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  • pEwDs, y0u hEff t0 pLaY m0Ar gAeMs!

  • But pEwDs, i th0uGhT 'cHu weR3 a gAemin' cHanNel!

  • c'mon pEwdS! pL4y s0mE gAem, m8!

  • *heavy breathe* wHy hAevn'T y0u sUd0ku aLrEadY?

  • *all together* PLAY MOAR GAMES!1!!1

  • - I WANT TO SEE MOAR GAMES, PLEASE! - PLEASE! PLAY MOAR GAMES!!!

  • *unintelligible gibberish*

  • OKAY, FINE!1!!1

  • I'll play games!

  • I'll play the best goddamn game

  • there is, and the entire universe!

  • I'm talking, of course, about...

  • *dat intensify*

  • - I'm talking, of course, about... - I'm talking, of course, about...

  • *da moar intensify*

  • - Ga-ru-su und Pan-za ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

  • Do-rim Tanku Mat-chi ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

  • gArUsU und PaNza, DaRim TaNkU MaTcHi (・_・)

  • *wat anime?* *sauce plz* :v (it's Girls und Panzer actually)

  • 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,560 Oh wow!

  • Look at that, everyone.

  • What-- Dammit! Can I play?!

  • Here we go.

  • It's time to kill

  • all the--

  • What da hell is dat?

  • War has changed

  • There you go.

  • A nice, little, cute animu gaems

  • where no one gets--

  • Jesus!

  • Why is dis a game?

  • HAHAHAHAHaha...

  • Oh!

  • Finally, a good game, everyone!

  • Oh god x2

  • I'm stuck x2

  • Repair--

  • *Sniped*

  • There ya go!

  • *myanimelist.net/profile/pewdie* ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

  • *KABOOM!* *GAME OVER*

  • OMG!

  • is that a communist sign?

  • am I russian? *yea~ you are, blyat*

  • am i USSR? *yes, you are, blyat!*

  • omg, queue the russian anthem, please.

  • *anthem starts*

  • Pewds: "Soiuz nerushimyj...

  • *he's trying, at least :D*

  • ¡F I R E!

  • *anthem continues*

  • FOR OUR COUNTRY! [anthem continues]

  • You filthy capitalist anime scumbags!

  • *YEs, ma'am*

  • ¡T A K E!

  • ¡T H I S!

  • *Pewd's battle cry*

  • Just gotta watch out for bombs and stuff.

  • Oh! no x9

  • *kaboom*

  • DAMMIT--!

  • *real focus (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)*

  • *dem driving man (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)!*

  • Let's do a shortcut.

  • *wee*

  • NO!! ARE YOU-- NO! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

  • wE hEff dA p0wEr 0f g0D!

  • aNd aNimU on mY SidE!

  • *boom*

  • C'm0n, mAn!

  • NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

  • *ZERO DEFF* aAaaAAAGggGhhHHHH *ZERO DEFF*

  • War...

  • 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:03,440 *instant replay!!*

  • Finally, a game that doesn't undermind the terror of war

  • *yeah yeah* :v

  • that doesn't glori-- glorify the horrible things

  • that goes on in battle.

  • Finally, a game with realistic teddy bears :P

  • and you can shoot them for extra point. *make sense*

  • War... has changed...

  • *okay .__.*

  • Wait, who is this? *This is Mika, Pewds*

  • am i playing as a slav? *No Pewds, she's Finnish*

  • an anime slav, really? *No, I said it already, Finnish*

  • They're wearing tracksuits

  • The Slaves are here! *Fins*

  • Cyka!

  • B L Y A T!

  • YEAHAHAHA~

  • *foreign slav confirmed*

  • Wonder if there's any Swedish tank-- oh, that's right

  • we are bunch of pussies

  • *LOL*

  • *wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh*

  • *pew*

  • ACE'd, GIRL! OH MY GOD!! HERE IT COMES!!

  • UUGGRRAAAAHAHAHAHA!

  • Man, you know

  • this game really makes me think

  • if war was just filled with animu grillz

  • well then war wouldn't be that bad. *good thoughts, pewds. real good*

  • Oh, those are the german's... (Oh no...)

  • Am I the Germans?

  • I think I am. (Poor poodsiepie ;_;)

  • Great...

  • Fantastic...

  • Queue the german anthem, please...

  • *Oops*

  • - Full CC by me :P -

pEwDs, y0u hEff t0 pLaY m0Ar gAeMs!

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