Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - [Voiceover] This is a stressful day because it puts a lot of pressure on a relationship I'm still not sure I wanna be in. - I'm very impressed with myself that I got reservations. - You cannot afford this place. - But I'm gonna make this year very special so I can slack off in the future. - Realizing you will never understand how much money I actually spent to get ready tonight. - Oh, this menu is a lot more expensive than I expected and it doesn't include wine. - There's a $40 thong riding straight up my asshole. - Transferring money from my savings to my checking, just in case you want some wine. - Bullshit about wine. - Perfect. Calming my nerves 'cause I'm gonna tell you that I love you for the first time tonight, just to make this a little more special. - Hi guys. I will be making eye contact with both of you as I go over I very, very expensive prefix menu, which only contains two options. The reason we do that is we need to flip as many tables as possible, we need to make the most money we can tonight. I hate your love and I hate this holiday. Thanks so much. - Oh, needing a picture for social media to make all my friends jealous. - You wanna show the world our love. This is good. - Everyone here's having sex tonight but me. - Kelsey, I... - Oh my god, tell me I'm pretty. - Validation. I was gonna say that I... - I'm getting up to show the world how excited I am that my boyfriend just proposed to me! - We are so happy! (patrons clapping) - [In unison] We are seeking attention, we are seeking attention. - I'm trying not to play into every attribute of my stereotypical gender role, but these guys are making me feel so fucking feminine right now. - I feel so upstaged. - Being a stereotype. - We get it, you're happier than us. - You know what Kelsey, maybe this a good time. (wine glass shattering) - I love you. - I love you. - I'm cheating on you. - I wanted to say it first. - I'm just glad you said it back.
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