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  • - The armpits stink because of the hair.

  • - 'Cause of the hair?

  • Oh, maybe we should add some hair in there then.

  • - No!

  • (chuckling) That's disgusting.

  • - What so dis, it's natural.

  • (synth chords)

  • Hey, what's up, Ernie?

  • - Hi.

  • (Koji laughs)

  • - Hello.

  • - Hi.

  • - I'm Koji.

  • - I'm Neesa.

  • - Neesa, nice to meet you.

  • - Nice to meet you, too.

  • - What are we here to draw today?

  • - You want to get right into it, huh?

  • - Yeah.

  • - No hello, how are you?

  • (girl giggles)

  • Whatcha been up to?

  • You might find this quite surprising.

  • We're gonna be drawing your future life partner.

  • (laughs)

  • What do you think a life partner is?

  • - Someone, like, you live with.

  • - It could be, yeah.

  • Could be like a partner in crime.

  • Or like, somebody you would marry.

  • (boy screams)

  • (Koji chuckles) (boy laughs)

  • Any direction you want to take it, really.

  • - Okay. (Koji laughs)

  • - What do you want to start with?

  • - The bod.

  • Of an astronaut.

  • - Of an astronaut?

  • - Yeah. - Uh, why is that?

  • - [Ernie] 'Cause I think it's cool.

  • - [Koji] That's a good enough reason.

  • - I want you to draw my best friend.

  • - In real life, or like, uh--

  • - Real life.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • What's your best friend's name?

  • - Nikita.

  • - Nikita?

  • So, what does she look like?

  • - She has a face like mine.

  • - She's your twin, or?

  • - No.

  • (Koji laughs)

  • - She will always wear a red dress. (chuckles)

  • - A red dress?

  • You wanna explain what it looks like?

  • - It's like a short sleeve one.

  • It goes like down on your ankles.

  • - Okay.

  • What do you think this person would look like?

  • 'Cause I gotta put a face on this person.

  • - Brown hair.

  • - Brown hair?

  • Long or short?

  • - Short.

  • Kind of like yours.

  • - Okay.

  • What can you tell me about her nose?

  • - Like my nose, except it's a little bigger.

  • - Okay. - Because she's older.

  • - [Koji] Oh, how much older is she?

  • - [Neesa] A year and a half.

  • - [Koji] Would you two be like sisters?

  • - [Neesa] Yeah.

  • - Would she like boss you around, or would you be equals?

  • - Equals. - Equal partners.

  • - I don't like being bossed around.

  • (Koji chuckles) - Is it a boy or a girl,

  • or does that matter?

  • - We don't know yet.

  • - Is it a human?

  • - No, it's a shark.

  • - It's a shark.

  • In an astronaut suit.

  • - Yeah.

  • And a birthday cake on his head.

  • - That's pretty stylish.

  • (Ernie giggling)

  • - Maybe we should put us together right here.

  • I wear a fancy suit.

  • - A fancy suit, okay.

  • - She has a smile kind of like me.

  • - Can you show me like what her smile looks like?

  • - Uh... (Koji chuckles)

  • Eh.

  • - [Koji] What about her eyebrows?

  • - Eyebrows?

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • You can, you can let go now.

  • - Thank you.

  • They're like mine.

  • You're a good drawer.

  • - Oh, thank you.

  • A lot of times, the kids have very critical things to say.

  • So this is the face that you're gonna see

  • for the rest of your life.

  • (boy yells)

  • Yeah, dude, for real.

  • (boy continues yelling)

  • What do you mean by that?

  • (boy chuckles)

  • - One interest that we both love is slime.

  • - Slime?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Like making slime?

  • - Making slime, touching slime, playing with slime.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - [Neesa] Ooh.

  • - So if you had a life partner, right?

  • It'd basically be like a friend

  • that you do stuff with for your whole life.

  • What's like some stuff you would want to do

  • with someone like that?

  • - Play lots of board games, like Monopoly and Risk.

  • - [Koji] Would they have to let you win?

  • Or you want them to play for real?

  • - [Girl] Play for real.

  • - Who do you think would win more?

  • (both laugh)

  • - Play soccer.

  • - Play soccer?

  • Okay.

  • This shark's playing soccer in an astronaut suit.

  • - Karaoke.

  • She'll have a beautiful voice.

  • - Does she have a name?

  • - (chuckling) Austina?

  • - [Koji] Austin and Austina.

  • (chuckles)

  • What would you sing?

  • - A Whole New World.

  • - Yeah?

  • She seems pretty cool.

  • - [Austin] Mm-hmm.

  • - I approve, I approve.

  • What's something else that you two would do together?

  • - Take care of our dog.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • So you'd take care of--

  • - And cat.

  • - And cat.

  • - [Girl] I take care of the animal,

  • and he plays with the animals.

  • - Okay.

  • - (chuckles) That's my job.

  • - Uh, would you have any kids?

  • - Nope.

  • - No.

  • - Okay, maybe we'll have a dog or something.

  • Our pets are kind of like our kids, too.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • You're those kinds of people.

  • - Yeah.

  • - My husband has to like and want to try Filipino food.

  • - What if somebody was really, really cool,

  • but they didn't like Filipino food?

  • Could you marry that person?

  • Or no?

  • - No. - Not possible?

  • - My husband also has to be very good at fixing things.

  • - Like what kind of stuff?

  • - Like, he would also be able to like fix a phone.

  • - Okay, maybe I'll make like a broken cell phone over here.

  • So how do you make money then?

  • - He carries a hammer a lot.

  • - A hammer? - Yeah.

  • - And what does he do with the hammer?

  • - [Ernie] You hammer peanuts.

  • - You smash peanuts and you sell the peanuts to make money?

  • - Yep.

  • - Would you live together?

  • - Yes.

  • - Yes, and where would you live?

  • - In a house.

  • Near the water.

  • Around like ocean shore.

  • - Okay.

  • - So it would be a really big house.

  • - Okay.

  • - There'll be four rooms.

  • - [Koji] Do you and Nikita share a room?

  • - Nope.

  • - No.

  • Where does the space shark cowboy live?

  • - He lives right on Saturn.

  • - [Koji] On Saturn?

  • - [Ernie] Yeah.

  • - [Koji] Where is his family?

  • - [Ernie] Mars.

  • - So he grew up on Mars, but then he moved to Saturn?

  • - Yeah.

  • - What did he move to Saturn for?

  • - The asteroid hit Mars.

  • - But his family stayed there?

  • - Well, no, they actually died.

  • - [Koji] Oh, they died.

  • Oh, that's tragic.

  • Would you have a wedding ceremony and everything?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Where do you think you would do that?

  • - Hawaii.

  • - Hawaii?

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - Can I come to your wedding?

  • Am I invited? - Mm-hmm.

  • - We can have like a party, and then we would have this

  • ginormous cake which is about seven feet tall.

  • - [Koji] Seven feet tall.

  • - I think mine is gonna have a house,

  • 'cause the party is about the first day

  • of us living in the same house.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - I like orange shirts.

  • - So you have matching shirts then?

  • - Yeah.

  • - What's the shirt?

  • - A silly octopus!

  • The ink is black, and the black is blue.

  • Use it in for it, too!

  • I have a good imagination!

  • (Koji chuckles)

  • - Do you want to get married?

  • - Uh, I don't know.

  • I'm open to the idea.

  • I've been alive for 31 years and haven't met anybody that--

  • - Me neither.

  • - Yeah, exactly.

  • Okay, you ready?

  • On the count of three.

  • One, two, three.

  • - Oh. (chuckles)

  • This is my future life partner, Nikita.

  • - This is my life partner, a shark.

  • - What's up with this here?

  • - The ink is black, and the black is blue.

  • Use it in.

  • Oh wait, I already said that.

  • - This is Austina.

  • - (chuckles) Austina.

  • - And she's singing karaoke.

  • She has roller skates, and I have a hover board.

  • - I love playing board games, so we have to play Monopoly.

  • (Koji chuckles)

  • And be able to fix phones and stuff.

  • Thank you, Koji.

  • - Thank you!

  • That was fun.

  • Hey it's me, Koji the Illustrator.

  • And don't forget to subscribe to HiHo.

  • Thanks for watching.

  • See ya!

  • Bye!

- The armpits stink because of the hair.

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