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(audience cheering)
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(jazz music)
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(drums)
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Thank you so much!
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Thank you very much!
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Welcome to Comic Con!
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(audience cheering)
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We have an amazing show for you tonight.
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This is our third year.
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[Andy] Yes.
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Here.
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Third year here.
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Let me start by promising that tonight
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there will be no Ed Sheeran cameo.
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That is my promise to you.
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(audience cheering)
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(laughs)
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'Course I'm talking about Game of Thrones.
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Game of Thrones returned on Sunday.
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Fans were upset that there was a cameo by Ed Sheeran.
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Yes!
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Yes, even worse, next week's episode of Game of Thrones
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is called The Biebering.
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(audience laughs)
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That's not a good sign.
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(audience cheers)
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That's not a good sign.
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As you know, I was at Comic Con last year
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and last year there were a bunch of movies
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about a dreary dystopian future.
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Yeah.
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Turns out they were documentaries.
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(audience laughs)
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That's one--
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(audience cheers)
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No!
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(laughs)
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Don't applaud that one, we're really screwed right now.
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(audience laughs)
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They're like (laughs).
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(groans)
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Lots of special events taking place in honor of Comic Con.
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Yesterday at the San Diego library
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there was a Quidditch tournament.
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Yeah!
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(audience cheers)
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Yeah.
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Yes! Yes!
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And trust me, when a bunch of adults get together
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to play Quidditch, there are no winners.
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(audience laughs)
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I like that there were people,
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I'm sorry, there was a whole section that was so happy.
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(laughs)
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Conan likes Quidditch!
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Why would he say it?
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Right now they're hiding their brooms.
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[Conan] I know.
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Sliding them under.
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It's expensive to be here.
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Isn't it expensive?
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It is expensive.
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(audience cheers)
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Yeah.
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This is an interesting fact,
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the average cost to attend Comic Con is $1,603.
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Yeah.
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Which, coincidentally, is the exact amount of money
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that Transformers took in last weekend.
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(audience laughs)
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(audience cheering)
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I just turned into a Chevrolet right there.
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Yeah.
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By the way, I gotta mention this, in the new Transformers 5,
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they open with the Transformers in the distant past.
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I don't know if you saw that.
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Yeah, distant past.
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Unfortunately, not far enough in the past to stop
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the meeting where they decided to make Transformers 5.
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(audience laughs)
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It was the only flaw.
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(audience cheering)
