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  • >> Good morning, Mrs. June.

  • >> What's wrong with you all?

  • Never eat breakfast, is it?

  • One more time with energy.

  • >> Good Morning, Mrs. June.

  • >> Is that the best you've got?

  • One more time!

  • >> GOOD MORNING, MRS. JUNE!

  • >> Slightly better.

  • Sit down.

  • THE BIASED TEACHER

  • >> So class, if you have any further questions,

  • please don't be afraid to ask.

  • I always encourage my students to be inquisitive.

  • >> Mrs. June, I have a question.

  • If speed equals distance over time,

  • does it mean time equals distance over speed?

  • >> Why can't you just Google that yourself?

  • Ask stupid questions.

  • >> Teacher, I have a question.

  • Can I go to the toilet?

  • >> Great question! Sure!

  • >> Can I bring Denise?

  • >> Sure!

  • >> Anyone else has any good questions?

  • >> Teacher, about question 2a.

  • >> Do I look like wikipedia to you?

  • Anyone else has any good questions?

  • THE SICK AND TIRED OF IT ALL TEACHER

  • >> Good morning.

  • >> Today, we're going to watch a video on photosynthesis.

  • >> But we have been watching videos the whole week.

  • Our exams is coming soon.

  • >> Yes, teacher.

  • By the way, have you finished marking our homework?

  • >> Wait. After the video.

  • Okay. Thanks class.

  • THE BIMBOTIC TEACHER

  • >> Okay class.

  • So, we have finally come to the chapter that everyone is looking forward to.

  • Human reproduction!

  • Yes!

  • So, I'm going to show you a picture of the male reproductive system!

  • Uh, I don't remember it looking like this.

  • You know what? Guys, just do some silent reading.

  • THE LOST TEACHER

  • >> Good morning, class.

  • We will be practicing our oral because there is an exam next tuesday.

  • Come.

  • Let's flip our textbook to page 7.

  • Oral Reading.

  • Let's read together.

  • Start!

  • >> Excuse me Teacher.

  • Who are you?

  • >> So sorry. Wrong class.

  • THE HUNGOVER TEACHER

  • >> Alright guys. Sorry I'm late.

  • Alright, let's get straight into it.

  • Bar graphs.

  • Today we are going to learn about bar graphs, okay?

  • So, when you present your bar graphs,

  • this is exactly how I want you to do it.

  • Understand everyone?

  • Does anyone have water?

  • Wavelengths.

  • This is the amplitude,

  • and these are the breast.

  • I mean the crest. The crest.

  • Is it supposed to be on top?

  • Types of bees.

  • Now of course, we have the honey bee,

  • we have the bumblebee,

  • and most importantly we have the boo bees.

  • These are the most dangerous species of bees,

  • and they usually travel in pairs.

  • So now, does anyone want to watch a video about boo bees?

  • >> Me!

  • >> Alright.

  • THE UNHYGENIC TEACHER

  • >> Good morning class.

  • Why you all not greeting?

  • >> Teacher.

  • >> Hmm?

  • Thank you.

  • Have you all done your homework already?

  • Wah! That's a big one.

  • How is it going?

  • Need help with your work?

  • Can ah?

  • THE HOMEWORK TEACHER

  • >> So class, I have a little bit of homework for you guys during the weekend.

  • Not much, just a little bit.

  • Complete page 16 to 74,

  • and hand it first thing on Monday.

  • Have a good weekend!

  • THE OVER-TIME TEACHER

  • So, if Debbie's speed is 50 km/hr,

  • how long will she take to cover the entire distance?

  • No, no, no, class, no, no, sit down first.

  • We still have to finish this chapter, okay?

  • We are not done yet.

  • >> Teacher. But some of us need to leave.

  • Kiara. That is very disappointing, okay?

  • >> How do you think you'll get far in life with this kind of attitude?

  • >> It's just that we have remedial lessons.

  • >> So, you think another teacher deserves more time than me?

  • You think another teacher deserves more respect than me?

  • You think my lesson is not in important, is it?

  • Detention for you.

  • THE SUPER STRICT TEACHER

  • >> Mr. Muthu Raja?

  • >> Yeah?

  • >> Can I go to the toilet?

  • >> No!

  • >> Wait. Why?

  • >> Because you already went!

  • >> When?

  • >> Yesterday!

  • >> But I really need to pee now.

  • THE BORING TEACHER

  • >> So, today's topic is gonna be Communication and Technology.

  • >> Teacher! I like technology.

  • >> I'd like you to sit down.

  • Please don't do that again.

  • Anyway, see, technology keeps us closer together.

  • Get connected from different parts of the world with our loved ones.

  • >> Mr. Papadum. How did you and your wife meet?

  • >> Me and my wife meet?

  • I am glad that you asked.

  • You see, I will draw you my map.

  • Uh most of you guys have met all of your loved ones through marriage.

  • but we lived happily ever after.

  • So that was the story of me meeting my wife.

  • Where is everybody?

  • Why are you still here?

  • >> Because I love technology.

  • >> I understand now why you're still here.

  • Your friends should have just fetch you.

  • Why are you still here?

  • Do you mind leaving the classroom too?

  • I leave the classroom.

  • Continue dancing. Don't stop. Very good.

  • [Music]

>> Good morning, Mrs. June.

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