Name: THIS IS ART | Passpartout
Uploaded: 2018-07-24T03:46:30.000Z
Duration: 16 min 4 s
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Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to pass-part-out.

Now I know that's not how you pronounce it,

Sentences with advanced comparative

but being an ignorant American that's as best as I can do, and if you've seen my "Markiplier Makes: Art" video,

you know I don't do a French accent very well,

so I'm going to just continue this without offending as many people as possible.

And then I'm going to offend people with my art instead!

Which is a more.. profitable measure, because that's what I'm hopefully going to be doing here. "Act 1: New

What lovely place in the back alley of Pah-ree... (Paris)

That wasn't even close... Again, thought I should warn myself not to try a French accent.

Click the easel to start painting... Ah! Of course.

Ohh, *blows a kiss* I wonder how my art is going to be. Well first, let's just wash this out, oh!

Now let me get something that's gonna actually represent my soul here...

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-that's a nice circle there, mark-

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Okay, all right. I think we're forming something good here.

Ahh! A thing of beauty. I call this "Red Man in the Eye," I think it's beautiful.

Speaks to my soul right now. I'll just place that right there, alright, "Red Man in the Eye."

Hey, anybody want to buy "Red Man in the Eye?"

in the Eye... HEY, 'scuse me! You with the baguette! Get the FUCK over here and buy my art! HEY ASSHOLE, where you even going!?

Why you standing in the corner over there!? What was even the point of this adventure!? You gonna buy my art or what?!

HO-HO, original-light! (Ignorant American again, Mark)

13 euros or 19 euros. "Red..." Oh I better start painting, these guys are going like hotcakes!

Yeah, okay, alright. I think I like it. I like where this is going. I can really feel this one..

I really see how this one's taking shape.

Happy Little Accidents! Okay. alright. This one's called "Red Man Getting Closer" *types* Red Man Getting Closer.

Oh yeah, oh, this is art right now. Oh keep track of my cash flow?? Well I don't know if I have any... Oooh!

WHY DO I NEED TO SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON BAGUETTES!?!? Ooh shit!

Too dull?! You're too dull, with your spiky hair and your.. "ARGH" shirt.. and your rain boots!

It's not even raining you stupid idiot! With your big ol' hoop earrings! Oh, you fucking loser with your chains!

What'dya got a wallet chain? Why don't you go buy my shit, okay?

Like it so far. Like it. TOO DULL!? TOO DULL!? Are you kidding me!?!

Oh, this is perfection right here! This is perfection! You see what I'm going for here,

everybody trying to speak to the inner workings of my soul. OO, fresh like a morning bag--EIGHT?

EIGHT? Well baguette man's my best customer here so. *types* "Red Man Sees You" Red Man Getting Closer sold for nine dollars.

That guy is gonna be fuckin' POSSESSED by the end of this game. That guy doesn't even know what's about to happen to him.

Alright I'm gonna keep painting like an asshole. OH!

Makes- *chuckles* Monsieur, this tingles my facial hair! As it should! It should tingle it with a knife because it's murderous!

Alright let's paint another one before that guy gets outa here. Hang on, wait th-HaNg ON. DON'T GO. NO DON'T gO MAN!

Who knows, what could it be? I don't know! It's a painting. It's up there now. So you do whatever you got going on there.

HO- HO! All original-light! *breaks into laughter* (Ignorant American: Part 3 :D )

That's horrible. All right you can have it. You have the- the red man's dick. Ohh,

Baguette Man is just the art cono-SWAH. Alright, fine. Let me do work with some different colors here... Uh-huh yep.

Oh, yeah, this is a good one. Oh, it's good monsieur. Oh, bon soir! Ah

Chanel! There we go... There we go! That looks good. Gonna call that one.. uh

Starring: Mister Red Man. Man, I'm painting these faster than the-urgh-they're selling faster than I can paint 'em! It's fairly well made - OH!

Thank you, George! I will take that! I take that as a compliment. You are so nice! "Not So Starry Night."

Oh, that's so sweet, actually. I didn't put any effort into that one, but still! Okay. I got this one.

Uh-huh, okay, it's uhh it's "Red Man Going to Bed." There we go...

There we go! He's so cute. He's tucked in the bed, and his pillows... *types* "Red Man Goes

There we go. Awwww, go look at it. You know you want it.

Let's get some other colors in here. -painting noises- Where is this taking me?

Oh, I don't know, but the creative expression is flowing through me! Oh, I feel so fulfilled. NOOHHHH

There's red man. He ain't looking so good. *types* "Red Man No Look So Good". Alright, there we go.

Go get that one. You know you want it. You know you want it..... TOO DULL!

you! "I want to see more focus on the craft"? Well, I want to see more focus on the FUCK YOU! (Buuurnnnn)

That's what I want to see... Eat a dick! There we go. How's that for craft? How's that for craft?? You got pletty- pretty pr- pretty flower!

*types* "Pletty pretty flower". There you go, there's craft for ya! Now I'ma start going abstract because this obviously ain't working for me.

"Eraser From School" Memories of my elementary array... eray - erasure... from school. Memories lost.

Mmm. Better - you better start buying my art or else I'm gonna start stabbing somebody... Okay there we go! It's done! I love!

"Where's the energy mate, it's bland?" YOU'RE BLAND!

Moments of Life" There we go. I'm gonna really put my effort into this one. There we go.

I call this one "Blood on a Rainy Day" 'cause I got nothing else to call it. What else would I? Ahhh thank you!

Thank you! "Colors too crazy for you?" Colors too crazy?!

Wh-you-T-thi-this is two COLORS it's ONE if you don't count white! All right. How about this?

I'm gonna make, I know what I'm gonna do. I know what I must do to truly channel the greatest art.

*laughs* Excellent alright, I call this one "The Eiffel Tower at Night"

I don't think I even spelled "Eiffel" correctly! "Put in some effort will you?" I put in so much effort!

YEAH I'm trying to be some sort of minimalist. What else would I be? 'Scuse me!

I got to get "Red Man in a Butthole" there you go "Red Man in a Butthole"

HEH-HEH-HELLLL YEEeah, "Red Man in a Butthole!" No better color combination than pink and brown if you ask me! Uh-huh. Okay. I like this one.