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  • -Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • #MyWeirdTeacher stories from you guys.

  • Here we go. The first one is from @Steve-Shu.

  • He says, "The day after we turned in drafts

  • of our term papers, the professor wore all black

  • to signify his disappointment in our work."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -He had to tell them, too.

  • Wouldn't figure that one out for yourself.

  • -I'm mourning the loss of your grades, yeah.

  • This one is from @JonBalun.

  • He said, "My teacher moved his left hand in circles

  • as he erased the board with his right hand

  • so he would build the muscles evenly."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Wax on, wax off.

  • -Miyagi. Miyagi, yeah.

  • This one is from @tinagibala.

  • She says, "My homeroom teacher kept a list on the chalkboard

  • of people who needed prom dates."

  • -Aw. [ Audience aws ]

  • [ Applause ] Oh.

  • Tina?

  • You and Gary. -Derek's been up here for --

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • For three weeks now. So anyone wants -- Anyone.

  • You know anyone who wants to go with Derek, or any --

  • Do you have any pets at home that could maybe go with Derek?

  • Just so he doesn't go alone.

  • This one is from @leighlo-maria.

  • She said, "My biology teacher handed us back

  • our graded homework. Every paper was maroon.

  • She apparently spilled a bottle of red wine."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Yoinks!

  • [ Pop ]

  • -This one's from @Corcorcoran2.

  • He says, "If it was your birthday, my teacher would draw

  • a cake on the board and ask you to blow out the candles.

  • You just had to stand there and blow on the chalkboard

  • until he said the candles went out."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Not yet! -Not yet!

  • -Not yet, keep going. [ Laughs ]

  • -Not yet! -[ Fake crying ]

  • -Okay. Oh, they're trick candles, they're back on again.

  • What's your problem, dude?

  • -I'm in charge! -[ Laughing ] Yeah.

  • I'm the boss, get it?

  • This one's from @HBP-ALWAYS98.

  • She says, "Whenever I ask my teacher what we're doing today,

  • she says, 'working hard and suffering greatly,

  • because life is pain.'"

  • -Oh. [ Applause ]

  • Wow! -[ Laughs ]

  • This one's from @mac-ken-cheese.

  • -Oh, nice. -I get it.

  • Not bad. Mac n' cheese.

  • -Mac n' cheese. -Mac Ken Cheese.

  • -Nice one. -That's a nice one.

  • -Yeah.

  • -mac-ken-cheese.

  • She says, "My chemistry teacher had a taxidermied armadillo

  • in the classroom. For a while, it wore a party hat

  • and it was called The Partydillo."

  • [ Laughter ] -Yeah!

  • -Whoop whoop whoop!

  • -Partydillo! -Byeh, byeh, byeh, byeh!

  • -Raise the roof, Derek!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -The armadillo said that? -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -This is from @RaskolnikovsAxe.

  • -Ooh, deep.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • A little crime and punishment.

  • Derek.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • -He says, "At the end of a test period,

  • our science teacher would respond to our

  • 'one more sec, one more sec!' with 'no more secs!'"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "No more secs in this classroom!"

  • [ Applause ]

  • I'm talking to you, Derek.

  • -Yeah.

  • This last one's from @TheDonald-Stump.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • He says, "My teacher would tell us to work hard in math

  • and science classes, otherwise we'd end up

  • as a gym teacher. He was also the gym teacher."

  • -Oh! -There you go.

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