or is he just Chinese?

[Laughter]

Hey guys, I'm sorry... you're just, you're making a bunch of Asian jokes

and you're all Asian, and I'm not,

It's just making me a little uncomfortable.

It's fine. Asians are racist against other Asians.

Allow us to Asiansplain.

I'd rather you didn't.

What if we did it in the whitest way possible... in a style of a

Barbershop Quartet?

Oh yay, I got HATS!

Asians don't like Asians

We come from different lands

Asians don't like Asians

If you're Asian you'll understand

You know why we hate you

I don't have a clue

Here's a hint, it rhymes with

World War II

Oh God

Don't even get me started on

World War II

You did some fucked-up shit in

World War II

It's all propaganda!

Many Chinese people standing shoulder to shoulder

to shoulder to shoulder

Overpopulation!

Cantonese sounds like barking dogs

YAO MO GAO CUO!!!

It's dirty and gross, and covered in smog

Now do me!

Koreans are tacky and flashy

Too much plastic surgery is trashy

Go on...

That's it.

That's it? Half a verse?

Yeah, you're a half a country.

I understand.

We think we're each the best

Don't confuse us for the rest

Are you Chinese?

Hell no! Are you Korean?

Hell no! Are you Japanese?

I wish. I mean, hell no!

Asians don't like Asians

Chinese Korean Japanese

The Top Three Asian countries,

We are the Big Three

Whoa! What about all the other Asian countries, like the Philippines?

No, Philippines: three.

Whoa Korea, I didn't even see you there.

Unbelievable, I'm even getting this from the Philippines?

Asians are super duper

Racist!

Yeah, you know what guys? I think I get it--

Korea is the worst!

WHOA!

America is the victim!