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  • [AUDIENCE CHEERING]

  • Jalen Rose looks like he has Lego hair.

  • Tracy McGrady looks like a grown ass Steve Urkel

  • with Biggie Small's eyes.

  • [BLEEP] y'all.

  • Draymond Green's jump shot is almost as ugly as his face.

  • Almost.

  • That's a damn good looking jump shot.

  • Ben Simmons might have the most

  • boring voice I've ever heard.

  • I [BLEEP] hate Glenn Robinson, man.

  • What a bitch.

  • What did I do to you?

  • Jimmy Butler has my Most Hated Player in the League award.

  • Ugly [BLEEP],, what the [BLEEP] is that on his head?

  • He looks dirty as [BLEEP].

  • DeAaron Fox look like a auntie in the face.

  • Stevie Wonder shoots free throws

  • better than Andre Drummond.

  • Now that's straight disrespectful.

  • Come on now.

  • Stephen A. Smith is what happens when a human

  • tries to be a Caps Lock button.

  • Rachel Nichols, can you stop screaming into your microphone?

  • I've never seen someone so annoying

  • on television in my life, and I'm old enough

  • to have watched "The Nanny."

  • Scottie Pippen has the face of a man that's been

  • through some [BLEEP].

  • I need someone to blame, so I'll go with old faithful.

  • This is all Kevin Love's fault.

  • Charles Barkley has pancake [BLEEP]..

  • That's not true, because I would eat them.

  • Kobe looks like he cries to "Can I Get a Kiss From a Rose?"

  • by Seal.

  • Really?

  • (SINGING) Ba da da, da da da da da da da da da da da.

  • I'm not crying, but I'll sing [BLEEP]..

  • (SINGING) Ba da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da.

  • Baby--

  • That's it for our show--

  • Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

  • An evil wizard has trapped me inside this YouTube video.

  • Click "Subscribe" to help me escape.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

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