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  • (beeping)

  • - Yeah let's take it outside the

  • bedroom we're about to get nasty.

  • - Yeah let's get real freaky.

  • - Do you wanna pick any object and hit me with it?

  • - Really?

  • - Yeah.

  • (laughing)

  • (rock music)

  • Welcome back to another episode of my show.

  • I'm Glamdora, VT dubs in case you forgot

  • it's totally cool cause we're friends right?

  • And now that you know, you're gonna click like

  • and subscribe and all that shit, yeah?

  • I don't know, I'm kinda worried that I'm like

  • not good at making new friends.

  • I've just been like hold up in my dungeon

  • watching reruns of Friends...

  • ("I'll Be There for You" by Rembrandts)

  • this episode is about friendship.

  • We're gonna have a lot of fun today, I hope.

  • Friends have fun together and take care of each other.

  • I don't know, I've eaten so many.

  • (burping)

  • Long story short, today's episode

  • is about making new friends.

  • (hip-hop music)

  • Let's face it Glam gang, new friends are hard to find.

  • You know when you're a kid, you're just friends

  • with anybody that's on the playground with you

  • and once you get older you're a little more discern

  • and you don't wanna be too discerned, you gotta be open.

  • Any who, here's some of the worst kinds

  • of friends to have in your life.

  • Friends that disappear as soon as

  • they get into a relationship, friends that are

  • only your friend because they kind of wanna have sex

  • with you and then when you tell them you don't want

  • to have sex with them, they stop paying for your meals

  • what the (beep), friends that send 40 short text

  • messages at once instead of putting it all into

  • one message, write it up in notes and send it

  • when you got it figured out, friends that want

  • to vent about their problems but don't want

  • to listen to advice and they ignore everything

  • else you say and then when you tell them

  • what's going on with you they're like,

  • actually that reminds me of me.

  • Shut up.

  • (beeping)

  • Now, I'm going to make a new friend the way

  • I always make a new friend, by inviting them

  • to talk to me in my creepy bedroom.

  • Any way, it's Rachel Evans.

  • This is my guest Rachel Evans,

  • she is best known for founding

  • the Youtube channel Snarled in 2015.

  • - I'm like really nervous right now.

  • (Rachel laughing)

  • - Why are you nervous?

  • Why are you nervous?

  • - Because I love you.

  • - I guess I am low key a Succubus

  • I do seduce people, how far do you wanna go today?

  • - I think that's up to you, I am at your mercy.

  • - I'm so glad that you recognize that.

  • (Glamdora hissing)

  • (beeping)

  • - Tell me where are you from?

  • - Originally I'm from Houston, Texas.

  • (Pee-Wee singing)

  • I used to collect bones, clean them, make little necklaces.

  • - My god, you love bones?

  • - I love bones.

  • - I love bones.

  • - Oh, cool.

  • - Do you like boners?

  • - I love boners.

  • - Me too.

  • - We have so much in common.

  • - I know.

  • - That's crazy.

  • - We're like mad connecting.

  • - Yeah wow.

  • - I was prepared to destroy you.

  • - Oh, wow if I had known that I wouldn't have come.

  • - Well maybe you will come.

  • - Hey, yeah.

  • - Are you mistress of the night?

  • - Oh, you know it.

  • - Well, I have just the game for you.

  • - Oh.

  • - You know how in horror movies or in scary situations

  • there's always like a weird noise, and then

  • everyone's like eh, it's just the wind.

  • - It's never just the wind.

  • - It's never just the wind except

  • for sometimes in this game it is.

  • This is a segment called Just the Wind.

  • - I feel like if I'm not able to tell

  • if something is wind or not then I deserve to be murdered.

  • In a horror movie, not in real life, please don't murder me.

  • I feel like they wouldn't add that.

  • (wind gusting)

  • Whoa.

  • - What was it?

  • - It's just the wind.

  • - It's just the wind.

  • - Yay!

  • (man groaning)

  • - Music to my ears.

  • - Hm, okay well this is a tough one

  • but in all of my experience wind

  • does not sound like it's being tortured.

  • This is not just the wind.

  • - You are right, it is a clip from

  • 100% organic a Crypt TV short.

  • (man groaning)

  • - I hope that person's dead.

  • (women laughing)

  • - Okay, next question.

  • (wind gusting)

  • - Zioks, I think it's just the wind.

  • - Well, you're kind of right but you're kind of wrong

  • cause it's not just the wind, it's a tornado.

  • (cow mooing)

  • Okay next.

  • (intense music)

  • (woman screaming)

  • (Rachel laughing)

  • - Oh man, that is not the wind.

  • I heard maybe some bones being crushed?

  • - You wish.

  • - Yeah, I do wish but I mean...

  • - I love crushing bones, I crush some

  • bones for breakfast and lunch...

  • - What about dinner?

  • What'd you have for dinner?

  • - Cheese.

  • - Just some cheese.

  • (women laughing)

  • - I'm filled up on bones, so...

  • - Shut up.

  • - Okay, it's not just...

  • - No, it's a clip from Mira.

  • (woman screaming)

  • Next.

  • (wind blowing)

  • - It is just the wind.

  • (hands clapping)

  • Thank you.

  • - You survived.

  • - What now?

  • - I have an idea, do you wanna play one of your games?

  • - Yes, I have...

  • - It's good to take turns that's

  • a lesson on sharing and friendship.

  • - Okay, so this is a great game to play on a first date

  • or like when you're trying to get to know somebody.

  • - Okay.

  • - So what I like to do is soul mate match

  • for people and their serial killers.

  • - Oh.

  • - Here are my questions, what kind of killer would you be?

  • Do you like the act of killing

  • or do you want the body afterwards?

  • - The act.

  • - Okay great, what's the point?

  • Why do you want to kill?

  • - I think it's mostly for sexual pleasure.

  • - Sexual pleasure, love that.

  • Okay great, so do you fancy yourself

  • lady lover, lady hater?

  • - Lady lover.

  • - Lady lover, wonderful.

  • You know what?

  • I'm gonna go a little bit crazy with this okay?

  • - Go crazy.

  • Go (beep) nuts.