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  • Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to pass-part-out.

  • Now I know that's not how you pronounce it,

  • but being an ignorant American that's as best as I can do, and if you've seen my "Markiplier Makes: Art" video,

  • you know I don't do a French accent very well,

  • so I'm going to just continue this without offending as many people as possible.

  • And then I'm going to offend people with my art instead!

  • Which is a more.. profitable measure, because that's what I'm hopefully going to be doing here. "Act 1: New

  • Beginnings" Ahhhh

  • What lovely place in the back alley of Pah-ree... (Paris)

  • That wasn't even close... Again, thought I should warn myself not to try a French accent.

  • Click the easel to start painting... Ah! Of course.

  • Ohh, *blows a kiss* I wonder how my art is going to be. Well first, let's just wash this out, oh!

  • WEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOWAAWWWWWW

  • WAOOOOWWWWWWW

  • Now let me get something that's gonna actually represent my soul here...

  • 00:00:56,628 --> 00:00:58,628 -that's a nice circle there, mark-

  • 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,960 Okay, all right. I think we're forming something good here.

  • Ahh! A thing of beauty. I call this "Red Man in the Eye," I think it's beautiful.

  • Speaks to my soul right now. I'll just place that right there, alright, "Red Man in the Eye."

  • Hey, anybody want to buy "Red Man in the Eye?"

  • *types* Red Man

  • in the Eye... HEY, 'scuse me! You with the baguette! Get the FUCK over here and buy my art! HEY ASSHOLE, where you even going!?

  • Why you standing in the corner over there!? What was even the point of this adventure!? You gonna buy my art or what?!

  • OH!

  • HO-HO, original-light! (Ignorant American again, Mark)

  • Yeah! Hey, I'll take it.

  • Oh-ho-ho-ho!

  • 13 euros or 19 euros. "Red..." Oh I better start painting, these guys are going like hotcakes!

  • Black it out again.. WAPPOW.

  • Uhhh

  • Yeah, okay, alright. I think I like it. I like where this is going. I can really feel this one..

  • I really see how this one's taking shape.

  • Euugh..

  • Happy Little Accidents! Okay. alright. This one's called "Red Man Getting Closer" *types* Red Man Getting Closer.

  • Oh yeah, oh, this is art right now. Oh keep track of my cash flow?? Well I don't know if I have any... Oooh!

  • WHY DO I NEED TO SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON BAGUETTES!?!? Ooh shit!

  • Too dull?! You're too dull, with your spiky hair and your.. "ARGH" shirt.. and your rain boots!

  • It's not even raining you stupid idiot! With your big ol' hoop earrings! Oh, you fucking loser with your chains!

  • What'dya got a wallet chain? Why don't you go buy my shit, okay?

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  • Cool?

  • Like it so far. Like it. TOO DULL!? TOO DULL!? Are you kidding me!?!

  • Oh, this is perfection right here! This is perfection! You see what I'm going for here,

  • everybody trying to speak to the inner workings of my soul. OO, fresh like a morning bag--EIGHT?

  • EIGHT?

  • EIGHT? Well baguette man's my best customer here so. *types* "Red Man Sees You" Red Man Getting Closer sold for nine dollars.

  • That guy is gonna be fuckin' POSSESSED by the end of this game. That guy doesn't even know what's about to happen to him.

  • Alright I'm gonna keep painting like an asshole. OH!

  • Makes- *chuckles* Monsieur, this tingles my facial hair! As it should! It should tingle it with a knife because it's murderous!

  • Alright let's paint another one before that guy gets outa here. Hang on, wait th-HaNg ON. DON'T GO. NO DON'T gO MAN!

  • I'll call this: "Red Thumb"

  • Heh.

  • *types* "Red Thumb... or Diiiiiiiick?"

  • Who knows, what could it be? I don't know! It's a painting. It's up there now. So you do whatever you got going on there.

  • HUH.

  • HO- HO! All original-light! *breaks into laughter* (Ignorant American: Part 3 :D )

  • That's horrible. All right you can have it. You have the- the red man's dick. Ohh,

  • Baguette Man is just the art cono-SWAH. Alright, fine. Let me do work with some different colors here... Uh-huh yep.

  • Oh, yeah, this is a good one. Oh, it's good monsieur. Oh, bon soir! Ah

  • Ahhh

  • Baguette! Bonjour! Eiffel tower!

  • Chanel! There we go... There we go! That looks good. Gonna call that one.. uh

  • *types* "Not So Starry Night"

  • Starring: Mister Red Man. Man, I'm painting these faster than the-urgh-they're selling faster than I can paint 'em! It's fairly well made - OH!

  • Thank you, George! I will take that! I take that as a compliment. You are so nice! "Not So Starry Night."

  • Oh, that's so sweet, actually. I didn't put any effort into that one, but still! Okay. I got this one.

  • Uh-huh, okay, it's uhh it's "Red Man Going to Bed." There we go...

  • Awwwwwwww

  • There we go! He's so cute. He's tucked in the bed, and his pillows... *types* "Red Man Goes

  • Night-Night"

  • There we go. Awwww, go look at it. You know you want it.

  • Twenty?! OHH-HOO-HO-HOO-HOOOO

  • Let's get some other colors in here. -painting noises- Where is this taking me?

  • Oh, I don't know, but the creative expression is flowing through me! Oh, I feel so fulfilled. NOOHHHH

  • MEEUORGGH

  • There's red man. He ain't looking so good. *types* "Red Man No Look So Good". Alright, there we go.

  • Go get that one. You know you want it. You know you want it..... TOO DULL!

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK...

  • you! "I want to see more focus on the craft"? Well, I want to see more focus on the FUCK YOU! (Buuurnnnn)

  • That's what I want to see... Eat a dick! There we go. How's that for craft? How's that for craft?? You got pletty- pretty pr- pretty flower!

  • *types* "Pletty pretty flower". There you go, there's craft for ya! Now I'ma start going abstract because this obviously ain't working for me.

  • There we go. It's done. I call it...

  • "Eraser From School" Memories of my elementary array... eray - erasure... from school. Memories lost.

  • Mmm. Better - you better start buying my art or else I'm gonna start stabbing somebody... Okay there we go! It's done! I love!

  • "Where's the energy mate, it's bland?" YOU'RE BLAND!

  • "Intersecting...

  • Moments of Life" There we go. I'm gonna really put my effort into this one. There we go.

  • I call this one "Blood on a Rainy Day" 'cause I got nothing else to call it. What else would I? Ahhh thank you!

  • Thank you! "Colors too crazy for you?" Colors too crazy?!

  • Wh-you-T-thi-this is two COLORS it's ONE if you don't count white! All right. How about this?

  • I'm gonna make, I know what I'm gonna do. I know what I must do to truly channel the greatest art.

  • *laughs* Excellent alright, I call this one "The Eiffel Tower at Night"

  • No, "Eiffel Tower At Sunrise"

  • I don't think I even spelled "Eiffel" correctly! "Put in some effort will you?" I put in so much effort!

  • YEAH I'm trying to be some sort of minimalist. What else would I be? 'Scuse me!

  • I got to get "Red Man in a Butthole" there you go "Red Man in a Butthole"

  • wOOAHH

  • BLOODY AwESoME M8! HaAyYYYYYY

  • HEH-HEH-HELLLL YEEeah, "Red Man in a Butthole!" No better color combination than pink and brown if you ask me! Uh-huh. Okay. I like this one.

  • Ohhhh

  • Makes my facial hair tingle does it? Ohhohoho

  • You get that one. There we go d o n e!

  • Done. *types* "Pink Hair Don't Care" fine, I'll get rid of that one!

  • How do I throw one away? Can I just burn one? I don't think I'm gonna make it here.

  • Oh, I'm trying my best!

  • I'm trying my ding-dong damn best. Gotta get the nose. Her nipples are waaaaay up there.

  • There we go. Got it. NAILED it. Let's see *types* "Perky!" :D Ima call that one "Perky!"

  • OOOOH, "True art isn't based on skill, I love it mate!" YOU LIKE PERKY MAGGIE?! Oh hell yeah. Yeah you do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • I'm gonna go for like, a...

  • like the banksy style message here.

  • It's all about capitalism, man. It's all about the capitalism destroying the integrity of art

  • *types* "Capitalism" capital-lu-lust-capal-assam Dees-destory, Integeerity of Aaaart

  • That's what dat one called. Dat one called capitalism... I don't know what you want.

  • There we go. Got it. Naaaaaailed it. Woo! "Not shoddy at all"?

  • Hey, I think I found it

  • Zelda

  • Got it, nailed it. Right, how 'bout this one? That one's pretty cool. I'm gonna call dat one:

  • Trrrough-

  • FOURTH OF JULYYYY

  • Nnnn, I've unlocked a new tool!

  • Since when have I unlocked a new tool? That's awesome! I thought it was gonna be dying! Whoo! Thank you!

  • Heck ouh yeah! All right! I know I found my art style. I found my art style

  • FIFTH OF JULLLYY!

  • Fine, whatever. I'll throw it away. People don't like that one. People don't like my banksy. Oh, thank you! Alright that's good.

  • Whatever. I love capitalism, then. I love capitalism destroying the integrity of my i-arrrt. What is this? Oh spray?

  • Well, I want a nice -- this is doing nothing! Ahhhh!

  • Wonderful

  • All right here we go. I know what I'm gonna do. Nailing it, got it. Nailed It got it. Great. Got it. Great. Nailed it.

  • "SIXTH OF JULYYY!" Your first bullshit is bizarre. I've actually taken a while to get them through that's not bad. It's kind of soothing.

  • It's relaxing even, whoo. Thank you. It's going well for me.

  • *types* "Seventh of July" I think this one's going to come together real good here.

  • I call this one: "You See What You Wanna See"

  • woOAH!

  • 59??! oh!!

  • Thank you for that!

  • I appreciate it. Oh man! I'm not gonna be starving for long! Baguettes for me all day and all night!

  • I'm done. Okay I call this one "The Sponge Screams". Not "The Sponge Creams", "The Sponge Screams"

  • Shut up! Not meant for you! Done. I call that one "Ghost Hug"

  • 'whoo!"

  • "Expression does not require skill"? Thank you! I'll take that as a compliment. I think?

  • 50??!?

  • 50!!

  • Heck-uh yeah! I don't know why I just keep drawing circles like that's my only go-to thing. It's not even a trick

  • I was about to say it's a trick. There's my one trick!

  • I go in a lot of circles and I scribble a lot. (It's a good trick to have) and I draw a little dude in there. Das good

  • That's a good one. Ima call that one "Das Good"

  • *types* "Das Good" I'm gonna make a comic here. DONE. Got bored halfway through. I'm gonna call it that one "Got Bored Halfway Through" wHOooA

  • "The artist understands me!" I do, I do understand you! I really really do! They like my circles.

  • I'm pretty sure it's my circles that they really like. Skillful. CRAHAHAP! I finally impress Steve!

  • Skillful craft wow, okay. Right! Here we go this might be my masterpiece. *types* "Windows'...

  • Alternate Logo"

  • That's good shit

  • Whoo 50! Not bad! There we go! Got it! Oh, I feel like a Sim

  • *types* "Feel...

  • Like a Sim" You know Sim

  • that's just like slowly building up their art skill by...

  • Painting a bajillion paintings and, none of them are good. Why am I painting without passion? What do you mean without passion?

  • I've got-I've got oodles of

  • Paaassssion

  • This looks like Sesame Street. I somehow drew a Sesame Street sign *laughs*

  • Somehow I did that, I don't know I did it, but I'm gonna call that one "Passion" What happens if I don't accept their offer?

  • Does it create like a bidding war or something? This might be my greatest work yet. This might be my ultimate masterpiece.

  • I'm going to call this one: "My Masterpiece" and with that,