Name: Family Guy God Is Accused In metoo Movement
Uploaded: 2019-01-11T13:21:16.000Z
Duration: 6 min 10 s
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I can't believe I'm stuck in an elevator with God

Although I guess you are everywhere and in all places. No, you're thinking of Kevin Hart

HAH I know right? in every movie ,him in the rock.

No No, I love the rock too- he's just he's just in a lot of stuff

Yeah, I know. We have Us Weekly on earth too- wait. Why Are you here? Shouldn't you be up in heaven?

There was an issue. a few angels came forward. I don't remember things exactly as they do, but I respect their experience

Well, you had a couch attached to your back and you fell down the stairs and hit your head pretty hard

Am I in a leftovers? Is this a leftovers?

It was an HBO show starring a bottle of hair-Dye

Man this thing is really stuck. Hey, can you use your god powers to get us out?

No, they don't really work in elevators kind of like a cell phone. I don't have a signal.

I always dreamed of being stuck in an elevator with Tom Brady.

I wouldn't deign to speak for Tom Brady understood understood

How about people who say they are not religious?

But they are spiritual straight to hell to the boiler room of hell all the way down

Sometimes I pull them out just so they think everything is gonna be okay

But then I put him right back in good good. That makes me happy

Um God here's something you might be able to tell me. Will Taylor Swift and Katy Perry ever reconcile their differences

What are you looking for? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for the gay guy who can answer that one

Some people say we're just a computer simulation run by a highest species, is that true it is

My guy sucks want to trade guys for a little while oh

Never mind, I'll stick with this pile of crap. I already have

Alright, can you name every SNL actor? Alphabetically alphabetically by last name? Yes, and no feature players

Yeah, okay, Fred Armisen, Dan Aykroyd Morwenna banks, and then on Lovett's Norm Macdonald Gayle Mathias

Yeah, Mathias good pull Michael McKean mark McKinney Nancy walls Kristen Wiig and sasheer. Zamata Wow

Now do kids in the hall that was five guys. Peter named him. I can't

This reincarnation exists, it does as past human lives or his animals both

Oh if I been you were Henry the eighth's Wow. Let me finish

You were Henry the eighth guy to have sex with Rock Hudson at one of his pool parties. Ah

How many more shows is John Stamos gonna get zero good that's that's good

Are you Friel do you think I'm real Peter I

Like to believe there's something bigger than me out there keeping a watch out different people think different things

I'm kind of like a nanny cam the idea that I may exist is enough for some people to behave better

What I used to ask my mom what God was she would say god is love. I always liked that

That's nice Peter God and love are very similar concepts. They come from the same place Tatooine

Yeah, I always forget you're such a Star Wars guy

Man when are they gonna fix this elevator? It's not broken. I just haven't decided where it's going yet

What's amazing, it's like a luge what's a loach? Oh, hey, what's with all the questions? Yeah. You don't know leave it

Since you're now a ghost, would you like to do pottery while straddling present day to me more pass?

Yeah, I'm getting a lot of takers for that one. I feel like the bones in her back would hurt my tummy

And why am I really dead well if you weren't dead would you feel nothing when I do this

Ah, son of a bitch, you know what? That's right. It takes a day my bad. Sorry tomorrow

I do that you feel nothing, but trust me you're dead, but I can't be hold on. Give me a sec

Can't be dead. I have a family who needs me actually Peter from what I've seen

I think your family would be better off without you. What what do you mean?

Well, you're an inattentive husband and a terrible parent Oh says father of the year

Oh, please he played that for all it was worth. Why has thou forsaken me? You know what?

I did him a favor okay with it. There's a lot to unpack there, but come on God, you gotta give me another chance

I'll show you how good a husband and father I can be are you asking for a second chance I guess so

You know what you're on I'll give you one day to prove to me that your family is better off with you alive

I'll return you to your life before you were in a coma

Thanks, God. I know I can do it. I faced bigger challenges

like when I recorded that Russian language album