(whistling)

Hiya, pal.

- Oh, hi, Mortimer. - Put 'er there.

(buzzing) Ow!

(laughing)

The old joy buzzer.

It's a classic.

Sorry, bud. No hard feelings.

Ooh.

(birds chirping)

(whimpers, burbling)

(twanging)

(humming)

Huh? (Objects shatter)

(Twanging continues)

Ow!

Well, so long, chum.

(buzzing)

(Laughs boisterously)

What the heck was that?

Huh? Oh, hi, Pete.

Don't "Oh, hi, Pete" me.

What's the idea lettin' that guy pick on you?

That's my job!

- What? - Don't try to deny it!

I've seen the whole thing.

Hey, you got it all wrong! I wasn't...

So, do you hate him more than me?

What? No.

Pete, you're the worst.

I disliked you the moment I first laid eyes on you.

Aww, gee.

(beeping)

(coughing)

Ugh, a time-delay stink bomb?

That Mortimer's the worst!

I knew it! You do hate him more than me!

(sobbing)

Pete, I didn't mean it. Come back. (coughing)

Hmm, that's weird.

Pete's never late for my Tuesday 3:00 knuckle sandwich.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen that guy in days.

I hope he's okay.

(Mysterious music plays) (bird cawing)

(Knock on door)

Pete?

Pete?

(sudden dramatic music)

Oh, no!

(grunting)

Don't go into the light, Pete! Don't go into the light!

(groans)

What are you doin'?

Can't a guy take a nap? (shattering)

You're alive!

(gloomily) Unfortunately.

Gee, Pete. You look awful.

(gasps) Your peg's even missing!

Where's your peg? You love your peg!

I don't know. It's around here someplace.

Just beat it, would ya?

Gosh, it breaks my heart seeing him like this.

I gotta do something.

Ah!

Gee, that's weird.

Someone left a bunch of pies on the sidewalk.

I sure am glad no one is around to hit me in the face with these pies.

Ooh!

Yes, siree.

Well, well, well, what have we here?

Hey, you gotta get out of here.

(laughing)

(groans)

(snarls) Now look what you did!

These pies aren't for you.

They're for Pete!

Peg Leg Pete? That guy's a real zero.

Pete's 10 times the bully you'll ever be!

Ha! Well, I say he's a shmo, a schmendrick, a schlemiel, a dingus, a doofus, a dimwit, a dum...

Hiya, Pete.

(growls)

(screaming)

I heard the nice things you said.

And I meant every word of it.

(both giggling)

Ow! Ow! Ow!

(music playing)