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  • I am thrilled this evening.

  • We have an excellent show for you tonight.

  • And as always, whoever has the most whammy points

  • will go straight onto a double bonus,

  • but before we get to that.

  • (audience laughing)

  • I'm sorry, who the hell was that?

  • Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

  • Which camera is mine?

  • Am I camera three, or am I camera two?

  • Or is it one?

  • Stan, goddammit, can somebody tell me what camera I am?!

  • [Conan] Okay.

  • Sir, please, excuse me, sir!

  • Sir! Three, two, one,

  • and here we go!

  • Hello, folks, and welcome back

  • to America's favorite game show, Fill in the Blanks!

  • I am your host-- (audience cheering)

  • That's right!

  • (audience cheering)

  • No.

  • No.

  • It truly is America's favorite!

  • I am your host Reed Newport, just like the cigarettes!

  • Yep!

  • (audience laughing)

  • Menthols are the ones I prefer most,

  • and the survey says! (bell dinging)

  • All right, look, hey!

  • I am sorry, sir.

  • I think you're in the wrong studio.

  • 500 more points, and that will take us straight

  • to an All or Nothing.

  • Conan, I don't think that guy can hear you.

  • I've heard about him.

  • He's this leftover game show host from the '80s.

  • He's wandered the studio lot for decades

  • since his show was canceled.

  • Let's say hello to Natasha from Clearwater, Florida!

  • (audience cheering)

  • Natasha, I understand that you're an algebra teacher.

  • How long have you been an algebra teacher?

  • 12 years.

  • 12 years!

  • Well, that's just about how long it takes.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Excuse me, would you please leave my audience alone?

  • Hey, let's get to know Dickie St. Wayne,

  • all the way from Amarillo, Texas.

  • Dickie, I understand you run a honey farm.

  • What's that like?

  • Sticky.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Dickie, you just said our secret word!

  • (alarm blaring)

  • (audience applauding)

  • No, no, no!

  • Connie, tell 'em what they've won!

  • Look at that!

  • It's our grand prize!

  • (audience cheering)

  • Looking good, Connie!

  • It's a personal water sport device from Takahomi.

  • Now, this is strictly illegal in the United States,

  • but folks, if you're on international waters,

  • let it rip! I'm sorry.

  • You know, we cannot afford that!

  • We can't afford that!

  • And the survey says! (buzzer sounds)

  • Oh!

  • Tough break!

  • I honestly don't know what's going, I...

  • 30 seconds on the clock, and it's just about time

  • to find out what's inside the box!

  • We've eliminated both Carl and Brenda,

  • which leaves only Carrie,

  • and I hope she doesn't spend all of her gimme points

  • before it's time to pull that lever!

  • (audience cheering)

  • No!

  • There's no! (audience cheering)

  • No! Pull that lever!

  • It's not a game show!

  • It's lever time!

  • [Conan] No!

  • Here comes the lever!

  • Stop!

  • Stop it!

  • There's no game show!

  • Reed!

  • Reed Newport, can you hear me?!

  • Did someone say my name?

  • Do I hear my name somewhere?

  • I can see the outline of a very tall girl scout.

  • Oh, for God's sake! (audience laughing)

  • Just stop! Stop!

  • Well, the only way to stop it, Conan,

  • is to press that red button right in front of you.

  • Listen, there's no red button.

  • Pull that lever! No!

  • (audience cheering)

  • No!

  • There's no lever!

  • There's no red button! Conan.

  • Looks like it's time to ring that bell!

  • There's no bell! (bell ringing)

  • Ready to take another spin at the wheel?!

  • There's no wheel!

  • Reed, this is painful and hard for you to accept.

  • Your show went away

  • a long, long time ago.

  • (audience sighing) I'm sorry!

  • I'm sorry, but it did, and this is sad.

  • It's time to stop.

  • Well, maybe you're right.

  • Maybe it is time to take a break.

  • Maybe I should pack up my things and cash in my pension.

  • No, no, no, I-- (audience sighing)

  • It's okay. No.

  • It's what he needs to do.

  • This is good for me because I think I really should move

  • all the way to the bonus round!

  • No! (audience cheering)

  • That's right, folks!

  • The bonus round is just like the lightning round,

  • except it's nowhere near as fast.

  • Here I go into the isolation booth.

  • Ladies and gentlemen-- Now, when I'm in here,

  • circle takes the X, and I won't hear

  • anything you say. I'm sorry.

  • That's Reed Newport.

  • We'll get him a doctor.

  • He'll be fine.

  • Terrific show tonight.

  • From the new movie Overboard,

  • Eva Longoria is on the program!

  • (audience cheering)

  • Very exciting!

  • [Reed] Conan, Conan, I think she prefers

  • to be called Ava Longoria. No, no, no, it's Eva!

  • It's not Ava!

  • Shut up! Well.

  • From the HBO series Westworld,

  • Luke Hemsworth is on the program!

  • (audience cheering)

  • [Reed] Luke Hemsworth, all the way from Amarillo, Texas!

  • He runs a honey farm.

  • All right. (audience laughing)

  • Shut up. (audience laughing)

  • Thrilled, musical guests

  • Ben Harper, Charlie Musselwhite on the show!

  • (audience cheering)

  • [Reed] Conan, is that your final answer?

  • Would you like to phone the audience?

  • We're gonna take a break.

  • We're gonna take a break!

  • We'll be right back.

  • Jimmy, take it away.

  • (audience cheering)

  • Promotional consideration for,

  • I beg your pardon?

  • What's the matter?

  • Everything's going just fine!

  • Look, pull that lever!

  • Pull that lever!

  • Come on in the isolation booth.

  • [Conan] Oh, it's nice!

I am thrilled this evening.

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