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  • - [Voiceover] This is a stressful day because

  • it puts a lot of pressure on a relationship

  • I'm still not sure I wanna be in.

  • - I'm very impressed with myself that I got reservations.

  • - You cannot afford this place.

  • - But I'm gonna make this year very special

  • so I can slack off in the future.

  • - Realizing you will never understand

  • how much money I actually spent to get ready tonight.

  • - Oh, this menu is a lot more expensive than I expected

  • and it doesn't include wine.

  • - There's a $40 thong riding straight up my asshole.

  • - Transferring money from my savings to my checking,

  • just in case you want some wine.

  • - Bullshit about wine.

  • - Perfect.

  • Calming my nerves 'cause I'm gonna

  • tell you that I love you for the first time tonight,

  • just to make this a little more special.

  • - Hi guys.

  • I will be making eye contact with both of you

  • as I go over I very, very expensive prefix menu,

  • which only contains two options.

  • The reason we do that is we need

  • to flip as many tables as possible,

  • we need to make the most money we can tonight.

  • I hate your love and I hate this holiday.

  • Thanks so much.

  • - Oh, needing a picture for social media

  • to make all my friends jealous.

  • - You wanna show the world our love.

  • This is good.

  • - Everyone here's having sex tonight but me.

  • - Kelsey, I...

  • - Oh my god, tell me I'm pretty.

  • - Validation.

  • I was gonna say that I...

  • - I'm getting up to show the world

  • how excited I am that my boyfriend just proposed to me!

  • - We are so happy!

  • (patrons clapping)

  • - [In unison] We are seeking attention,

  • we are seeking attention.

  • - I'm trying not to play into every attribute

  • of my stereotypical gender role,

  • but these guys are making me feel

  • so fucking feminine right now.

  • - I feel so upstaged.

  • - Being a stereotype.

  • - We get it, you're happier than us.

  • - You know what Kelsey, maybe this a good time.

  • (wine glass shattering)

  • - I love you.

  • - I love you.

  • - I'm cheating on you.

  • - I wanted to say it first.

  • - I'm just glad you said it back.

- [Voiceover] This is a stressful day because

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If Valentine's Day Were Honest

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    葉書亞 posted on 2019/05/24
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straight

US /stret/

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UK /streɪt/

  • adjective
  • honest and direct
  • Continuous; uninterrupted.
  • Not having curves, bends, or angles
  • Heterosexual.
  • Honest; frank; straightforward.
  • In proper order; correctly arranged.
  • Not gay; heterosexual
  • Without bends or curves; proceeding in the same direction without deviation.
  • adverb
  • in a line; immediately; honestly and directly
  • In a straight line; directly.
  • Immediately; at once.
  • noun
  • A heterosexual person.
  • other
  • To make or become straight.

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realize

US /ˈriəˌlaɪz/

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UK /'ri:əlaɪz/

  • verb
  • To become aware of or understand mentally
  • To achieve something that you have been trying to do.
  • To understand or become aware of something.
  • other
  • To achieve or make something happen.
  • To convert something into cash.
  • To convert something into cash or a different form.
  • To understand or become aware of something.

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flip

US /flɪp/

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UK /flɪp/

  • adjective
  • Showing a lack of seriousness; glib or flippant.
  • noun
  • Act of turning your body in the air; somersault
  • An act of flipping something, especially a coin.
  • Movement of something from one position to another
  • verb
  • To turn your body in the air, as in gymnastics
  • To move into a different position quickly
  • To move a button or switch to turn on or off
  • other
  • To move or switch something with a quick motion.
  • To buy something, improve it, and then sell it quickly for a profit.
  • To turn something over quickly.
  • other
  • To perform a turning movement.

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expect

US /ɪkˈspɛkt/

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UK /ɪk'spekt/

  • verb
  • To believe something is probably going to happen
  • other
  • To anticipate or believe that something will happen or someone will arrive.
  • To believe that something will happen or is likely to happen.
  • To require something from someone as a duty or obligation.

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stereotype

US /ˈstɛriəˌtaɪp, ˈstɪr-/

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UK /'sterɪətaɪp/

  • noun
  • False categorization of people as all the same
  • verb
  • To wrongly categorize people as all the same

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relationship

US /rɪˈleʃənˌʃɪp/

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UK /rɪˈleɪʃnʃɪp/

  • noun
  • Connection between two or more people or things
  • The way in which two or more people or groups regard and behave towards each other.
  • Way people interact or live with each other
  • Romantic or loving friendship between two people
  • The way in which two or more organizations or businesses are connected.
  • A connection, association, or involvement.
  • The way in which two or more people are connected as family members.
  • The way in which two or more things are connected in mathematics or logic.
  • A romantic or sexual connection between two people.
  • The state of being related or connected.

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pressure

US /ˈprɛʃɚ/

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UK /'preʃə(r)/

  • noun
  • Anxiety caused by difficult problems
  • Force, weight when pressing against a thing
  • Strong persuasion to do something
  • other
  • To apply pressure to something
  • Attempt to persuade or coerce (someone) into doing something.
  • To apply physical force to something.
  • other
  • The burden of physical or mental distress.
  • The difficulties in your life
  • The force exerted per unit area.
  • Force of blood pushing against the walls of the arteries
  • The act of exerting influence or control.
  • Political or social force or influence.
  • A sense of urgency or stress caused by time constraints.
  • A feeling of stressful urgency caused by expectations
  • other
  • The exertion of force upon a surface by an object, fluid, etc., in contact with it.
  • The use of persuasion, influence, or intimidation to make someone do something.
  • The continuous physical force exerted on or against an object by something in contact with it.
  • The force applied in printing to transfer ink to paper or another surface.
  • Stress or strain caused by demands placed on someone.
  • verb
  • To apply force to something
  • To persuade or force someone to do something

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calm

US /kɑm/

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UK /kɑ:m/

  • adjective
  • Not showing or feeling nervousness, anger, or other emotions.
  • Without wind or storm; quiet; peaceful
  • Not showing or feeling nervousness, anger, or other emotions
  • Relaxed and quiet; not angry, nervous, or upset
  • Relaxed and not worried or angry
  • Without hurried movement or noise; peaceful
  • other
  • To become quiet or peaceful
  • other
  • To make someone quiet or peaceful
  • verb
  • To make or become relaxed and not worried or angry
  • To make someone feel peaceful and quiet.
  • noun
  • A period of time when the weather is calm

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afford

US /əˈfɔrd, əˈford/

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UK /ə'fɔ:d/

  • verb
  • To make available, to provide
  • To have enough money to pay for something
  • other
  • To have enough money to pay for something.
  • To provide or supply something, especially an opportunity or benefit.

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contact

US /ˈkɑnˌtækt/

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UK /'kɒntækt/

  • adjective
  • Touching or feeling something
  • noun
  • Touching or feeling something
  • A conductor allowing electricity to pass.
  • Exposure to a disease.
  • Object that allows electricity to run through it
  • Communication with someone or something
  • People who can give you information, introductions
  • other
  • To communicate with someone.
  • To communicate with someone.
  • To touch something
  • other
  • Communication or interaction.
  • The state or condition of physical touching.
  • other
  • Communication or interaction.
  • The state or condition of physical touching.
  • verb
  • To get in touch with someone

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