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  • "Everything's set for tonight, Mr. Trump."

  • "I wonder what Trump's game is this time."

  • "Trumps got a new game!" "Hey, Trump's got a new deal."

  • "What's your game, Donald?"

  • "Trump has a new game."

  • "What is it?"

  • It's this.

  • This is his new game.

  • "My new game is Trump: The Game."

  • "TRUMP: The Game."

  • "Where you deal for everything you've ever -"

  • [ gunshot ] Whoa!

  • Did I lose?

  • I'm coming to save you, Dogald Trump!

  • Just hold on, man.

  • I just gotta figure out how to work these stairs.

  • I'm almost - I'm almost down the first flight of stairs.

  • [ gunshot ] Oh boy.

  • "What is your favorite when it comes down to Donald Trump? Why do you support him?"

  • "'Cause he's gonna kick the Mexicans outta - outta - out of America."

  • [ laughing ]

  • Dongle Trump!

  • Is this a Mexican family in a cage over here?

  • "I'm ready to see Donald Trump. I love him."

  • "I gotta make this clear to everybody."

  • "He's not racist. My parents are Mexican. My dad's an illegal."

  • "And it's not about race here."

  • Oh no!

  • Crap! I'm sorry, Dongle!

  • No no no!

  • OK, he's -

  • Oh, he just got killed by a giant taco.

  • "There's never been anything like this, so go and register."

  • "Make sure you get out and vote November 28."

  • "If you vote -"

  • Break the wall?

  • Is this game stupid?

  • The wall is a completely impenetrable defense.

  • The only way around it is to the right.

  • Or the left.

  • Or you can also jump over.

  • Or you can walk right through.

  • [ funky music ]

  • Hey!

  • Take your best shot!

  • See what happens!

  • See what - [ gunshot ]

  • That's right.

  • Nothin' happens.

  • "No, I do not support Trump."

  • "Why not?"

  • "Because he is just a loser that is gay and has no life."

  • "Why do you think that?"

  • "Because, do you see his haircut?"

  • Dongle, is this that new water park you were tellin' me about?

  • This looks very interesting.

  • [ Donald Trump, voiceover ] "Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks."

  • "And The Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them."

  • [ completely out of sync ] "Trump Steaks are, by far, the best tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had."

  • "Truly in a league of their own."

  • "Trump Steaks are five star gourmet, and believe me, I understand steaks, it's my favorite food."

  • "And these are the best."

  • They didn't like the steaks, Donald!

  • [ imitating vehicle ] I'm gonna drive us out of here.

  • Vroom...

  • [ gunshot ]

  • Uh oh.

  • Don't worry, Dongald.

  • I got you covered from every angle this time.

  • [ gunshot ] There's no way in the -

  • In the world, that you could die now.

  • [ Trump voiceover ] "You're fired."

  • "On Monday, Donald Trump announced that he's officially running for President."

  • [ awkward laughter ]

  • "So, Jenny... could he actually win?"

  • "No freaking way!"

  • [ audience applauding ] "Oh my god.

  • "Do you think New York state should recognize gay marriage?"

  • "No."

  • "No?"

  • "OK."

  • [ audience booing ]

  • "And I want the Iranians to know, that if I'm the President, we will attack Iran."

  • "And I want them to understand that."

  • "Because - "

  • "Mexico is..."

  • "Such an important, uh, problem on our doorstep."

  • "I voted, uh, numerous times when I was a Senator, to spend money to build a, uh, a barrier to try to prevent, um, illegal immigrants from coming in."

  • "Well, I actually agree with that."

  • "I agree with everything she said."

  • [ Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing ] "I began -"

"Everything's set for tonight, Mr. Trump."

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