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  • [snoring]

  • [Ian] SHUT UP!

  • Help..

  • The hell..?

  • Very sick...

  • Haven't slept in days...

  • Too weak to go on..!

  • I think I got just what you need.

  • [whistling]

  • My grandpa gave me his old sleeping pills at his will when he died.

  • He said...

  • ...what did he say again?

  • These pills are very dangerous, so don't ever use them, dummy!

  • Uh..

  • He said they work GREAT!

  • Cool!

  • Sleeping time, here I come!

  • Damn it, stop pooping everywhere!

  • Aw, yeah!

  • Wood is so hard!

  • Yeah, big long strokes!

  • Aw, feelin' the wood with my ass!

  • [coughing]

  • Hey Ian, can you keep your chicken choking session down in there?!

  • Yeah... that's right! Do it like a beaver!

  • That's it.

  • If you don't stop-

  • The hell are you doing?!

  • Hellooooooooooooooo?

  • WAKE UP!

  • [slap]

  • Alright..

  • Desperate times come for desperate measures.

  • [intense rock music]

  • [puny fart]

  • [sniff]

  • [coughing]

  • What the hell, man?!

  • Well sorry, you're making weird stuff in your sleep!

  • What is this thing anyway?!

  • I don't know, I think it's a bread box.

  • What, what?

  • Why would bread need a box, that's stupid!

  • It says right here: "Side effects include doing hobbies in your sleep."

  • Yeah, you probably shouldn't take these anymore!

  • Yeah, alright..

  • And toss this crap in the garbage!

  • Okay.

  • This is the ugliest thing ever!

  • Great golly gooba!

  • Look at this masterpiece!

  • The craftsmanship is exquisite!

  • I've been looking for one all my life!

  • Will you take 500 American?

  • Uh...

  • Ok... 5,000!

  • Ok!

  • Oh yeah!

  • That's some goooood wood!

  • You can give me more of this stuff, right?

  • Umm... yeah!

  • I can hook you up, man!

  • Excellent!

  • [Music]

  • [maniacal laughter]

  • What the hell, man-

  • Woo, money angels, woo!

  • Hey man, this might sound kind of weird, but..

  • ..have you been drugging me?

  • Uh..

  • No!

  • Okay, so why am I always waking up covered in wood shavings?

  • I don't know, the Wood Fairy?

  • Okay, okay, well then how about you explain..

  • ...this?

  • Okay, so maybe I've been drugging you so you would carve wood and things at night that I can sell to some creepy guy for money.

  • You're going to kill me now?

  • [laughter]

  • Of course not, man! I don't believe in revenge!

  • So, you're really not mad at me?

  • No way, man! In fact, I made you this glass of OJ to help you feel better!

  • Mmm... you know I love orange liquid!

  • Drink up!

  • Ugh, sure is pulpy!

  • What's your hobby gonna be, Anthony?

  • [maniacal laughter]

  • Yeah, holla holla!

  • Yeah... you know you love it when I work that pole...

  • Yes! Oh! It's made of good, solid, hard wood!

  • Yeah, keep dancing, Anthony, you're making me rich!

  • *screaming*

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[snoring]

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