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  • - This is gonna be every bitch's Instagram caption

  • for the next three months.

  • - (Pete) 0 for 3. - (laughs)

  • I love that he's able to laugh at himself.

  • ♪ (industrial intro) ♪

  • ♪ (soft synth-pop music) ♪ - (gasps) Yes!

  • - Ariana Grande, okay. I have heard this.

  • - I actually haven't listened to this. I've just seen the tweets.

  • - Oh, is this the-- that video where she talks

  • about all of her exes?

  • - This is the real tea. This is like, "Let's sit down

  • and have tea and talk about this [bleep]."

  • - ♪ But he wasn't a match ♪ ♪ Wrote some songs about Ricky

  • - Oh. - ♪ Now I listen and laugh

  • - Okay. - The person really sounds like her,

  • so I'll give them that. - (FBE) Oh, no. This is a real song.

  • - Oh, this is her?

  • Oh, wow. - ♪ Even almost got married

  • And for Pete I'm so thankful ♪ - Ohh!

  • - I heard about this song being released,

  • but it's funny that she's just so, I guess, blatant about it.

  • - ♪ 'Cause he was an angel ♪ - That's really sad.

  • - She's pulling a Taylor Swift, you know, talking about her exes.

  • - I've been listening to this non-stop.

  • It's been on repeat.

  • - ♪ And one taught me pain ♪ - It's true.

  • Relationships do teach you all these different things all the time.

  • - ♪ But that's not what I see ♪ ♪ So, look what I got

  • - It's like the nicest "[Bleep] you" I've ever hard.

  • - ♪ And for that I say ♪ ♪ Thank you, next

  • Next ♪ - This is gonna be

  • every bitch's Instagram caption for the next three months.

  • - Oh, yeah. The song seems like a normal song now,

  • but when she was going through all the names,

  • it definitely seemed like a parody.

  • - ♪ ...grateful for my ex

  • - This is such a thoughtful love song/hate song?

  • - (sings along) ♪ Thank you, next ♪ ♪ (scatting) ♪

  • - ♪ I ain't worried 'bout nothing ♪ ♪ Plus, I met someone else

  • - I love this verse, 'cause it's all about self-love.

  • - ♪ ...say I move on too fast ♪ ♪ But this one gon' last

  • ♪ 'Cause her name is Ari ♪ - Aww.

  • - ♪ And I'm so good with that

  • - You're the most important relationship to yourself.

  • - ♪ I've loved and I've lost ♪ ♪ But that's not what I see

  • ♪ 'Cause look what I found ♪ ♪ Ain't no need for... ♪

  • - It's such a bop. - I really like this song.

  • I'm gonna go add it to my library and listen to it all the way home.

  • - I'm gonna drive home from this today

  • and just be singing this for hours.

  • - It's really weird to hear her curse. I'll say that.

  • Especially since I still think of her--

  • like, she looks like she's 12 years old.

  • - ♪ I'm so [bleep]... ♪ ♪ One day I'll walk down the aisle

  • Holding hands with my mama

  • ♪ I'll be thanking my dad ♪ - (touched) Mm.

  • - ♪ 'Cause she grew from the drama ♪ - (laughs)

  • - ♪ ...once real bad ♪ ♪ Gon' make that [bleep] last

  • God forbid something happens ♪ ♪ Least this song is a smash

  • - Ha! Ha. Yo, for real.

  • - And this song is a smash.

  • - ♪ I've learned from the pain ♪ - You gotta learn from it,

  • 'cause then what else are you gonna do with it?

  • Just suffer it the whole time? - I get it, though.

  • I really like the entire message of this whole song.

  • - ♪ ...look what I found ♪ ♪ Ain't no need for searching

  • And for that I say ♪ ♪ Thank you, next

  • Thank you, next ♪ - And it's so catchy.

  • - Way to go, Ponytail. I like that.

  • - ♪ I'm so [bleep] grateful for my ex

  • Thank you, next ♪ ♪ Thank you, next

  • - Ah, sing it. (giggles)

  • - ♪ I'm so [bleep] grateful for my ex

  • - This song is so cute. - Ariana Grande is the king of cute.

  • - ♪ Thank you, next ♪ ♪ Yeah

  • ♪ (soft pop music fading) ♪

  • - Ooh! That made me feel good in the chest!

  • - There's something that I really like about it,

  • and I think it's the idea of not letting something hold you back

  • and keep you in a certain place with pain afterward.

  • - I love the message of self-love for women that this--

  • or for anyone, as a matter of fact, that this song kind of preaches.

  • And it's just also such a cute, just fun bubblegum pop song.

  • - (FBE) So, that was Ariana Grande's newest song,

  • "Thank U, Next," which is about her past relationships.

  • The song came after her recent split with comedian

  • and Saturday Night Live star, Pete Davidson,

  • which was a huge shock to a lot of their fans.

  • - Hmm. Surprising.

  • - (FBE) Well, the pair has been all over the news

  • since the rumors of their relationship started,

  • so we wanted to show you some highlights

  • of their highly publicized relationship.

  • - Oh my gosh. You're gonna make me cry here

  • in front of millions of people. - It says, "I'm having his kids."

  • And then Ariana Grande says, "I look so good here"

  • with a heart. (chuckles) But, you know,

  • I guess some people move faster than others.

  • - Cute together. I mean, for real. So cute.

  • - This some [bleep]. This some [bleep].

  • I want them back together.

  • - (FBE) So, at first, the relationship was casual,

  • but gained a lot of attention for their comments

  • in each other's social media accounts. This speculation grew

  • as they both got multiple tattoos dedicated to each other.

  • - Oh my goodness. Oh, that's right.

  • They got so many tattoos for each other.

  • I found that really crazy. This definitely seems

  • like a relationship that took off really quickly.

  • - Why would you do that? I mean, that just seems

  • like a disaster waiting to happen.

  • - It's kind of an interesting thing. It's like tattooing

  • almost like her "Thank U, Next" song, saying, "You know, they are

  • a part of my life forever. And that's just that, you know?

  • It's not anything I'm gonna remove from myself."

  • - Celebrity culture in this country at least

  • has gone a little too far. People just use this

  • as some kind of escapism or something.

  • I mean, it's fairly harmless in the moment,

  • but I think for people to get a little too into it

  • is probably not the best.

  • - (FBE) There were many rumors surrounding their relationship,

  • but their engagement wasn't confirmed until Pete Davidson's appearance

  • on Jimmy Fallon in June.

  • - It's weird, because I didn't know who he was before he started

  • dating Ariana Grande, and I feel kinda bad,

  • 'cause then it's like, her fame has become

  • the reason why he's famous.

  • - (Jimmy) Now, you know that you didn't have to get engaged

  • to Ariana Grande to come on our show.

  • - Oh, okay. Yeah, I remember seeing this interview.

  • - (Jimmy) You know, we love her so much and stuff,

  • but I love you, too. - (Pete) Yeah, I feel like I won

  • a contest. - (Jimmy laughs)

  • - Aww. Awww. - (Pete) It's so funny

  • walking down the street, 'cause dudes are walking by,

  • and they're like... - (laughs)

  • Good for them. I mean, if one person finds another

  • and they have a relationship, however long or short it is,

  • great for them. - (Ariana) We met on SNL

  • two, three years ago, or whenever that was.

  • And we never exchanged numbers or anything.

  • We weren't even friends... - But it was a rebound, honey.

  • I mean, you was hurting. It's hard, you know.

  • - (Ariana) And I jokingly said to my tour manager, I was like,

  • "I'm"-- I was like, "I'm marrying him."

  • - (chuckles) Wow. - (Ariana) I was like,

  • "I'm literally marrying him."

  • - It's funny how life works that way.

  • - That seems like really little girl crush.

  • Like, "I'm gonna marry you!"

  • Like, "I really like you! I'm gonna do this now!"

  • And then it's like, oh, wait. That's not reality? Oh, no.

  • - (FBE) Two months after the appearance with Jimmy Fallon,

  • the couple split. Pete Davidson recently addressed

  • the breakup on SNL. - Yeah, I remember that.

  • I remember where I was at when that happened.

  • - Hi, I'm Jonah Hill, and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live

  • this week with musical guest Maggie Rogers.

  • - Aww, I love Maggie. - (Pete) Hey, Maggie.

  • I'm Pete. - (Maggie) Hey, Pete.

  • - (Pete) You wanna get married? - (Maggie) No.

  • - (Pete) 0 for 3. - (laughs)

  • I love that he's able to laugh at himself.

  • You need to be able to do that.

  • - Ooh! Also, yeah, he got the tattoo covered I noticed. (laughs)

  • - (Pete) And the last thing I will say is I know some

  • of you are curious about the breakup,

  • but the truth is it's nobody's business,

  • and sometimes things just don't work out,

  • and that's okay. She's a wonderful, strong person,

  • and I genuinely wish her all the happiness in the world.

  • Now, please, go vote on Tuesday, all right?

  • - (audience cheering) - Wow. That feels so heartfelt.

  • - (Pete) I'm still a great song, though!

  • - Well, that sounded like a bit of a struggle, but very nice.

  • - When I saw it, I liked it.

  • I thought it was very classy of Pete to do this.

  • - It is really nobody's business. And I mean, if people

  • are really crying about it, then seek help.

  • - (FBE) So, the relationship between Ariana and Pete has been

  • all over the news and social media these last few months.

  • - I was keeping up with the relationship a little bit,

  • because it's kind of hard to avoid

  • when it's all over your face with timeline.

  • - (FBE) So, many people were shocked about how fast this relationship

  • moved overall. Within a few months of dating,

  • they were already engaged and had matching tattoos,

  • only to spend a total of four months together

  • after they got together. - Wait, four months?!

  • It felt like four years.

  • - (FBE) Do you think that they were always doomed to break up

  • given how fast they moved things or was there a chance

  • that this could've worked out? - I feel like maybe

  • there was a small chance that they could've worked out,

  • but for the most part, I feel like they were doomed,

  • because I know that you don't always have to follow the traditional parts

  • of a relationship, but sometimes it's necessary,

  • 'cause that's how you get to know a person.

  • - There's definitely a part of me as a mom, I gotta say,

  • that's like (sucks in breath) just careful.

  • Don't go all out there and, you know, tattoos

  • and songs and TV shows and, you know...

  • Like, what if it doesn't work out?

  • - I always believe that there's a chance for it to work out.

  • I mean, my mom and dad,

  • I think they got married in six months,

  • and they've been together for 20-something years.

  • - No, they weren't doomed to break up because they were moving too fast.

  • Sometimes life in the fast lane is good, you know?

  • And it just happens to work out beautifully.

  • What really [bleep] it up was really just Mac's death.

  • So, it was just bound to happen.

  • - (FBE) Celebrity gossip has always been a big part of a news

  • that people intake, whether from social media

  • or entertainment shows. There are countless sites

  • dedicated to this portion of pop culture.

  • So, why do you think that people care about celebrities' personal lives?

  • - Because, you know, listen... (chuckles) You don't have to

  • look at your own life.

  • You can be caught up in somebody else's.

  • - It's just a form of escapism for people who don't feel excited

  • about their lives.

  • They find themselves just invested in the lives of celebrities.

  • - I love this [bleep].

  • I won't even know who a famous person is,

  • but I'll read the headline and what they did,

  • and I'm like, "Ooh. What this [bleep] do?"

  • - It's an outlet to have fun, to take away from the bad stuff

  • that may happen in your life. But from a standpoint of,

  • "Does it matter as much?" No, it doesn't matter.

  • - Because of social media, people feel especially more connected

  • to their favorite celebrities and the people that they look up to.

  • So, in a sense, they feel like they know them personally

  • or they're a friend.

  • - (FBE) So finally, similar to Ariana Grande,

  • is there anything that you'd like to thank your exes for?

  • - (chuckles) Getting out of my life.

  • - To my exes, thank you for teaching me self-worth indirectly,

  • because... (chuckles) everything that you put me through

  • made me realize that I was worth so much more than that.

  • - I would like to thank my exes for all of the knowledge

  • they've given me in the terms of how to be a good girlfriend

  • and how to be a good communicator.

  • - I would like to thank my exes for making who I am today,

  • because that's all in the past, right? And I'm sure I learned some tricks,

  • some fun tricks, and some dirty tricks,

  • and some other tricks. I like to keep the good stuff

  • and leave the rest somewhere else.

  • - To Jason, thanks for being my first kind of crush

  • that turned into a boyfriend.

  • To Andrew, thanks for teaching me what's too much

  • in a relationship really quickly.

  • Paul, thanks for helping me learn what to do after a break-up.

  • Thank you all. NEXT!

  • - Thank you for watching this episode of Adults React.

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