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  • It's The Suite Life of Zack & Cody the movie yet again another movie based on a show I didn't watch and if this movie

  • is any indication of what the show is like I think it's pretty obvious why I did watch it.

  • The suite life starts off by ironically having nothing to do with suites. In fact it's actually on a ship

  • I'll just assume something happen in the show to make that happen.

  • Actually it's a little weird seeing how Zack and Cody aren't

  • technically in the title of this movie only the suite life is and yet there's no suite in it so honestly this entire

  • movie is a complete lie. Regardless Zack and Cody are identical twins

  • but one of them has a problem he won an internship to get into Yale,

  • which means he can't hang out with his girlfriend for a bit.

  • She gets pissed off splitting up with him and to make things worse his smart aleck brother messes up his internship getting him thrown out.

  • But it looks like the scientist

  • he was working with has another internship for him one that involves no surprise twins.

  • So they're both sent to this lab that

  • experiments on twins to see if they can create a certain fruit where the more you eat it the more you can feel each other's

  • pain grow empathy and eventually become one mind. But wait isn't that a bad thing? Well yes.

  • it is when we discover that the scientist actually has evil plans to turn all twins into one hive and

  • force them to take over I don't know the world.

  • It's kind of a weird plan for kind of a weird movie. So the biggest problem with this film is very obvious

  • it's not funny, but I don't think it's supposed to be funny to me.

  • This is funny to the same crowd that liked to say Good Burger like little little kids.

  • One of the earliest jokes they have is mishearing mammal for camel.

  • Mr. Mosbey: Actually London their not fish their mammals.

  • London: But they don't have humps.

  • And if you didn't laugh of that, I'm sorry, that's what they think is the best joke in fact

  • they do it four times in the film.

  • Mr. Mosbey: Their not fishies their mammals.

  • London: Then why don't have humps.

  • The movie is mostly filled with humor like this and actors that aren't bad, but are good either.

  • It's slow clunky awkward, but again

  • I think it's that way because it's mainly aiming for a little little children to be watching it.

  • And yeah, you might be arguing don't our little kids deserve better, and yeah sure, but at the same time

  • there's nothing really harmful in this.

  • I'm not watching this think it's like Camp Rock 2 where there's actually a bad message or bad ideas being thrown by.

  • It even once in a while gets a little bit of a giggle. Like the delivery from the mad scientist is legitimately well-timed.

  • Yeah once in a while the girlfriends delivery can get a few laughs.

  • Everything else is just kind of what you think would be done with this concept

  • just kind of slow and not funny

  • But I'd be lying if I said I couldn't see an audience of little kids watching this and having a fun time.

  • Is there anything in it for adults? No is there anything really that great for kids in it?

  • No, if nobody sees it is anyone gonna miss out on anything? Probably not, but nothing is gonna be made worse by saying it either.

  • It's like a sock puppet show there's nothing really to it, but what's there really to get angry at either?

  • It's hitting the right crowd and not making anything worse.

  • I know that's definitely not a glowing recommendation.

  • But what can I say this movie didn't leave that big an impact on me if you liked it you're probably the exact right age

  • group for it, and if you don't you're probably the exact wrong age group for it.

  • I guess I could be angry and say kids deserve a lot more, but honestly it's just not worth the effort.

  • It's Zack and Cody it's stupid, but it's painless. Take it for what it's worth and just be happy

  • it's not Cheetah Girls. If you think that's the best thing I can say about it

  • you're right.

  • Later

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