and I don't normally say it.

But you are better looking than my last audience.

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I hope they're not watching because I don't want anyone

to feel bad, but you're better dancers, you're better looking,

you're--

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I mean, I'm going to go out on a limb here.

You might be the best audience and the greatest audience

we've ever had ever.

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[INAUDIBLE]

Hold on.

We have an hour, so we can find out.

I'm not going to--

I shouldn't have said that so early.

I'll let you know at the end.

Everyone always says that I have the greatest audience.

And I agree.

I do have a great audience.

But I expect you to be talented as well as just sitting

there and laughing-- oh, Ellen we love you

and all that-- like, that's great but are you talented?

You know?

So someone told me there some people in the audience

had hidden talents.

And so if they're no good, you're

going to lose your status as the greatest audience.

No pressure, but where is Kwame [? Sarfo? ?]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi,

[INAUDIBLE] how are you doing?

It's nice to meet you.

Nice.

Did I say your name right?

Yeah, you got it--

Kwame.

Kwame, OK.

Yep.

And where do you live?

I live in [INAUDIBLE],, New Jersey.

OK, and you do what?

I'm going to do push ups.

OK.

But probably in a--

A little twist to it, though.

Yeah, I see.

Fingertips.

OK.

Fingertips.

Fingertips, yep.

Wow.

That's what I've been trying to get Twitch to do,

fingertip push ups.

[LAUGHTER]

And he can't do it.

So let's take a look at Kwame.

OK.

So I'm just going to start with five fingertips

and working my way down to two.

Yeah, sure.

Here we go.

[DRUM ROLL]

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[SCREAMING]

What is happening?

Oh my God.

[APPLAUSE]

Wait.

OK, Twitch did you see that?

I did.

Yeah.

So when you start like that, is that

really easier to get to the two when you start with five?

Or you're just doing it to show us?

I'm just doing it to show you.

Yeah, yeah.

What fun at parties you must be.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

All right, Kwame that's impressive.

Thank you so much.

[APPLAUSE]

All right.

Helen Roberts and Lizzie Becker, where are you two?

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi.

Hi Ellen.

Hi Helen, Lizzie?

Hi-- Lizzie.

Hi.

All right you two, hello.

Hi, I'm Helen.

Hi Helen.

I'm Lizzie.

Hi Lizzie.

I'm Ellen.

[LAUGHTER]

So you saw Kwame over there?

Is that-- I don't know what you do.

Where do you live?

I'm from New Jersey.

Also, yeah.

Look at that.

Do you all do push ups?

What if everyone in New Jersey could do push ups like that?

It just turns out to be a talent?

And you're from New Jersey?

I'm from Philadelphia.

OK.

And how do you know each other?

Well, we played basketball together at Dickinson college.

OK, great.

What position?

I don't know.

[LAUGHTER]

Is there--

We're both point guards.

Oh, point guards.

Yeah, sure.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't know how to follow up a question about basketball?

I know nothing about it.

But so-- [INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

All right, so and what do you all do?

I can catch food in my mouth.

You can catch food in your mouth?

Yes.

And you throw the food?

I can throw food into her mouth.

Wow.

[LAUGHTER]

Well, I bet I could throw food into her mouth.

It's like-- she's the one with the talent.

I mean, anyone could throw food in her mouth.

[LAUGHTER]

How did you all--

who-- did you just throw food at her one day and she caught it?

And you were like, oh I should do this,

or did you say throw food at me?

It's kind of happened.

Just organically, you threw food and you--

I see.

You were drunk.

admit it, you were drunk.

[LAUGHTER]

No.

All right.

OK, so what kind of food?

Marshmallows are our specialty.

Specialty.

But what's the largest kind of food you've thrown and caught?

An apple.

An apple.

But like, sliced right?

Not the whole apple?

The whole apple?

Yes.

It's dangerous.

Wow.

You do have to be drunk for that.

[LAUGHTER]

All right so, you're going to throw marshmallows?

Is that what we're doing?

Yes.

OK.

All right, I'll hold this and I'm sure we have marshmallows.

Yes, we do.

All right.

Where should I be?

Where are you going to be?

I'm going to be over here.

OK.

[SURPRISING MURMURS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]