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  • This says 37 ex-boyfriend tag questions to help you gain closure and I read it as questions to help you gain exposure

  • Hi guys welcome to making out with my ex-girlfriend. I'M FREAKING OUTTTTTT. Hi guys

  • We're doing it you better actually kiss me. I hate this, listen

  • We're exes. We broke up about two years ago, so like really relevant. Oh man. No one's gonna know

  • what we're talking about we're so irrelevant. Yeah...

  • We never made a why we broke up video

  • So, you're welcome for this one now. That would have went really well. Could you imagine ?

  • What would have happened if we made a breakup video would be "Space". WOAH, did you think "Space" was written about you ? HAHAHA

  • That's so great you think that's about you ? But wrong that was not about you. Right that was your other person you dated. BUCKLE UP BUCKLE UP !

  • We should do this more often, this is so fun

  • You miss our channel ?

  • What if we actually had an exes channel ? *** you, WE WERE GOING TO ! When ?

  • when I was gonna move back in,

  • you were like oh wait *** you gotta be a crazy person

  • and come and break into your house and steal shit.

  • Oh my god, you have me confused with someone else.

  • You went and stole a bike. MY bike !

  • Yeah ! I stole my bike. That was the last thing I had here !

  • [singing] stole my bike ! I stole my...

  • This is... arguing with my ex-girlfriend

  • about... everything

  • so we're gonna answer some Q's (questions)

  • And if we don't kill each other

  • then we're gonna kiss

  • all right first question : Why don't you love me ?

  • Second question : what's my name ?

  • I'm sorry, I'm just *** with you.

  • What's my birthday ?

  • December 21st.

  • Are you ser(ious) that was a joke !

  • that was a jo(ke) (rires)

  • what the *** with you *** ! *** you ! Is it really (???)

  • It's that it ? what's my birthday ?

  • Oh July 13th !

  • How long did we date ?

  • Wait, what was our anniversary...

  • It's April and then we broke up in more no, no, that's our anniversary

  • I just said that is our anniversary like it's still like we're back together or something

  • Can you imagine we've been together the whole time

  • so we were together for a year, what was our song ? Anchor Michaelson ?

  • Oh my god. You made that whole video. What did you put ? I wrote this question because I didn't think we had one

  • Why did we break up ? Do you want to hear what I always tell people ? wait, yeah !

  • You and your last ex why'd you guys break up?

  • There's no one interested in me why do they want to know my past? What do you say to people?

  • I don't say anything you went and talk shit on me. Oh yeah, but

  • Gonna go over here, so we get it you were angry

  • You needed to write 2 songs and also have like a public MENTAL BREAKDOWN. It's fine

  • You know how 2 people the other person's positive should it should help that person's riight and vice versa our

  • Challenges that we had made each other worse, and that's why we broke up

  • Oh my god. Yeah. No, that's true so hey Ali. Why did we break up um um um?

  • All right, it was bad. There was a lot of things

  • This is so awkward I could hear the crickets

  • They're actually outside like they're real crickets, but they're not helping

  • Did we ever hook up after the breakup Allison listen go on the answer it did we

  • Define hookup so we went out with Rose and Rosie one night

  • That was a night that wasn't nice, and then they left we were just dancing and then you

  • Kissed me. Oh my god. Oh my god

  • We cooked jambalaya and macaroni and cheese together we cry together. We just held each other

  • It was really sweet and really sad and really like oh oh

  • Glad you felt that way we talked about it. You're like soooo and it was like wait. You kissed me and you were like

  • I got a lot of explainin to do to my therapist

  • Had to retract that statement real quick oh my god, that's so embarrassing I can't believe we're telling the Internet all this

  • What is one thing that you miss? What's one thing what one thing I miss

  • your cooking

  • I do miss you playing guitar for me. Okay. What's one thing? You don't miss just one I?

  • I don't miss how many

  • Projects were going on like we're building this. We're buying this. We're redoing this we're

  • Reupholstering this. I love decorating. I know. Once I'm done with this. I'm redecorating I

  • I am so glad I got over this

  • I'm glad that we're announcing that we're both in therapy get in therapy guys. I can't

  • Go on what's one thing you don't miss I don't think I

  • Hate something don't miss something come on. I would really hate oh

  • When she's mad she just disappears for hours. I don't miss like wondering if she's dead or not cuz I did something wrong

  • Fair what's one thing that like maybe you didn't do before we dated

  • And now you've adopted a new habit you had to keep the volume on an even number

  • I still do that and I think of you every time

  • I don't even put the volume on even, but I knew you have OCD um I love bidets

  • You know that my parents have a bidet in their house now because you talk about so much yes next question. What's your fav?

  • memory our

  • Vacations were I think I just like vacation

  • I just like vacation. SINCE WHEN, you are the worst to travel with are you joking I'm a changed woman, so like you mine

  • Don't like now no I'm different so the three months that we first got to know each other, and we're just drunk

  • That was fun

  • Yeah

  • We didn't have any furniture. We just sat on our fuckin wood floors and order the pizza and ate the lobster pizza

  • That was really cute. What's yours?

  • All right times up

  • I just think you're so cute

  • So they keep things you would do like make me coffee and bring it to me like do a little dance

  • You're just like so fucking weird am I weirder than most people. Yes, Oh, No

  • How I

  • I really like when we got locked out on that balcony in Singapore. Okay, that's Singapore trip had its downside

  • I had a great time

  • You told everyone you had an awful time nothing yeah, I just private tweeted. Don't go on vacation with your ex

  • That's all I was only mad because you were on your phone

  • So much, I'm always on my phone so much well

  • I had a great time, otherwise though Singapore rules we ran from the cops twice

  • Amazing, what was our worst fight? I don't know they're just all so bad

  • Dry erase board yeah, I know all of the things I've ever done wrong in the whole relationship

  • And then threw it across the room you're wrong hold on I'm about to tell you what I did with this dry erase board

  • Okay, well how dare you this is the dry erase board?

  • Why are you holding it like a dish, so they can see this is the floor?

  • bullshit I went like

  • Okay, my neighbors are gonna be like

  • Can we talk about how I'm more upset that you wrote down everything I ever done wrong in our relationship on a whiteboard

  • I know I should have done it on paper, so you could like reflect on it after uh-huh

  • What is your current

  • impression of me you just you're you have

  • emotions now I do

  • You seem like the same person but with more

  • Emotion I feel like you just take people's feelings into consideration

  • More than you used to yeah, I used to be like who the fuck are you get out of my life. Yes

  • I think that you're way more cocky. Do you really yeah, cuz you're like more confident about yourself

  • you're also more come that you used to be combative, but only if you were joking and then if it was anything serious

  • You're like NO BYEEE and now you're like

  • Oh, this is a problem

  • So I'm going to confront this problem and like tell the person how I feel so did we break out because Shannon and Cammie broke up?

  • Um we broke up because we had the same bad side and how would we ever film videos together?

  • I prefer to sit on this side and so does she and so she makes me sit over here do the two of you speak?

  • Really hang out without telling us duh all they do is send us gifs of us making out

  • That's why I hang out with you

  • I need more gifts if I read one more article where I mentioned and they describe me as Ally Hills's former girlfriend

  • I'm gonna kill someone. It's not what you're described as I'm gonna kill you if anyone. You are Stevie. Bobby's girlfriend or my girlfriend

  • All right, okay, who broke up with who?

  • We're not answering that question. Did you intentionally leave that out of the list or?

  • This is gonna be our biggest fight. We were going at it, and I go

  • Like that and I said you're right that was just a suggestion I went in there I took a shower I know

  • Gonna go out. Of course. You just broke up with me

  • Oh, my god was like hey nah that will come, but we just have too much

  • I'm just kidding look I can erase it on the white board right. That's why I wrote it on a whiteboard

  • We can't explain this whole story because then we're gonna have to go to the next day. Yeah

  • You think about that one. Did you think about that one so you broke up with me cool didn't break up we got it

  • We figured it out

  • Do you regret the relationship at all?

  • No, I needed to learn

  • It made me more self-aware I think that I was less upset than you think no I was more

  • cool

  • Cool, I think I was more upset than you realize look I cried once or twice huh Oh?

  • What do you think about me being Polly? What a surprise?

  • You ever wondered about if we would have gotten married. How it would have turned out. Yeah, what if I was married right now?

  • That's crazy

  • We were dating each other's exes. No, but our exes have dated

  • You can't say that

  • Okay, you don't need to turn wait hold on hold on the kiss so what's the point of kissing? There is no point?

  • It's just what everyone else does. Okay? We're copiers. What are you going for? What kind of kiss? Are you looking at get ready?

  • Let's go wait. No. No. I'm not no. I'm not. I'm not oh

  • My god whose idea was this? MINE!. Okay. Okay? Oh?

  • We're not done

  • That's enough for me

  • Very tight very tight lipped tight lips tight my name don't wear it out. Okay. That was a doozy

  • How do you feel after the entire video I feel great by the way I made a video

  • On my channel of us reacting to our old videos. Oh, yeah, go watch it. Yeah

  • Subscribe to me oh babe hey subscribe and subscribe to me and subscribe to everyone on YouTube

  • I mean come on right we all need the subscription right?

  • Can I use a subscribe notice they subscribe to CV and also everyone else yeah? That's it? We did it you did it yay?

  • That's it for us. I'm so impressed. I'll see you later suckers

  • Can you out shade Reza's own dicks like no no

This says 37 ex-boyfriend tag questions to help you gain closure and I read it as questions to help you gain exposure

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KISSING MY EX GIRLFRIEND (THE EX GIRLFRIEND TAG)

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    wirt posted on 2019/04/06
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subscribe

US /səbˈskraɪb/

UK /səb'skraɪb/

  • verb
  • To regularly pay to receive a service
therapy

US /ˈθɛrəpi/

UK /'θerəpɪ/

  • noun
  • Treatment to help cure an illness
  • Counseling or psychological treatment.
  • Treatment intended to relieve or heal a disorder.
  • other
  • Psychological counseling to help resolve personal or emotional problems.
  • Treatment to help someone recover from an illness or injury.
  • Treatment intended to relieve or heal a disorder.
relationship

US /rɪˈleʃənˌʃɪp/

UK /rɪˈleɪʃnʃɪp/

  • noun
  • Connection between two or more people or things
  • The way in which two or more people or groups regard and behave towards each other.
  • Way people interact or live with each other
  • Romantic or loving friendship between two people
  • The way in which two or more organizations or businesses are connected.
  • A connection, association, or involvement.
  • The way in which two or more people are connected as family members.
  • The way in which two or more things are connected in mathematics or logic.
  • A romantic or sexual connection between two people.
  • The state of being related or connected.
imagine

US /ɪˈmædʒɪn/

UK /ɪ'mædʒɪn/

  • verb
  • To think creatively about; form mental picture of
  • Form a mental image or concept of something.
  • Suppose or assume something.
  • other
  • To form a mental image or concept of something.
  • To suppose or assume something.
confront

US /kənˈfrʌnt/

UK /kən'frʌnt/

  • verb
  • To make someone, e.g. who has lied, face the truth
  • (Of problem) to face someone who must deal with it
  • other
  • To challenge someone, especially about something they have done wrong.
  • To stand or be directly in front of someone or something.
irrelevant

US /ɪˈrɛləvənt/

UK /ɪˈreləvənt/

  • adjective
  • Not connected with or relevant to something.
  • Not important or significant.
  • Not important; not related to the topic
upset

US /ʌpˈsɛt/

UK /ʌpˈset/

  • other
  • To make someone worried, unhappy, or angry.
  • To disrupt or spoil something.
  • To knock something over; to overturn.
  • To defeat someone who is considered to be stronger.
  • adjective
  • Unhappy, disappointed, or worried.
  • (Of stomach, etc.) not functioning well; sick
  • Distressed or worried.
  • Having a stomach problem; feeling sick.
  • Troubled, worried, or angry
  • verb
  • To turn upside down or on its side
  • To trouble, worry, or anger someone
  • noun
  • Situation where things are unsettled
  • An unexpected result, especially in a sports competition.
intentionally

US /ɪnˈtɛnʃənl:ɪ/

UK /ɪn'tenʃənəlɪ/

  • adverb
  • With a plan to do or achieve something
  • In an intentional manner; on purpose.
  • In a deliberate and purposeful manner.
  • With full awareness and knowledge of the consequences.
  • In a way that is planned or intended; on purpose.
therapist

US /ˈθɛrəpɪst/

UK /ˈθerəpɪst/

  • noun
  • Person skilled in a particular type of therapy
  • A person who provides therapy; a trained professional who helps people with mental, emotional, or physical health issues.
  • A person who provides therapy.
ally

US /'ælaɪ/

UK /'ælaɪ/

  • noun
  • Someone who supports, helps, or defends you
  • A state or person that is formally cooperating with another for a military or other purpose.
  • verb
  • To join a group to offer or receive support
  • Combine or unite a resource or concern with (another) for mutual benefit.