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- How was your morning?
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- I will be tired today.
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- Oh wait, wait. Say tired again.
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- Tired.
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- He might be Asian.
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- Do my voice sounds Asian?
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- Yeah, did you not hear yourself?
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(playful music)
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- Hi my name is Marie.
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- My name is Cedar and I am a writer.
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- Mm-kay.
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- That won't work for me because I sound white so
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everyone will be like, "That's definitely a white kid.".
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- I'm very sensitive about people's accent.
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Just like, "Hey y'all how you doing?" (laughs)
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- Oh, what?
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Hold on a second.
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If this gets freaky in any way.
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- Alrighty.
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- Yes.
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- What's happening, man?
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- Um is it okay if I judge you on these questions?
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- [Man] Absolutely that's why we're all here.
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- Okay, alright.
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- I like the tone of your voice.
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It stimulate my ear and that's makes my body so hot,
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all of my body so hot.
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- [Man] There you go.
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- Did you grow up here in Seattle?
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- No I'm from Kentucky.
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- I think he's a black man.
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Say something black.
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- Black.
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(laughing)
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That's about the blackest thing I can think to say.
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- He sounds like a college-educated black man.
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- Do you have a favorite color?
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- Orange.
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- Do you like it because it goes with your skin tone well?
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(laughing)
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- Clever but no, it's because nothing really rhymes
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with orange but as a rapper,
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I find all kinds of things that rhyme with orange.
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- Oh you rap, eh?
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Hmm.
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- Oh rap.
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- It's just like that huh?
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♪ Olympian tried meter dash pepper the room with spread ♪
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♪ Over your head now uh the room is dead ♪
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I don't know, I'm not a freestyle artist but.
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- That sounds pretty good.
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- This is a African-American male.
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Kind of natural curly hair but not too much curly.
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- And what about facial hair, do you think I have a beard?
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- Oh facial hair, no, no no no no no no never.
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- I'm gonna guess that you're African-American.
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- Nobody says black anymore.
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- I'll say black if that is preferable.
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- It is to me.
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- Okay. I think you are black.
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- He sounds like he's wearing Vans.
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I feel like he has like a fade.
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Or no, maybe even dreads, and that's my final decision.
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
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- It was nice meeting you.
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- Oh I'm gonna see everybody too afterwards, right?
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- Hi there. - [Woman Guessing] Hi.
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- How are you? - Good, how are you?
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- [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm good.
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Are you nervous?
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- Is this really how you talk, for real?
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- For real.
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- Okay I just didn't know if that--
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(laughs)
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- Are you okay?
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- [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm okay.
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- Your voice, you have a worried voice.
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- I'm not worried. - [Man] You're not worried?
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- I can do this.
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- [Man] Okay.
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- Could you sing a song for me?
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♪ I know a little song ♪
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♪ It ain't very long ♪
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♪ Toodle dum toodle dum now it's all gone ♪
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- Is this the person's real voice?
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- You're walking on thin ice now.
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(laughing)
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- I don't know. This person, he sounds like a character.
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Are you a male or a female?
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Say, "Suck my dick."
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(gasps)
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- Why would I say that?
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- Definitely a female, 'cause a male would have said it.
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(laughing)
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- Well, suck my dick!
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(laughing)
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- Oh! you guys got me!
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Alright, I would say a woman.
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(gasps)
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(laughing) - Oh, shit.
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- 21 years old, she's a college student.
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What is your major in college?
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- Drinking. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking?
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- Yeah.
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- You are in your 60's or 70's.
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- You know them old lady curls?
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Like she had rollers in her hair this morning.
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- What you talking' about?
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- Definitely white, like frail and skinny.
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- Good luck with your college life.
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- Thank you very much. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking.
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- Yes.
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- Bye college student! - Goodbye!
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- Alright see you.
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- Hi. - [Woman Guessing] Hello.
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- How are you doing today?
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- I love your voice.
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I want to see your face.
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- [French Man] But you can't right now.
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- No.
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- [French Man] Sorry.
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- Can you do "Hey Diddle Diddle"?
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- "Hey Diddle Diddle"?
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- Yeah it's a nursery rhyme.
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Okay how about "Mary Had A Little Lamb"?
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- Mary had a what? - Lamb.
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- [French Man] Lamb? - Like a baby sheep.
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Okay so clearly nursery rhymes are not your thing.
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- Are you wearing Old Spice?
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- Uh, yes.
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Why do you think though?
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- I'm sorry? - Oh you smell it, right?
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- What did you say? - Did you smell it?
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- Oh he's definitely Latino
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cause he can barely speak English.
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- Could you say something nice to me?
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Whisper for me?
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- You look beautiful.
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- Melting.
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- How was your morning?
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- I'll be tired today.
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- Oh wait, you.
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Wait, say tired again.
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- Tired.
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- He might be Asian.
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- I think you're Cambodian.
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- You sound like you're Asian.
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You have an accent.
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- Tall and medium body, exactly my type.
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- [French Man] Thank you. - But, however,
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I think you are gay.
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- Wait, why do you think I'm gay?
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- Because most of the nice looking guys, they are gay.
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I don't know why. - Whoa! (laughs)
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- Thank you. (giggling)
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- [Woman] Hello. - Oh shit. Hello.
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- How was your morning so far?
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- I woke up and came here, basically.
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- Came here.
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Do you like Outback?
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- Outback Steak House?
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- Yep she's definitely Australia.
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- Where do you think I'm from?
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- Greek or Italy.
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- Do you think I have an accent?
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- No, mm-mm. - No accent.
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- Light skin, light hair, Australian woman.
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- I think you are female, I think you're white.
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When I think Australian, I just think blonde,
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so I'm guessing blonde.
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- About 19 years old, you still live with your parents.
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- Do I sound smart?
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- Uh the way you said smart, yes.
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- Cool, thank you.
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- Smart.
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- Hey.
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- Hi, how's it going?
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- [College Girl] Good, how are you?
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- I am just great, thank you.
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- [College Girl] Perfect.
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Here smell me then.
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- You smell like vanilla.
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- Yeah I've got it.
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- Oh you smells good. - Thank you!
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It's Black Opium.
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- [Woman Guessing] Oh. - Which is, it's from Sephora.
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- Your voice and attitude is perfect for the salesperson.
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- [College Girl] If you wear vanilla,
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usually guys like that.
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Listen listen listen!
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- Oh no, uh-uh your voice is annoying.
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- Oh my god.
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- Listen listen listen listen, oh my god! (laughing)
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This is the white chick.
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She's definitely from The Valley.
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- Do you like to dance?
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- All the time.
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Always at the club I'm the first to dance.
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I get up on tables.
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- Okay, slight exhibitionist.
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- Definitely wanna party with me.
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But you said I was annoying. - No, I do not.
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- Why?
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- 'Cause you're annoying.
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It's very high pitched.
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- No it's not!
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- No it's not!
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- Sometimes when I get really excited,
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I just keep talking and going on and on.
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I had a little headache but then
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they had a bunch of drugs here
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so then I just took a bunch of--
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- Can you slow down?
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- Sometimes my boyfriend really doesn't like it
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coz out of the two of us, I talk the most.
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- Do you talk like this all the time?
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- Excuse me, yeah!
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- Oh I mean, I was just wondering.
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You sound like...
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- I'm obviously nice.
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- Yeah for sure, um.
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- You are white and
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I think that you like to show off your body.
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- Booty shorts, definitely stops at Starbucks
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at least twice a day.
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- You are in a sorority
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and you sound pretty white.
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- Snookie.
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Snookie, perfect example.
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Bye.
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- Bye.
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- Oh she's wearing wedges.
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- [College Girl] Yes, obviously.
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- What up?
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- What's up?
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- [Man With Deep Voice] What's going on man?
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- How you doing?
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- Good I like your threes you got on.
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I like your dress.
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- Oh, thank you so much.
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- Can you do your best bro accent for me?
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- [Man With Deep Voice] What up bro?
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- Oh gosh that's so low.
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- I think you are African American male.
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Like Lionel Richie.
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(laughing)
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- You live with your parents?
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- Why do you think I live with my parents?
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- Coz off the rip you just sound like a white kid
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who probably lives with his parents.
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- You could be a buff guy.
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- I could also be super skinny.
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- You could be like super skinny.
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He's Asian, he's black, he's white, he's Islander.
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He could be mixed.
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- I'm seeing like a little scruff,
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I'm seeing that you're tall.
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White.
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I bet you have like, kinda long bangs.
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- Bangs?
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- No you know like the skater swoosh?
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- Oh okay. - Swooshy.
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- How old do you think I am?
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- Oh 48.
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Divorced one time.
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(laughter)
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Two children. - Two kids?
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- [Woman Guessing] U-huh.
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