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  • - Well you guys look super miserable vacationing without me.

  • - Oh really? Cuz uh, we're having a blast

  • I don't know what you think you thought you saw girl.

  • - Quinta!

  • - Okay I'm sorry Ash of course we would be having more

  • fun if you were here you know that

  • - We miss you

  • - Yeah

  • - Yeah it sucks you have to babysit your cousin.

  • - Yeah

  • - Normally I'd love an excuse to stay home but

  • in this case it kinda sucks.

  • - Yeah - Yeah why didn't your mom and

  • aunt bring you on the cruise?

  • - I hate boats

  • (Nautical jingle) I don't trust it.

  • Plus I haven't hung out with her in years.

  • I'm excited to hang.

  • - Alright well um our surf lesson is about to start.

  • - Alright bye girl love you - We have to go we have to

  • go love you bye (blows kiss)

  • - Oh okay okay bye love you guys

  • send pictures. Bye.

  • (sighs)

  • - Um, you can sleep on the couch it's

  • super comfortable.

  • Or I have got an air matress.

  • - Wait how old did you think I was?

  • - 12...

  • 13...

  • Mature for your age.

  • - I'm 16.

  • - Oh, damn Gina.

  • - Who's Gina?

  • - Oh my god.

  • (Drum beat)

  • - Hey!

  • - Wanna order a pizza?

  • - Sure, pepperoni?

  • - Oh, yeah! Okay yeah,

  • Let me get my laptop

  • Should be around here--

  • - Ordered.

  • - What?

  • - Pizzapp, It's the new pizza app.

  • - Oh yeah, totally

  • I just downloaded GrubHub.

  • - Oh.

  • - Yep. (Sudden bang)

  • - What the?

  • Oh, uh it's just the newspaper

  • the new newspaper boy is always late.

  • - Wait, you get real newspaper?

  • - Oh, uh yeah but I got it

  • the old fashioned way you know

  • got goaded into it by a kid selling door to door.

  • - Ah.

  • - Yeah.

  • It's pretty cool.

  • Words, printed.

  • (folk music)

  • Oh, is this yesterday's?

  • Diego! You hit me in the face with a paper.

  • - That's hilarious.

  • Also sorry.

  • - Haha! I got it on snap.

  • - What?

  • - What's your snap?

  • I wanna see it.

  • - Followed.

  • - Cool

  • - Wait, I wanna see, what are you guys looking at?

  • - Diego! You hit me in the face with a paper

  • Whoa, how'd you zoom in?

  • Oh,

  • kidding, I've zoomed

  • Obviously, know how to zoom.

  • Oh I can.

  • - Hey Diego!

  • Hey I think you missed my house

  • - Oh sorry.

  • - Hi!

  • - Avery!

  • - Diego, come on!

  • Work with me Diego

  • I got it.

  • Kids these days.

  • - Thanks Ashley

  • - No worries.

  • - Thanks

  • - Bye dude

  • - Later, bro.

  • - Bye, soldier

  • - Aye aye, captian

  • (laughing)

  • - What?

  • Zoom, classic.

  • That's a classic snap chat move.

  • - I should probably get heading out

  • I still have five blocks to go.

  • - Diego, the paper was supposed to be here like

  • 12 hours ago, as a person

  • you're really top notch, but

  • as a paper boy, you kinda suck.

  • - Okay you know the paper's not even the priority anyways

  • I'm currently mapping the fastest bike routes for the

  • new app I'm developing.

  • - Cool.

  • - Why are you even delivering paper then?

  • - Later.

  • - Later.

  • - Diego, I asked you a question

  • Izzy it's important for responsibilities sake.

  • Siri, how do you zoom in on Snapchat?

  • No one listens to me around here.

  • (playful music)

  • - I can't believe you bought me dolls.

  • - I forgot you grew up.

  • - Dolls are such a controversial gift.

  • - I got you Legos too

  • - Yeah but still.

  • - Okay, what toy was I supposed to get you?

  • - Nothing, I'm 16.

  • - Okay, okay, fair.

  • - That's what sucks about millennials, you guys

  • don't even know how ignorant you can be.

  • - You did not even know who Martin Lawrence was.

  • (rodent squeaks)

  • Did you?

  • (rodent squeaks)

  • Guess I'll go peek inside the vent.

  • - No!

  • - What? Why not?

  • - Those are like famous last words.

  • - What kind of garbage movies are you watching where

  • someone's last words were

  • "Well, guess I'll go peek inside the vent"?

  • I'mma go peek inside the vent.

  • I don't see anything.

  • What are you doing?

  • - Soundzimming the noise.

  • It's a didelphis, otherwise known as an American possum.

  • - Oh man!

  • (possum roars) (Ashly screams)

  • (Izzy screams) (both screaming)

  • Run!

  • - [Both] The pizza!

  • - Problem solved.

  • - Yeah what are we going to do about the possums though?

  • - Oh yeah.

  • Yeah, absolutely.

  • Thanks Pam. Okay.

  • Yep. See you in the morning.

  • They can't get the possums until tomorrow morning.

  • - What?

  • - I know.

  • But it's the only place that promised they

  • wouldn't kill them.

  • - What are we going to do?

  • - Sleep in the car?

  • - With what pillows and blankets?

  • - I was kinda hoping you'd have a

  • pillow delivery app.

  • - No

  • - You sure?

  • - I don't have a pillow delivery app that would be

  • a terrible app.

  • - That would be a great app,

  • and super helpful right now

  • - Yeah, like someone is going to gain any success

  • in Silicon Valley based purely off this one instance.

  • - Pillows go flat all the time!

  • Okay, people don't talk about it but they do.

  • Also if you have a guest over and you need an extra pillow

  • Boom! Pillow app.

  • - Great pitch.

  • - Needs some work.

  • - A lot.

  • - You know what, if I had a pillow app

  • I wouldn't have to do this.

  • Talley Ho!

  • (epic music)

  • - No!

  • - Ah! Oh my god I feel so alive!

  • - That was nuts!

  • - Woo feels like Christmas morning

  • and I just opened 27 presents.

  • - Give me the pillow

  • - Bam bam bam (horn honking)

  • (snoring)

  • (knocking)

  • - Hi!

  • - Oh hey.

  • - Animal control is on the front porch looking for you

  • - Great.

  • - What?

  • - Okay

  • - Okay, bye.

  • - Bye, thank you so much oh my god.

  • - Thanks Pam, see you next time.

  • - Great, my phone died.

  • - Hey, wanna play a game?

  • - My phone died

  • - Pick a color.

  • - Yellow.

  • - Y-E-L-L-O-W.

  • - Five.

  • - Five.

  • - You'll enjoy a warm cup of soup one day.

  • - That's barely a fortune.

  • - I don't make the rules.

  • - Yes you literally do, do it again.

  • - Oh, okay,

  • Color?

  • - Purple.

  • - P-U-R-P-L-E

  • (both laughing)

  • - Two.

  • - Two.

  • - Your mom.

  • It was a joke.

  • Cuz, your mom's my aunt.

  • You're gunna die one day?

  • What?

  • Who wrote this?

  • Who wrote this?

  • (upbeat piano)

  • It's fine, I don't need any help

  • - Sorry

  • - Thanks

  • - Hey, can you show me how to make that?

  • - This? The fortune teller?

  • - Yeah

  • - Oh yeah, totally.

  • - Cool.

  • - Cool.

  • - Izzy have you ever played mash?

  • Be on the look out for this one

  • She's only looking to have fun

  • (upbeat music)

- Well you guys look super miserable vacationing without me.

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    Ka Ki Wong posted on 2018/10/07
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