Name: Took my Uber Driver on a Date (ft. AndreasChoice)
Uploaded: 2018-07-13T03:22:26.000Z
Duration: 5 min 23 s
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and she's like, "Yo we got an audition for you to go an audition for STAR WARS."

Part of me was like, "Yo, it's bout frickin time!"

The other part of me was like, *anime shocked noised*

they wouldn't say if it was for Disney XD, for a movie,  I didn't know

So I'm walkin in there like *australian accent* "What's - what's my motivation, mate

I don't know my characters headspace, nothing."

Even the script was like talking in code, so

Anyways,  call uber. I go outside. Uber pulls up.

SKKKKKRRRRRRRRRT! Ok pause, rewind, pause, play.

She pulls off, we start talking. I'm cracking jokes, she's cracking jokes.

So I say to her, "Yo, is it cool if I add a location? And we can go to In and Out before you take me home?"

Put in the location. We drive to In and Out.

The line for the drive through is wrapped around the building 57 times.

Get the food and we're sitting out on a bench and I'm like

Then about a week or two later I text her like,

"I don't know if you're emotionally recovered from our first date,

But let me know when you're ready for Date #2

get to the bowling alley and BOOM. LIPS. Just ALL UP IN MY FACE!

Lowlife, I've always wondered what it would be like

This girls didn't even have, you know how people's lips have the lines? This girl

didn't have a line, it looked like a glazed, pink,

And I don't know if yall have noticed, the last 2 months I haven't been talkin bout girls

have to prove to somma yall that I can make videos without girls

ok here's about to get a little ratchet, ok?

the moral of the story at the end of this video.

So shes bowling and I'm beating her and then she's like:

OK, no. I'm sucking right now because I'm sober

Normally, I have a little bit of alcohol in my system.

Every time I get a strike, you gotta take a shot

Every time you get a strike, I gotta take a shot.

So she bowls, she walks by me, and then touches my inner thigh

So we keep bowling by the time we leave, I've had three shots, she's had four shots.

I only live 6 blocks away from the bowling alley

So we're walking and then she starts leaning on me and a few seconds later this girl falls over and goes to sleep

so I'm looking around, and I got 3 blocks to go

It's one thing when you're carrying them with your arms around your neck

So I get, like a block and a half, and this girl walks up to me like,

hundi, hundi, wake up hundi, do you know this boy

Hundi, hundi, solve this Rubix cube in under 10 seconds if this boy is your friend

State your business, what are your intentions with this girl?

Uhh I don't know if I can carry her anymore, I got an idea tho.

How about you guys stay here, thats my building like a block away

I'm gunna get a cart and bring it back, and then I can wheel her back to my place

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Took my Uber Driver on a Date (ft. AndreasChoice)

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