B2 High-Intermediate US 128 Folder Collection
After playing the video, you can click or select the word to look it up in the dictionary.
Loading...
Report Subtitle Errors
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> AH, ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY
HERE ON MT. RUSHMORE.
LET'S DO OUR PRESIDENTIAL ROLL
CALL, SHALL WE?
WASHINGTON?
>> HERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> JEFFERSON?
>> PRESENT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> ROOSEVELT.
>> BUT I -- EPH -- WHAT IS THAT
INFERNAL RACKET?
>> THEY'RE ADDING ANOTHER HEAD
TO MT. RUSHMORE.
>> WHO COULD IT SOMEBODY.
>> WATCH IT JOSE, THAT HAIR THE
MADE OF 24-KARAT GOLD.
I HAD TO MELT DOWN ALL MY
TOILETS TO LIVE THAT.
>> WELCOME, NEWCOMER.
AND WHO MIGHT YOU SOMEBODY.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I'M THE 45th AND BEST PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD
JESUS TRUMP.
>> A NEW PRESIDENT, WELL, LET ME
BE THE FIRST TO SAY, SOUTH
DAKOTA IS HONORED TO HAVE YOU.
>> I LOVE THE DAKOTAS.
SOUTH DAKOTA, EAST DAKOTA,
DAKOTA JOHNSON, DAKOTA FANNING.
I KNOW THEM WELL, FANTASTIC
PEOPLE, SO GREAT.
>> WELL, IF YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO
MT. RUSHMORE YOU ENOUGH
ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING AMAZING
DURING YOUR PRESIDENCY R. FOR
INSTANCE, I GAVE THE GETTYSBURG
ADDRESS.
FOURSCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO --
>> BIG DEAL.
I SCORE ALL THE TIME.
>> HM.
WELL, I ALSO ENDED SLAVERY.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'VE BEEN MAKING A BUNCH OF
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES WORK FOR FREE
FOR 31 DAYS.
>> OH.
>> WELL, IN MY PRESIDENCY WE
FINISHED THE PANAMA CANAL.
PANAMA!
>> GREAT SONG, FILTHY PLACE.
AND WHO CARES ABOUT A FRICKIN'
CANAL?
I BUILD GOLDEN TOWERS WITH MY
NAME ON THEM.
AND WE HAVE TACO BOWLS.
>> WELL, I WROTE THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.
>> NEVER HEARD OF HER.
>> I WAS AMERICA'S FIRST
PRESIDENT.
THAT'S WHY I'M ON THE ONE DOLLAR
BILL.
>> YOU MEAN THAT MONEY POOR
PEOPLE USE AT STRIP CLUBS?
WOW, I'M SO IMPRESSED.
LISTEN, LOSERS.
THIS PLACE SUCKS.
SO I'M GOING TO TAKE IT FROM
DUMP TO TRUMP.
>> WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?
>> FIRST OF ALL, GOOFY GEORGE,
I'M MAKING THAT OLD WIG YOU WEAR
AN OIL RIG, YOU LIKE IT?
>> NO, I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
>> I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
TINY TOMMY, TINY TOMMY, THE
DIRTY NOSE OF YOURS IS NOW A BIG
BEAUTIFUL WATER SLIDE.
>> THIS IS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX!
>> WOE, MM, DADDY LIKEE!
AND YOU, FATTY BOOM BOOM?
>> THEODORE ROOSEVELT!
>> WHATEVER.
I MADE YOUR MOUSTACHE A LANDING
PAD FOR THE SPACE FORCE.
>> OH, OH, IT TICKLES!
I HATE IT.
>> AND I HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE
FOR YOU, HONEST ABE-HOLE.
>> FORE!
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> A GOLF BALL.
THIS WHOLE PLACE IS NOW A TRUMP
LUXURY GOLF COURSE AND YOU ARE 4
UNDER PAR, KIM JONG.
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ROCKET DANCE,
IT'S SO ADORABLE, I LOVE YOU.
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP, WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, MT. RUSHMORE HONORS THE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY, AN
OFFICE OF COURAGE AND COMPASSION
FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
TO DESECRATE IT IN THIS WAY
WOULD BE A SLAP IN THE FACE TO
BOTH DEMOCRACY AND THE PROUDNESS
OF AMERICA ITSELF!
>> I'M SORRY, WERE YOU TALKING?
I WAS TWEETING THAT THE DALAI
LAMA LOOKS LIKE A POTATO.
>> MR. TRUMP, WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO ASK THAT YOU LEAVE
MT. RUSHMORE THIS INSTANT!
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T.
BECAUSE IT'S NO LONGER CALLED
MT. RUSHMORE.
IT'S CALLED MT. RUSSIA.
MT. RUSSIA!
THAT'S WHAT THOSE HOOKERS IN THE
HOTEL LET ME DO.
>> FORE!
>> MY GOODNESS. 128 00:04:29,636 --> 00:00:00,000 >> WOW, NICE SHOT, O.J.
    You must  Log in  to get the function.
Tip: Click on the article or the word in the subtitle to get translation quickly!

Loading…

Donald Trump Added to Mount Rushmore

128 Folder Collection
Jingjiang Li published on February 1, 2019
More Recommended Videos
  1. 1. Search word

    Select word on the caption to look it up in the dictionary!

  2. 2. Repeat single sentence

    Repeat the same sentence to enhance listening ability

  3. 3. Shortcut

    Shortcut!

  4. 4. Close caption

    Close the English caption

  5. 5. Embed

    Embed the video to your blog

  6. 6. Unfold

    Hide right panel

  1. Listening Quiz

    Listening Quiz!

  1. Click to open your notebook

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔