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  • >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING?

  • HOW'S YOUR LIFE GOING?

  • >> IT'S GOING GOOD.

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • JUST WRAPPED "AVENGERS" A COUPLE

  • OF DAYS AGO.

  • >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE?

  • >> THREE AND FOUR.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT COULD BE IT, THAT

  • COULD BE ALL THE "AVENGERS"?

  • >> YEAH, WE SHOT MOST OF LAST

  • YEAR, BACK TO BACK.

  • IT WAS A LONG, LONG SHOOT.

  • >> Jimmy: HAS IT SUNK IN THIS

  • COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU EVER

  • SEE THE HULK AGAIN?

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> STOP LOOKING AT THE GREEN

  • TENNIS BALL THAT REPRESENTS THE

  • HULK?

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • IT'S FUNNY, WE WERE -- THE LAST

  • COUPLE OF MONTHS HAD JUST FELT

  • LIKE YOU WANTED TO GET TO THE

  • END.

  • ALL OF US WERE LIKE, HOW MANY

  • MORE DAYS LEFT?

  • THIS LAST WEEK I WAS SITTING

  • THERE AND AS THEY WRAPPED ME,

  • ALL OF A SUDDEN IT HIT ME, WAIT

  • A SECOND, I DIDN'T SOAK THIS UP

  • ENOUGH, I DIDN'T MAXIMIZE, I

  • DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE TO EVERYONE,

  • WHATEVER.

  • WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SEVEN

  • YEARS OR SOMETHING YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT'S

  • SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY WILL

  • REMEMBER FOREVER, REALLY.

  • >> AND THE SAME TO US.

  • IT FEELS LIKE I'M A FAN OF THAT

  • WORLD AND WHAT WE'RE A PART OF

  • AS MUCH AS EVERYBODY.

  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU STEAL A

  • HAMMER, AT LEAST?

  • TAKE A HAMMER HOME?

  • >> A FEW.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: A FEW.

  • HOW MANY HAMMERS DO YOU HAVE?

  • >> ABOUT FIVE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: FIVE HAMMERS.

  • >> ONE'S IN THE TOILET.

  • AT ONE HOUSE.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: IN THE TOILET?

  • >> NEXT TO THE TOILET, IF YOU

  • NEED SOME ASSISTANCE.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A TOILET

  • PAPER HOLDER, A VERY

  • EXPENSIVE --

  • >> IT IS NOW.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: IS IT REALLY -- REALLY

  • IN YOUR BATHROOM?

  • >> YEAH, ONE OF THEM.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE

  • TOO MANY OF THEM, I THINK.

  • >> TOO MANY BATHROOMS OR

  • HAMMERS?

  • >> Jimmy: TOO MANY HAMMERS.

  • YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BATHROOMS

  • OR TOO MANY HAMMERS.

  • FY WENT IN YOUR BATHROOM AND SAW

  • THE HAMMER, I DON'T THINK I'D

  • EVER COME OUT.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • I REALLY DON'T.

  • >> NO, OFTEN PEOPLE STAY IN

  • THERE A LITTLE LONGER, I THINK

  • BECAUSE OF THE HAMMER.

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.

  • >> OR -- I DON'T KNOW.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • MAYBE THE FOOD WAS GIVING THEM

  • PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING.

  • >> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH

  • AND IT WANT TO THROW IT AROUND?

  • >> IT'S PRETTY HEAVY.

  • ONE OF MY SONS IN PARTICULAR,

  • HE'S A BEEFY LITTLE KID PARK PA,

  • LOOK, LOOK, I CAN DO IT!

  • THE HAMMER'S GOT A FEW DENTS IN

  • IT, SCRATCHES.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THIS YOUR SON --

  • YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM VIDEO OF

  • YOUR SON.

  • >> YEAH.

  • IT'S THAT SON.

  • >> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND IF WE SHOW

  • THAT VIDEO?

  • >> SURE, YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: SO YOU SHOT THIS?

  • >> MY WIFE.

  • >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE SHOT THIS,

  • OKAY.

  • >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE

  • IT?

  • >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

  • >> THE LOLLIES ARE KEPT ABOVE

  • THE FRIDGE THERE.

  • AND HE'S 3 BY THE WAY.

  • >> Jimmy: UH-HUH.

  • WOW.

  • >> THERE HE'S LIKE, OH-OH.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • >> Jimmy: MORE OF A SPIDER-MAN

  • THAN A THOR.

  • >> YEAH, WE KEPT TRYING TO MOVE

  • ALL THE FURNITURE AWAY BECAUSE

  • HE KEPT TRYING TO PUSH IT NEXT

  • TO THE FRIDGE AND CLIMB HIS WAY

  • UP.

  • WE'D TURN AROUND, HE'D HAVE A

  • HANDFUL OF LOCALLIES.

  • >> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT YOU

  • MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.

  • IF THE LOLLIES ARE ABOVE THE

  • REFRIGERATOR, HE CAN STILL GET

  • THEM, MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.

  • >> THIS IS THE REALIZATION.

  • JUST NOTHING STOPS HIM.

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S A TWIN.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: IS HIS BROTHER LIKE

  • THAT?

  • >> NO, HIS BROTHER'S MUCH

  • SMARTER.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE ATHLETIC

  • ABILITY.

  • LIKE HIS BROTHER, WHEN HE RUNS,

  • HE LOOKS LIKE USAIN BOLT.

  • HIS BROTHER RUNS, IT'S LIKE HE'S

  • GOT FLIPPERS ON.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • IT'S SO CUTE.

  • THEY'LL BE YOU KNOW -- A PAIR?

  • THE WONDER TWINS FROM DOWN UNDER

  • OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • IT'S FUNNY, WHEN WE WERE

  • SHOOTING "AVERCHGERS," THAT SON

  • IN PARTICULAR -- THIS IS A FUNNY

  • STORY IN THE END.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • HE WAS IN THE GOLF CART.

  • IT'S A NEIGHBORHOOD YOU DRIVE

  • GOLF CARTS AROUND.

  • SON IN THE BACK SEAT, MY OTHER

  • SON AND DAUGHTER AND WIFE AND

  • THEY'RE DRIVING.

  • HE STARTED LOOKING AT THE THING.

  • ALL OF A SUDDEN DRIVING ALONG

  • HE'S LIKE, WHOO, AND LEAPS OUT

  • THE SIDE.

  • >> Jimmy: WHILE IT'S MOVING?

  • OH, BOY.

  • >> MY WIFE IS LIKE, WHAT THE

  • HELL ARE YOU DOING?

  • RUNS OVER.

  • HE'S LIKE KIND OF HALF CRYING.

  • SULKING.

  • MORE EMBARRASSED THAT HE DIDN'T

  • STICK THE LANDING.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • SHE'S LIKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

  • HE WON'T TALK.

  • SHE COMES INTO WORK.

  • I'M ON SET.

  • BRINGS HIM IN.

  • SHE'S LIKE, I'M GOING TO TAKE

  • HIM TO THE DOCTOR.

  • I'M LIKE, HE'S FINE, HE'S NOT

  • EVEN CRYING.

  • I PICK HIM UP, ARE YOU ALL

  • RIGHT?

  • A LITTLE ANGRY STILL.

  • WE GET THE SET NURSE TO COME

  • OVER.

  • IT'S NOT BROKEN, HE'S FINE, HE'S

  • NOT EVEN CRYING, BUT TAKE HIM

  • ANYWAY.

  • I'M LIKE, OH, GREAT.

  • MY WIFE TAKES HIM OFF TO THE

  • DOCTOR.

  • AND THE DOCTOR'S LIKE, IT CAN'T

  • BE BROKEN, I'LL GET AN X-RAY.

  • HE GETS THE X-RAY, OH MY GOD,

  • IT'S A REALLY BAD FRACTURE

  • THROUGH HIS FEMUR AND IT'S CLOSE

  • TO BREAKING ALL THE WAY THROUGH,

  • WE HAVE TO RUSH HIM TO HOSPITAL,

  • PUT HIM IN A CAST, AND THE WHOLE

  • TIME HE'S JUST, AS I SAID, MORE

  • ANGRY THAT HE DIDN'T LAND ON HIS

  • FEET.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S A TOUGH KID.

  • >> FOUR WEEKS GO BY --

  • >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD FIRE THAT

  • SET NURSE, TOO.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> I SHOULD FIRE MYSELF.

  • FOUR WEEK GOT BY, HE GETS THE

  • CAST OFF.

  • I'M COOKING DINNER AND HE'S ON

  • THE BENCH LIKE, PAPA, LOOK, MY

  • LEG'S BETTER.

  • I WENT NO!

  • HE LEAPS OFF THE BENCH.

  • PERFECT LANDING.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE THOSE

  • BUBBLES.

  • THEY'RE LIKE A BIG PLASTIC

  • BUBBLE.

  • I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT A

  • KID IN THERE AND KEEP HIM IN IT

  • TILL HIGH SCHOOL.

  • >> I THINK HIS SIBLINGSNY

  • RESERVE NEED THOSE AS

  • PROTECTION.

  • >> Jimmy: TO BE PROTECTED FROM

  • HIM.

  • THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

  • YEAH, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING

  • LIKE THAT IN OUR FAMILY, NOBODY

  • WAS TOUGH, NO.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME

  • FROM.

  • >> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU DON'T.

  • WERE YOU LIKE THAT WHEN YOU WERE

  • A KID, ROUGH AND TUMBLE LITTLE

  • BOY?

  • >> YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: SWIM WITH THE SHARKS

  • AND STUFF LIKE THAT, RIGHT?

  • >> I MEAN, WE SURF.

  • THE SHARKS ARE THERE.

  • >> Jimmy: AND THERE'S SHARK IN

  • THE WATER, YEAH.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED SWIMMING

  • WITH SHARKS.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> WE'RE NOT CHUMMING THE WATER

  • WITH DEAD FISH AND THEN COME AT

  • US.

  • >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT

  • WELCOMING THEM, BUT THEY ARE

  • THERE.

  • >> THEY ARE THERE.

  • ESPECIALLY WHERE WE LIVE.

  • >> Jimmy: DO THE KIDS GO OUT IN

  • THE WATER WITH THE SHARKS?

  • >> YEAH, THEY -- THEY LOVE

  • SWIMMING ON THE BEACH.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHY YOU HAD

  • TWINS, IN CASE ONE OF THEM

  • DOES --

  • [ AUDIENCE GROANING ]