Name: Funniest Auditions on X Factor UK | Vol.1
Uploaded: 2018-09-14T12:18:01.000Z
Duration: 26 min 46 s
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you've got no stock quality about you
there's no charisma no charisma

Past simple

oh I'm the type of boy who's always on
the run no what did your girlfriend do

Adverbs of frequency

what they do that sometimes she said
nothing

sometimes when you get spot-on she joins
in yeah then I can do where he found us

believe it there's nothing to wear I
believe I can fly I believe I can touch

the sky ank you thank you
you came in you called yourself

Champaign you sounded like house wine I
mean that sort of sums up the

performance there you are that's the
problem could you take the glasses off

so we can see what you're all about
that's better you know there's no point

are sitting here pretending that someone
who is a bad sound-alike is gonna do

well that's the reality it's a penny
because the image is really good it

looks like he's works in a poultry
factory he's got two pairs of sunglasses

and a plastic microphone how could you
say the English in which is good what

it's different it's goofy looks like the
deli counter it's saying happy

solutely well that's not it wait no no
honestly champagne it's not good enough

Oh sink champagne champagne champagne
we're gonna say no Oh sweetie

okay Louie yes or no champagne please
yeah that's a pain please okay you're

not gonna change my mind
champagne champagne

real MooMoo Oh in BO it oh and boy it Oh
in boin boin boin boin boin boin a

window a window with Joe and go if I win
the winter window and lo in my with a

window and a window in a window a window
a window

ah with no info window info member with
no window with the window with a window

in a window ye worst group we've ever
had holy soul man so this is never

happened before oh you big thumbs up for
ian's this is my message with my stand

over there sweetheart you run a watch a
really fun song about living Walsh I

presume you're not very busy
come on I got a mystic clear this up so

I guess is it popular it is yeah got 45
members at the moment all pulsing

regular segment yeah but was like eight
sires and hits on the website 45 members

how are you been running for only you
yeah almost are you yeah a minute that's

that's for mum
yeah guys you have to get some help in

can I do this poem this poem is for you
Louie

no one can understand I want you on a
Saturday I long to touch your hand I

want to stroke your Irish smile I want
to comb your hair I'm screaming at the

right okay so what are you gonna sing -
Louie I'm gonna sing my heart will go on

by Celine Dion this is just for you look
okay well we'll just take a step up on

this one yeah I think we should really
let Louie Heavy's moment you don't mind

thank you like no
defusion say off you go

every night in
my dreams I see you I feel you that is

how I know you go on once more you open
the door and you're here in my heart and

my heart will go on then Oh Vicki that
was very very good very difficult song

to sing and you did a very very well I
think you're saying from the heart I

don't know where my fellow judges occur
you're totally big I thought you were

very very good thanks man
I'm at so much let me yes or no oh

Simon Sheeran any comment any columns no
it's your call little baby this is on

your shoulders because this is for you
Louis we wouldn't want to steal it from

me well Vicki you're through to the next
round

so congratulations okay another hug
hello stand on the eggs please your name

is Debbie Stephens a Debbie why are you
here today because I've got the X Factor

I know I can win and I've just got it
Lily yeah how good are you I'm amazing

so Debra what are you gonna sing I'm
gonna see when you believe by Whitney's

to Mariah Carey okay
great song there can be miracles when

you believe though hope is frail it's
hard to kill who knows what miracles we

can achieve when you believe somehow you
will you will when you believe Thank You

Debra what she does good um your voice
is okay you've got no star quality about

you there's no charisma no charisma
yeah I agree was Sharon a bit pub singer

ish I thought really yeah I felt your
confidence was slightly deluded

Debra the reality is you're not very
good now you know what you were the

whimper one person I didn't want to see
today because I really want to slap you

now but you are not a good suit I'm not
a good singer that is why I've been a

singers into a six-year-old and everyone
I've ever met people who don't even like

me have come up to me and tell me I've
got an amazing voice you can't bloody

see me I don't want to be a saint I
don't really care what you think you

can't sing you have no talent
get out all right Louis yes or no

absolutely 100% rubbish she's got a
really bad attitude I think it will

never be a star in the music that I did
not like that I'll never be a star I'm

already successful ever ever
Sharon decides to remove her from the

room but Deb is not finished yet I
really want to throw your water on it

Debbie storms back in new he sees what's
coming I saw it coming

I saw that car my mum she what she was
going to do to me

you sure what overcommit yes before she
did it to me he's still not supposed to

do that you can't throw water over the
singer she was doing it to me she didn't

use her over her she was doing to me no
no no that dreams are hard to follow but

don't let anyone tell them more
yeah hold oh and there will be tomorrow

in time you'll find all so sharply I've
gotta stop this it is so way off way off

Mariah Carey it is my voice is what the
wine but now you did you need a help

line when I am down and oh my soul so
weary when troubles come my burdened be

I am still
away you raise me up so I can stand on

mountains you raise me up to walk on
stormy seas I am strong when I am on

you raise me up so I can stand on
mountains you raise me up to walk on

stormy sea raise me up to more than I
can be you raise me up so I can stand on

mountains you raise me up to more than I
can be

thank you we want a second song no no no
no no Excel you is a sleeping aid I've

never heard anything more boring in my
life okay how are you fine fine

Warren yeah all right Warren okay hope
you get like a tight rope we have had

read your name across the sky I'm going
crazy just to let you know you'd be

amazed how much I love you so long baby
when you get your hands on me I won't

let go this time
I know it's for real I don't actually

have another song pit but gobo
we won't encourage it by the look in

your eye I can tell you're gonna cry
is it over me if it is save your tears

for I'm not worth it you see for I'm the
type of boy who's always on the run know

wherever I lay my hat that's my home I'm
telling you that's my home

good well that's the worst we've had
today can I just ask you one question

David who was the person that told you
you could sing some somebody works homie

I've got a good voice
was it a bloke yes it's whining you are

hi guys hi are you Jill
if you don't they come in I load off and

I'll never get me communal oh this is
your daughter-in-law oh you don't think

oh nothing
no no and who goes Lorraine this is your

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