • Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born

  • Okay :)

  • Let's grab these :)

  • Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop

  • God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P

  • Let me cut you kitty. >:)

  • I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you

  • Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!

  • Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!

  • Oh my go- hey!

  • Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;

  • I love you!

  • nobody:

  • Minecraft: Turtles.

  • Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?

  • I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter

  • Minecraft and maybe

  • redecorate the house just a little bit

  • (Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)

  • A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!

  • 33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice

  • I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.

  • (Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )

  • Alright, so I know a couple things, right?

  • I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat

  • Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.

  • Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe

  • All right. Let's make a hoe

  • People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think

  • so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)

  • And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?

  • Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)

  • What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed

  • No, AH

  • Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"

  • Yeah, Aw

  • You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds

  • Put the seeds bii-. O h

  • God, did you hear that?

  • PLANT!

  • Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time

  • Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat

  • All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

  • All right, this is going really really good

  • Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack

  • Okay

  • so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and

  • Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there

  • This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this

  • You do that it grows quicker

  • It's whatever. So now we have more seed

  • Which we can plant hoes (totally)

  • Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa

  • How does bones work dude

  • Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da

  • Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself

  • Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"

  • Okay...

  • OH MY GOD!

  • I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?

  • Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?

  • Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children

  • Okay

  • Okay. Oh

  • Okay, it's not perfect

  • But it works god damn it, now

  • What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah

  • What is that sound?

  • Hello!

  • Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!

  • (Pewds kisses the air)

  • Hey horse

  • (Pewds kisses the air again)

  • You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here

  • (Pewds kisses the air, yet again)

  • Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?

  • What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here

  • Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat

  • My come here. I swear to God I will murder you

  • Come here

  • Alright

  • Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this

  • Hey chicken

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken

  • Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all

  • Yes

  • Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on

  • Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!

  • You're gonna live safe with Papa boots

  • In Papa Boot's house

  • Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here

  • Okay, we're almost there

  • We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright

  • Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on

  • Come in Nick

  • One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in

  • Come on

  • It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on

  • Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in

  • please

  • It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here

  • Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh

  • NOO! Oh, oh

  • Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh

  • My god I can cut you

  • How

  • How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape

  • Baby, can you?

  • now stop leaving

  • Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep

  • Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child

  • Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see

  • vegans

  • See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I

  • Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp

  • We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay

  • It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends

  • Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad

  • See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house

  • Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger

  • All right gamers

  • Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here

  • Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh

  • My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many

  • Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I

  • Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down

  • What?

  • Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty

  • Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh

  • too tiny to

  • tiny

  • tiny

  • That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor

  • Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe

  • Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is

  • All right, let's explore

  • There's too much. Oh Jesus

  • Jesus Christ

  • Let's scare my balls. Ooh

  • All right. We're laughs god damn it

  • Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business

  • Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for

  • Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher

  • But I just accidentally dig up in my own house

  • God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh

  • What is down there hello

  • What is this nun Nico day

  • Whoa

  • Whoa, whoa

  • Not like this not like this

  • Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere

  • What is this place

  • My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing

  • That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft

  • I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some

  • My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all

  • Does that mean there's been people here before me

  • There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I

  • Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head

  • You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos

  • All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now

  • All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?

  • Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah