Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (beep) - My phone's all nudes and that's true. - I gotta turn my airdrop on. - You want an accidental nude? I'll show you my tits. - I mean, you know. (whistle) (upbeat music) Oh hey glamp fan! I saw you there but I was pretending not to. I'm Glamdora and I just wanted to say thank you so much for liking, commenting, subscribing, all of that shit on all of my vids here on Crypt TV. It's been a wonderful journey so far but did you know that I actually have an Instagram? Clearly you do because you've left all kinds of comments. Here's one. Why she got masculine hips? First of all, that's binary thinking and second of all, no I (beep) don't. This person says her eye look like a old peach. My eye look like a old peach? What does that (beep) mean? What's an old peach? No, my eyes are beautiful. I bet her kidneys smell so damn bad? Stop thinking about my kidneys and you're right, they probably smell bad. You know what, (beep) you guys. Today's episode is about self confidence. I don't give a (beep) what you say about me because I (beep) rule and you (beep) drool. Until you finish this episode and then you can learn to love yourself or something, I don't know. (flames crackling) That's right you dicks, today we're going to learn about self confidence. How to get it and how to keep it. Here are a few things that will never make you feel self confident. Going down on someone from Tinder. You should not go down on somebody that you just call someone from Tinder, alright? Another thing that really is never going to make you feel more self confident is when somebody cuts you off in traffic so you work your way through the cars until you're next to them at a red light and then you look over to see what this (beep) garbage idiot looks like. It's actually pretty satisfying. Another thing that will never make you feel self confident is still talking about how Bernie Sanders should have been the nominee. While some people might think that might be true, it's 2018, that happened in 2016, that's two years you should have grown by now. In a party environment, if you're trying to get laid I just wouldn't. (deep breath) I think I need a boost of self confidence and I think I know how to get it. How about with my next guest, Dang Matt Smith. We're goin' to the boudoir, that's French for bedroom. (piano music) Oh my (beep) god, we're in my boudoir now, can you believe it? God I love this life. How bout you? - It's not a sleep number bed but, you know, it works. - Okay, this is my new friend Matt Smith. I'm sorry, Dang Matt Smith. - Hey, what's goin' on. I'm not creeped out at all by the whips and the chains and the dildos but it's fine, yeah yeah. - Oh I didn't ask. Anyway, he has his own clothing line, shirts, hoodies, sweatpants, jerseys, pop sockets, portable chargers, everyone needs one of those, except for me, my pussy is also an iphone charger. Bracelets, phone cases and water bottles. What's your favorite item you have? - I was just going to say the shirts but I'd be happy to accommodate, you know, anything that you're looking for and maybe I can get a Dang Matt Smith horn. - Oh, would you like to touch my horn? I'm very horny. - Only on the second date. - Please touch my horns. - A little. Just touch the tip. - Ow! So let me get this straight though, you made a name for yourself just interacting with random people on chat roulette. - Yeah, yeah just talking to strangers, doing what my parents told me not to do. - Oh my god, you must have been just a small boy when chat roulette was a popular thing to do. - I was a small boy but you know what, I grew up. - But you're 19, yeah I got some info. - Where'd that go? Littering. - Littering is a myth. You do a lot of reactions, - Yeah - That's how you made your name for yourself. - Yes. - Alright so what kind of things do you react to? - Anything scary, anything funny, you know. (Glamdora growling) (Matt screams) (beep) Remind me to change the sheets. - Did you pee yourself? Or did you cum? - No, um, worse. - You did not shit my bed. You smell wonderful. - Thank you. - And I'm happy that you're here. - Yeah, me too. - Alright. - Not regretting at all. - So you also do meme videos. - Yeah - I checked out your Instagram. - Yeah, yeah. - That feeling when. That moment when. Me when. You love all of us. - I do all of it, the awkwardness. - Please show me that moment when you realize you've been dead the whole time. (dramatic music) Oh my god. He's beautiful. It's still yelling. And you're sad that you're dead, you're not relieved? Show me that feeling when you realize your girl's the killer. (techno music) When you are having the best sex of your life but then you realize it's a ghost. (funk music) Whoa, it's confusion. It's like pain and ecstasy simultaneously. - It's a very personal experience. - You (beep) a ghost? - Not on purpose. - Are you ready to play a little game with me to see how confident you really are, you walk in here like some big confident hot shot, your mad swagger just walkin' up into my bedroom, trying to tell me what's up? - You really think I got mad swagger? - We're gonna play my game now so shut the (beep) up. This is a game called truth or scare. I'm gonna ask you some very personal, very (beep) up questions and you can either answer them honestly or I get to text someone in your phone and tell them whatever I want to tell them. - Oh no. (scary music) - First question, who is your least favorite Youtuber, go. - My least favorite? I mean I love all the Youtubers. Shout out to all the. - You can not lie! - My least favorite Youtuber is myself. - I think he's lying. I think he's gonna get punished. Who is the most famous person you've ever hooked up or made out with? - I don't know if you heard of anybody called Selena Gomez but she once kissed me on the cheek so I count that. - Selena Gomez kissed you on the cheek? - She did. I met her one time and then she was like oh hi, nice to meet you, right there. - It's not really a hook up but she's pretty famous. - It's like first and a half base. - Do you want to ask me? - Oh god. Whose the most famous person you've hooked up with? - Well I haven't hooked up with him