Then I've already seen this one!

Are you through with that?

Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Whose little ball of paper is this?!

Oh, uh, that would be mine.

See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...

...now I wish I was dead.

She's already fluffed that pillow...

Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that...but, it's fine!

Look, I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica- Hi!

Um, Monica, you're scaring me.

I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.

And not-not in a good way.

Yeah, calm down.

You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.

Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!

What?

Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!

Eeaagh!