Where you cook your own food

Why would I pay to cook my own food when I could just go to another one and have them cook my food, ha?

Well you're still paying for the meat and the fire.. uh.. grill.

I don't know

Any whale (while) all seems well for the most part

But the service could have been better they forgot a couple of our orders several times

But there were quite apologetic about it. The meal goes on and we're down to our last few trays when suddenly...

the grill starts smoking. (*o*)

I'm not entirely sure about how they work

But we figured the coolant for the grill ran out

so it's smoking and then a little burst of flame pops up which happened pretty

Often over the meal so we didn't really think much of it. Just another grill burp

and then ZOOM!

AND I SET FIYAAAAA

TO DA GRILL

WATCH IT BURN AS I COOK YOUR SQUID (amzing singing dom*applauds*)

And at that point we obviously knew something wasn't right and immediately tried calling the waitress

She rushes over, sees our apparent panic and asks "Yes. Yes, how can I help you?"

Hi? Yes, um could I get more napkins TO THROW INTO THIS BONFIRE!?!?

I didn't say that

she literally took more than a couple seconds to realize the potential peril we were in.

she looks over at the blazing fire and really wasn't sure what to do

But luckily another employee saw what was happening.

Came rushing in and poured baking soda over the fire...

And the poor piece of meat that we had to leave behind :(

*Sniffles*

overall a decent dinner

But I just feel bad for any future patrons who might be unlucky enough to be set on fire as the waitress watches in helpless sorrow

Yep