Name: Finale - Yappie - Ep 5
Uploaded: 2018-08-03T21:45:34.000Z
Duration: 17 min 4 s
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You're gonna workout or just take pictures. - Hey, I need a new tinder profile pic.

Girls don't swipe on Asians unless they have abs

Are my pecs uneven? - What are you talking about.

Yeah. Yeah, look. See, my nipples aren't aligned.

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Hey, like what you see?

Sorry, we're just really good friends. Ugh, you're that guy at the gym, man. - Don't be jealous.

Anyway, what's this I hear about you, uh, seeing a new girl? How come we don't know about it yet?

I don't know. I just, you know, wasn't sure where it was going at first and wanted to make sure I had the right intentions.

Right intentions? Bro, you think way too much all right. I once dated a girl just for her Amazon Prime account.

Anyways, the dating apps kind of left a bad taste in my mouth.

I didn't want to jump into something just for the sake of getting a win, you know?

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Imaginary? A flat earther? What? - No, she's black. Well half black half Japanese.

Oh, blasian! That's awesome dude. Wait, how'd you guys match? - Well, first of all, it wasn't on an app, okay.

It was through my cousin's dance classes. - Oh

Yeah, I was gonna ask. Since when do you ever even hang out with black people? - That's true...

Why don't we have black friends? - I mean we have some coworkers. Yeah, but we don't ever hang out with them.

Maybe we should. I mean, we're kind of in our own little bubble.

I mean, I don't think groups of white people or black people feel guilty for only hanging out with themselves.

Why should we feel bad for having similar backgrounds and interests right? - I mean you never know.

Maybe there are groups that are thinking, "we need more Asian friends."

Kind of like Tinder, but for groups of friends seeking diversity in their circles. It could be called Token.

Hey, so uh, when are we going to meet this girl?

I don't know. I think it's a little too early.

What you think we're gonna be weird or something? - I mean look how we treat Brett

Hey, we treat Brett the way we do because he's Brett, not because he's white.

Well speaking of white bring an option next time. This was really embarrassing.

Wait, you don't like matching gym selfies?

Okay Kaleena, so tell us: how did you know that Andrew first liked you?

I knew for sure he liked me when he came in my class the third time.

Okay what? - Yeah, all the other kids just get dropped off or picked up outside

You came into the studio to make small talk again.

Terrible. - That's like the real-life equivalent of sliding into the DMs.

[gasp] Oh my god, it is more beautiful than I remember. Wait, you know shaved ice?

What you guys thought because I'm black I wouldn't know about shaved ice?

Okay, okay, but I have to ask: what did all of you think when Andrew said he was dating a black girl?

I'll admit it. I thought you had yellow fever.

I'm like this girl's got to be like a weeaboo or in a kpop or something.

Oh, weea... I don't know what that is, and I wouldn't say I'm into kpop, but I do think BTS is cool!

And if you ever want to learn one of their routines for me...

No, okay, please let's change the subject. - Okay

well, I was just shocked that Andrew even had the guts to ask you out in the first place.

Or he just watched Romeo Must Die one too many times.

Okay, you wish you Aaliyah. - Oh so you think you're Jet Li? [laughing]

Hey, that was really fun, thanks for introducing me to your friends. - Yeah, of course

I actually was a little nervous at first because we like never hang out with anyone who's not Asian, but you did great.

Second I'm still half. I got my Asian card. - Okay. Hey actually now that you've met my friends

You really want to? - Are you embarrassed? - No, not at all. I mean they all know about you, so. - So...

Well, you literally just said you don't hang around anyone but Asians, and now you want to hang out with what, like five

thousand percent more black people than you hung out this whole entire year?

Okay, first of all, five thousand percent of zero is still zero, so your arguments flawed.

And I think you should have a little bit more faith in me and your friends. We might actually have a lot in common

Your doubt is kind of reinforcing the divide that innately exists between our two cultures and communities.

I mean just because I don't have any black friends, that's not a reason to keep us apart.

I mean shouldn't be taking every opportunity to

share and learn about each other's cultures?

Hmm, I like it when you talk all progressive like that. - Oh yeah? - Yeah.

Tax credits for renewable energy companies. - Yes. - Yeah.

Yeah. - It's okay, Gabby is your college friend.

Yeah, and she just finished... - Nursing school.

Here we go. - You are tripping about this way more than you need to be Kalina. - Okay, sorry.

Ready? Yes. I listened to J Cole's new album and I watched the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop, okay.

Andrew, this is my cousin. - Hi, I'm Dante. - Nice to meet you. - Boyfriend? - Yep. - Good luck with this one! - Shut up.

Hey, how are you! Nice to see you! Gabby!

Glad you can make it! - Of course, this is...  - Andrew. Nice to finally meet you. You too! And also

congratulations on finishing your program! One of my good friends also did nursing so,

I know how hard it can be. - Aw, thank you!

I'm gonna go put these in the fridge. - Okay. See you in a minute.

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Finale - Yappie - Ep 5

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