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  • Bruce.

  • I think I've been playing too much Pokémon GO.

  • Interesting.

  • Because right now it looks like there is a giant Pikachu sitting next to you...

  • wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat.

  • While I do think you are playing WAY too much Pokémon...

  • I'm happy to report...

  • You are not seeing things.

  • Say what now?

  • There is in fact a Pikachu...

  • sitting next to me in a Sherlock Holmes hat.

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

  • That thing is real?!

  • Yeah.

  • A real life Pikachu?!

  • Yes it is.

  • You're telling me I'm looking at a real Pikachu?

  • That's what I said.

  • He's really excited!

  • We call it fangirling.

  • Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

  • This is so cool!

  • Hello, Pikachu!

  • I am so exciting to m..

  • I mean...

  • It is so exciting to meet you!

  • (Pika Pika!)

  • (Pikachu!)

  • I know right?

  • Where did he come from?

  • From Pokémon. Duh.

  • I know that!

  • I mean why do you have him?

  • Is he yours? Did you catch him?

  • No, he's not mine.

  • He's just a detective for some reason.

  • So I guess he came here because he wants advice from the greatest detective of all time.

  • (Pikachu?)

  • No! Not from Columbo!

  • From Me!

  • You snarky fuzz ball.

  • (Peeka)

  • Watch it!

  • (Chu!)

  • Hold on. Wait a second!

  • You can understand him?

  • Of course I can!

  • Because I'm batman!

  • Apparently the only one who can are me and the kid from Jurassic World.

  • (Pika Pika)

  • What is he saying?

  • Ah just detective stuff.

  • He also sounds exactly like Deadpool...

  • which is really weird.

  • What's so weird about sounding like Deadpool?

  • Because Deadpool is nothing like Pikachu!

  • That's why.

  • Hey, Dork Knight!

  • Not all Pikachus are the same.

  • Besides...

  • (Pika Pika)

  • (Pikachu)

  • Well I guess you guys sort of do have that in common.

  • So anyways...

  • I'm just teaching him everything he needs to know about being an amazing detective.

  • Right! Amazing detective!

  • Okay.

  • Feed me, pointy eared man!

  • Okay. First thing you need...

  • Is a super awesome butler.

  • Do you have a super awesome butler?

  • I have a super awesome butt!

  • It shoots out all kinds of electricity.

  • Do you have endless amounts of money?

  • I'm worth about 15 billion.

  • Is that enough?

  • It's a start.

  • Do you have access to a utility belt?

  • (Pika)

  • Well... We've apparently got a long way to go.

  • A detective Pikachu...

  • I just can't believe this is how I'm meeting a real Pokémon for the first time.

  • What do you mean?

  • I don't know. I just thought it would have been with Ash and Misty...

  • Or Team Rocket.

  • Certainly not as a detective.

  • I think the Pokémon origin story has been pretty much established.

  • Plus, I think a real life version of that story would be met with extreme prejudice...

  • If it wasn't perfect.

  • What! You think people would reject seeing live action versions of the original Pokémon Cast?

  • I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

  • I'm serious!

  • They're making everything into a movie now. Why not this?

  • I saw this live action trailer of the Lion King earlier and I thought it looked amazing!

  • (Pikachu!)

  • He's right. That's not live action, dude.

  • And second...

  • I would argue it only looks amazing because you enjoyed the original so much.

  • So?

  • So powerful music is always powerful.

  • I don't understand why that's bad.

  • It means the music is doing the heavy lifting.

  • You of all people should know what that's like.

  • What? Heavy lifting?

  • No. Powerful music in a trailer hyping up an otherwise average movie.

  • -(pika pika) -He He

  • Oh ha ha. Very funny.

  • You don't know!

  • I know making films on established characters is very delicate.

  • So I think leaving the original alone and focusing on the obscure video game title is actually pretty wise.

  • (pika pee!)

  • Exactly.

  • This way Pikachu gets to have a unique story while still having that precious nostalgia bait.

  • And it's also a way to capitalize on Ryan Reynolds.

  • That too.

  • That's kind of sad.

  • Why does nostalgia bait have to be a thing?

  • Because if you can make people remember something they loved when they were younger...

  • they will get excited...

  • and want to watch it!

  • Which means the studios will make a lot more money.

  • The Pokémon gets it.

  • You might be a great detective after all.

  • (Pika Pika)

  • That seems like such a gimmick.

  • Who falls for that?

  • Everyone.

  • Well, not me! I'm not gonna fall for that!

  • I only want to enjoy original stuff from now on!

  • BAAAAAAAAA FRED SAVAGE!

  • WATCH MY MOVIE YOU GUYS!

  • DEADPOOOOOOOL

  • PRINCESS BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE.

  • Ha! Hey, I know what that is!

  • That's that guy from that movie I Iiked back in the day!

  • That's awesome!

  • I'm definitely gonna go see that.

  • You see what I mean?

  • Oh yeah!

  • (Peeka-Pee!)

  • BAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Nostalgiaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • gonna make monEEEEEEEEEEEEy off your childhooooooooood

  • Eheeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Oh, that's riiiiiiight.

  • I'm Deadpool

  • I'm Pikachu

  • I'm Deadpool

  • I'm Pikachu

  • I'm Batman! That's enough! I'm Batman.

  • Make me think of that thing I liked.

  • make me think of that thing I liked

  • make me think of that thing I liked

  • make me think of that thing I liked

Bruce.

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