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  • What's happening?

  • Is it a dress?

  • Is it pants?

  • It's confusing.

  • What is it?

  • Is it pants or a dress?

  • It's pants.

  • It's a dress.

  • It's a pant.

  • I don't know.

  • It keeps you guessing, though, huh?

  • It does.

  • It really does.

  • Because when you sit down, it becomes

  • a whole different thing.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, I see.

  • I didn't just offend you in any way, did I?

  • No, it didn't offend me in any way.

  • OK, good.

  • No.

  • No.

  • Hi, Jen.

  • Almost Christmas.

  • Yes, I know.

  • Look at it!

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • And Hanukkah.

  • Hanukkah.

  • Is your tree up yet?

  • No.

  • No?

  • I'm really behind the eight ball this year.

  • Why?

  • I just keep working.

  • Yeah, usually--

  • I usually by the 1st of December, it's there.

  • And then the whole, your outside of the house-- you

  • do so many-- is that done yet?

  • That's done.

  • OK, because that's really beautiful.

  • That took me five days straight to do that.

  • You did nothing.

  • I know.

  • Nothing at all.

  • Yeah, I didn't do anything.

  • But it's so tastefully done, it looks beautiful.

  • Hi, honey.

  • When are you going to get-- talk to me.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Mary Connelly, I just saw a cute picture of her.

  • Yeah, she was a little baby in 1914.

  • [LAUGHS] 1914.

  • First of all, Jen and I are friends,

  • but we never see each other.

  • We only FaceTime because I don't leave the house.

  • You don't.

  • It's actually true.

  • Thank god, what would we do without FaceTime?

  • I would never see you.

  • You never would.

  • She's so social, and does so many things,

  • and always has people over.

  • And you're a great host and--

  • Yeah, you never come.

  • It's a 15 minute drive.

  • It's a 15 minute drive.

  • It is.

  • Winding streets.

  • Winding.

  • It's so true.

  • Or just to get you to come back from up north.

  • Yeah, why would I want to be here when I can be up north?

  • You could be up north with Portia and the dogs.

  • And the horses and the ocean.

  • Why would I want to be here?

  • Because you love us.

  • I do love you.

  • I'm staying in town for you this weekend.

  • I know you are!

  • Yeah, all right.

  • I'll see you this weekend.

  • So, your--

  • Shh.

  • Shh, we won't tell anyone that.

  • So your birthday is coming up, a big one.

  • You're going to be 50.

  • What?

  • Yeah.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • It's the first time I've heard that.

  • Ahem.

  • You look fantastic.

  • You should be thrilled.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I feel fantastic.

  • And I have an idea for you for your birthday

  • because it's a big one.

  • You do?

  • It's a big one.

  • It is.

  • Stop saying it.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • So, well, you must know that you have

  • to do something special for it.

  • I have to?

  • Yes.

  • Oh.

  • Well, you should.

  • It's a celebration.

  • Are you giving me an idea of what to do?

  • Yes, I'm doing a party for you.

  • You're throwing me my party?

  • On this show.

  • I am going to have--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • An entire hour.

  • You know how fun my birthday is.

  • You've been here for my birthday.

  • I have been here for your birthday.

  • OK.

  • And you know how special and surprises and stuff?

  • What if we have your birthday here for the whole hour?

  • We celebrate you for the whole hour.

  • I love that idea.

  • OK.

  • I mean it.

  • I love that idea.

  • And then is it greedy of me to say,

  • and then we go to your house and have an after party?

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Woo.

  • I love that you all think you're going to be here.

  • I love that on February 11th, you're all

  • going to be back here somehow.

  • All right.

  • Hey, guys, it is the 12 days of Christmas.

  • You never know.

  • We'll talk about that.

  • We'll figure that out.

  • But the reason--

  • Terrified.

  • That may not happen.

  • Terrified.

  • Never going to happen.

  • But you do look fantastic, and--

  • Thank you, honey.

  • The last time we talked, you were boxing.

  • And you're still boxing, right?

  • I am still boxing.

  • With this man who's a giant--

  • Beautiful.

  • Leon, he's just fantastic.

  • His muscles are insane.

  • There he is.

  • There he is.

  • Look at that smile.

  • Yes.

  • Seriously, Leon is my gentle giant.

  • And he calls me champ.

  • And it's not weird.

  • No.

  • I mean, I'm sure between you two, it's not, but here it is.

  • I never thought someone would be able to call me champ,

  • and I would be O-- it would not, you know.

  • Hey champ.

  • Yeah.

  • We got to get it up to 80, champ.

  • What's 80?

  • Heart rate.

  • We got to get the heart rate up to 80.

  • So do you do-- like, he calls out jab uppercut?

  • You know what, all that?

  • Yes, all of that stuff.

  • Stick it, stick, stick--

  • I'm forgetting.

  • They made that dirty somehow.

  • I don't know how, but they all made it-- all at once,

  • everyone decided stick is dirty.

  • I don't know.

  • Leon was on this show, he said.

  • Well, he wasn't really.

  • He says he was on the show.

  • There was a picture of him in the background.

  • Well, he was saying.

  • I'd done your show last year, and he said, I was on Ellen.

  • And I said, you were?

  • And then he showed me that picture.

  • Andy is doing this to me over and over again.

  • Why?

  • Which means he wants me to stop talking to you.

  • So--

  • Well, what else are we going to do up here?

  • I know.

  • Oh, a commercial break.

  • OK.

  • Whatever.

  • All right, we'll take a commercial break.

  • All right.

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