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  • >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALL THE WAY FROM VEGAN TACO MIX.

  • GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST THE ONE AND ONLY JAMES CORDEN.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪

  • >> James: HOW ARE YOU DOING.

  • >> HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING.

  • >> GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

  • I'M YOUR HOST SHAWN MENDES.

  • WE'VE GOT LOTS OF NEWS TO TALK ABOUT, SO LET'S GET RIGHT INTO

  • IT.

  • IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, OF COURSE YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE

  • ONGOING SCANDAL ABOUT THE WASTEFUL SPENDING BY THE HEAD OF

  • THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY, SCOTT PRUITT.

  • IS IT'S A HUGE ARTICLE, I KNOW.

  • WELL, NOW A NEW ARTICLE REVEALED THAT THE E.P.A. ORDERED 12

  • CUSTOM-MADE SILVER FOUNTAIN PENS FOR-- GET THIS-- $1,500.

  • IN HIS DEFENSE, SCOTT PRUITT THOUGHT E.P.A. STOOD FOR

  • "EXPENSIVE PEN AGENCY."

  • [LAUGHING] >> $1,500 WORTH OF PENS!

  • THAT'S STILL LESS THAN I'VE STOLEN FROM THE "LATE LATE SHOW"

  • SUPPLY CABINET.

  • [LAUGHING] >> WHY WOULD YOU WASTE $1,500 ON

  • PENS WHEN YOU COULD USE THAT MONEY TO BUY 3,000 TACOS AT

  • JACK IN THE BOX?

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: SHAWN, WHAT'S GOING ON

  • HERE?

  • >> WELL, I'M HERE ALL WEEK, SO I THOUGHT I'D KICK THINGS OFF

  • TONIGHT BY DOING SOME TOPICAL JOKES.

  • >> James: NO, SHAWN.

  • I'M THRILLED TO HAVE YOU HERE ALL WEEK, BUT THE MONOLOGUE IS

  • MINE.

  • YOU'RE GONNA DO A SONG EVERY NIGHT, YOU HELPED ME GET TO WORK

  • YESTERDAY IN A CARPOOL, YOU CAN DO SKETCHES.

  • BUT THIS, RIGHT HERE, THIS IS JAMES' TIME.

  • OKAY.

  • YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • >> James: YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

  • WHATEVER YOU WANT.

  • BUT I DO THE MONOLOGUE.

  • >> HOW ABOUT I DO A SHAWNOLOGUE?

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: WHAT'S A SHAWNOLOGUE?

  • >> IT'S LIKE A MONOLOGUE, BUT WITH ME DOING IT.

  • >> James: NO, WE'RE DOING A JAMES-OLOGUE.

  • >> THAT DOESN'T SOUND AS GOOD.

  • >> James: FINE, A CORDOLOGUE.

  • A CORDONOLOGUE.

  • >> THAT'S WORSE.

  • >> James: IT DOESN'T MATTER!

  • THE MONOLOGUE IS MINE.

  • >> OKAY, FINE.

  • BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING I NEED TO DO BEFORE I LEAVE.

  • >> James: WHAT'S THAT?

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> ALRIGHT, YOU CAN DO YOUR

  • MONOLOGUE NOW.

  • >> James: IT FEELS A LITTLE ANTICLIMACTIC TO DO A MONOLOGUE

  • AFTER YOU JUST UNFURLED A SIGN.

  • >> THEN WE COULD DO A SHAWNOLOGUE.

  • >> James: NO!

  • WE'RE JUST GONNA START THE SHOW.

  • I'M JAMES CORDEN, HE'S REGGIE WATTS AND HE'S SHAWN MENDES.

  • AND THIS IS THE LATE LATE SHOW.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALL THE WAY FROM VEGAN TACO MIX.

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