Do you know how to set up your apaatomento?

Watch this easy guide, and I'll tell you how!

Ugh. Stupid foreigner can't even use a f****** bathroom.

What?

Welcome to your new Japanese basurumu!

Your basurumu may look like this.

Or, if you're poor person

your tub, sink, and toilet will be all in same room.

Why is there a mirror in here? Won't it just get foggy?

HA HA GAIJIN-SAN

Buy kumoridome sponge and use on clean mirror.

Now when mirror is foggy, just splash with water.

Congratulations!

Now you see body while you shower!

Never mind.

Do not use sponge.

Now you're in Japan.

When you finish shower, you go in tub to relax.

I don't need to use the tub.

They get really dirty and it's really hard to scrub clean.

ONLY BARBARIAN BATHE IN DIRTY TUB.

IN JAPAN WE CLEAN TUB EVERY NIGHT.

Every night?!

PAY ATTENTION

First.

Spray the tub with water.

Second.

Spray with cleaner!

Third.

Scrub with sponge on stick

and rinse all through!

You do this every night?

YES.

Here in Japan we do this EVERY NIGHT.

It take 30 seconds and you will never have to scrub your tub again.

And you can sit in CLEAN WATER

instead of bathing with DEAD SKIN and OIL

Shirobuta

Okay...

Once your tub is clean

put the stopper in,

set your water height,

and temperature

and you can fill the tub now.

Or wait until later and use your remote panel in kitchen

to start filling the tub.

"Filling with hot water now!"

Why are there slits on the side?

Won't stuff go down it and make it dirty under the tub?

Don't you think we planned for that?

If your tub is designed like this,

you can take off the front panel to access inside for cleaning.

Thank you for asking!

Japan is having many earthquakes.

You must prevent your furniture from falling and killing you.

We have many product to make your apartment safe.

For your tall furniture we have taishin poru

Simply stretch them to ceiling and tighten.

For heavy object that too short for poru,

we have very sticky pad.

It's very, very sticky.

Put under things like refrigerator

and your precious television

Now in earthquake your things be less broken

and you have less chance to die.

That's too bad.

Ooh, I love tatami! It's so pretty!

STUPID FOREIGNER

Do you even know how mendokusai is tatami?!

Tatami is made of dry igusa, which is like straw.

Many apartment still have tatami. We use as bedroom.

Before you lay bed on tatami,

you must lay moisture sheet to prevent mold growing.

It's so delicate.

You must never walk on top with shoes,

put heavy furniture,

or spill,

or it become

DESTROY

If you spill on tatami like soy sauce or coffee,

you must immediately absorb with flour to prevent staining.

Then, vacuum!

It's VERY EFFECTIVE.

Step 2.

Hide stain by turning tatami upside down.

Step 3.

Give up.

Congratulations!

YOU RUINED TATAMI FOREVER.

Now you know basic apartment setting up.

In next guide,

I will teach you how to put up products for kitchen.

Where are you going?! Bring it back!

It's gonna get stuck to your mouth.

Why are you licking it?! EWW!

He's licking it!

I have to use that!

Okay. Stay.

Ow.

Ow.

This is not how the real earthquake goes.

You don't fall down like that.

How many times do I have to do this? It hurts!

Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how.

I'll tell you HOW.

Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how.

I'll tell you HOW!

I'll tell you how?

I'll tell you HOW!

I honestly cannot tell the difference so I don't know.

I'll tell you how.

Higher.

I'll tell you HOW!

Yeah.