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Oh, my bad.
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That's all right.
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I'll just go the other way.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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OK.
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Here I just need to go--
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Should I back up?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh.
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Rotate.
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Where did you find these?
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Hold on.
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Hold on.
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You ready to check out?
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Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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You go left.
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I go right.
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Sounds good.
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We got a short line four, short line four.
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How are you doing today, ma'am?
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Great.
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How about you?
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Good, good.
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Thank you.
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Oh, oh, oh, I've got a coupon for that.
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Bail on four.
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Bail on four.
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We got a couponer.
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Dude, head to 13.
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We're looking golden over here.
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I'll be writing a check today.
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Bail, bail, bail.
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We got a check writer.
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Holy cow, they're still couponing.
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Four is a no-go.
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I'm not sure.
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And that's lunch.
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No.
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Man, I am starving-- just got to stick to the list.
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Oh, oh, what are those?
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They're so good.
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Going to eat that on the way home.
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Oh, oh, the cereal aisle!
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Fight the urge.
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It's not worth it.
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Ah, I can't help it.
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Hey, hey, how is it going, man?
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Doing great.
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Cotton candy-- you know, the last time I went to the circus,
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I ate four bags of this stuff.
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Funny story, I actually lived next to triplets--
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--twice.
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Kind of in a hurry.
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You know last week, I was out there
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a little after-hours mixer at the Chamber of Commerce.
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Can I pay yet or no?
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When was the last time you went to a white elephant gift
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exchange?
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What's a good number I can reach you at?
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Hey, it's for the grocery store.
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Hey, how is it going, man?
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Wow, that's a pretty good size pack of gum there.
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You got some stinky breath?
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Oh.
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Weird shape.
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Ripeness test.
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Saw this on Pinterest.
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Yeah.
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It worked.
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Wow.
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Oh.
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OK.
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This one expires in a week--
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hmm, two weeks, not bad.
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Oh, there's got to be something better back here.
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Sir.
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Oh, wow, what in the--
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what are you doing?
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Just a guy looking for fresh milk.
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OK.
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Well.
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This one is good till the beginning of the year.
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Oh, that's amazing.
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Good luck on your endeavors.
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I appreciate that.
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It's not a big deal.
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People take a lot more than 15 items in the express lane
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all the time.
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I only went one over--
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16.
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Holy cow, that guy in front of me is tall.
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He can see directly into my cart.
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He's counting.
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He's counting my items.
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Oh my gosh, he just saw that I got 16.
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Is that a misdemeanor or a felony?
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I just got kids.
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I don't want to go to jail.
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Oh my gosh, he just told the cash register.
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Holy cow, he's reaching for the phone.
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Oh, he's going to call the cops.
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I got to get out of here.
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Sweetie, I'm telling you, I've looked on every aisle.
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They do not have dried cilantro in this store.
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I'm looking right by the ground cinnamon.
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You know what?
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It's right by the cinnamon.
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Thank you.
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Two trips-- yeah, right.
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The cavalry has arrived.
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Nice.
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You need some help?
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No.
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I got it.
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You sure?
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Yeah, I'm great.
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Just tell me which bag my tapioca pudding is in.
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Oh, dude, I knew I forgot something.
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You know how you get in there and you just
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forget what you came for.
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Oh.
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Oh, dude, I am so sorry.
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My gosh.
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Dadgummit.
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Dude--
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You dropped the milk.
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--why are you just standing there?
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Go get towels!
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Oh, wow.
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This is my fault?
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You're the one that forgot my tapioca pudding!
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Hurry up.
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It's going to ruin this court!
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Oh, I'll show you ruin the court!
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Oh, wow.
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You remembered the eggs.
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Who am I?
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You!
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How about this for ruining this court!
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You want a little bit more?
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Look.
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Hey, how about this doorjamb?
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I hope you don't need this for anything.
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Ty, stop!
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I'll go back to the store.
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Stop it!
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Oh!
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Hey remember that time you forgot my pudding?
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It was right here!
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That's permanent!
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It was just a tapioca pudding!
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Stop!
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Oh, it's so deep.
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Stop.
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Stop!
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We can still fix it.
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I'm going to need more tape.
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I don't even know how to fix this stuff.
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Well, I guess we could play half court.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Woo-hoo.
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Yee-ha.
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Woo-hoo.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah.
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Could I get 10 of the smoked Wisconsin cheddar?
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10 pounds?!
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Slices.
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You only want 10 slices?
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10 wheels.
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10 wheels.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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We're going to need nine more wheels.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no-- blocks.
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Cancel the nine wheels of Gouda, because we're
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going to need some more cheese.
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Free samples-- one per customer.
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Oh, no, one per customer.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you meant--
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Wow.
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--one meat and one cheese.
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I didn't even--
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Yeah.
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--know they had--
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Oh.
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--samples here at this store.
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What would you say would be the best one?
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What's the name of this stuff?
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Never mind.
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We're good.
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Thanks.
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Morning.
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Hi, could I interest you in a cart?
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No.
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I'm good.
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How about a basket?
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Just grabbing one thing.
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Thanks.
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Oh.
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I don't need it anyway.
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Oh, it's the dreaded cold aisle.
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I just got to get to the Go-Gurt.
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What's up guys?
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Thanks for watching.
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Signing off for now.
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Pound it.
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Noggin.
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See ya.